Harry Potter and the Secret of Love

by Trazzy

In Chapter Two of the exciting and original adventure, Harry's children get lost while shopping. A hilarious and erotic adventure ensues as Harry and his soulmate go on an epic quest to get them back. WARNING: SLASH! MxM, MxMxM. Please Read and Review. I

2. Lost and Found

Chapter 2

One day, Harry Potter and Jamie Doyle were shopping for dog food when all their kids ran away. They ran into a dark store.

"Oh, no," said Harry, "All our kids ran into a dark store."

So they went into the store. Then they realized that it was an adult toy store! A strange man came out from the back room.

"Who are you?" he asked cantankerously.

"I am Jamie Doyle" said Jamie Doyle.

"I'm Harry Potter," said Harry Potter, "Perhaps you've heard of me?"

"Well, I didn't read the books, but I saw the movies. You were okay. How about a discount on a purchase of 500 Galleons or more?"

"Okay," said Harry Potter. So they bought 500 Galleons' worth of dildos and fur-lined handcuffs. And a sex swing. And aphrodisiac dog treats.

Then they did anal.

Later, when the store owner brought them a box of flavored lubricant, they discovered their children hiding inside.

"Wow," said Harry Potter.

And then they went home and did oral.