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The day THEY came
Chapter 2: Dreamy guys and annoying voices
I opened my eyes from falling over and saw Zelda, Kagome, and Sango kneeling next to me. "OMG! She's dead!" Wailed Zelda
"No she's not!" Sango said annoyed.
"Are you ok.....uh....." Kagome began to ask ignoring the others
"LeeAnn, my name is LeeAnn, and you're in MY HOUSE! And yes I am fine by the way." I dazedly answered with my hand on my forehead. I looked around for my hottie, but he was nowhere to be found. I shot up and accidentally knocked over Kagome, Sango, and Zelda with my arms. "Where the hell is my HOTTIE?!?!?!?!?!?!" I screamed.
"WHERE IS MY RAMEN WOMAN!?!?!?!" InuYasha also screamed from the kitchen. I looked around my family room and everyone was missing except for the girls who were swirly eyed on the floor. I went up the steps and spied some unknown people standing in my kitchen doorway. There was a really short guy with hairy feet and a taller guy with a long sword.
I turned my eyes into slits and marched towards the door. "OUTTA MY WAY!" I pushed through the two and noticed that is was Frodo and Boromir. I stopped and stared. 'WOW, could it really be them? And I thought Boromir died'. I thought. I saw the gold ring around Frodo's neck and started to get a weird feeling. I moved closer to him with my hand reached out. Not really, but I wanted that gold thingy. Turning around I saw InuYasha poking Legolas' chest with Miroku, Shippo, and Link sitting on the countertop.
"Where is it?" InuYasha barked.
"I'm not your slave, dog." Legolas snapped
"Get me my D*mn ramen woman!"
"I am NOT a woman."
I put my hands together, placed them on the side of my face, and swooned. "He's so DREAMY!" I sighed.
"You're in love with the guy with dog ears?" Aragorn asked.
"NO! The one with blonde hair!" I yelled getting frustrated.
"OH! You mean Link! Sorry, but he's taken." Navi stated.
I wanted to choke the glowing ball of light. "NO! The OTHER blonde."
Everyone mouthed an 'O'.
Miroku gave me a weird look. "You're in love with a woman?"
"She's a lesbian!" Shouted Gimli.
I heard his booming voice but couldn't see him. I looked past Aragorn and Sam and saw Gimli standing on the kitchen table. In the corner was Sesshomaru with his arms folded sitting in a chair. "I am NOT a lesbian. It's not my fault that Legolas is so freakn' hott!" I squealed.
"BUT IT'S A FEMALE!" Screamed InuYasha in shock.
"Can I have a say in this?" Legolas asked.
Everyone nodded.
"I AM a man! I will prove it to you." Legolas unbuckled his belt and then started to undress. Everyone screamed in horror and ran around mindlessly. "PUT IT BACK ON MAN!" Link screamed covering his eyes.
"His clothes are still on." Shippo pointed out.
Frodo and Boromir stopped and stared at Shippo, but they ran into each other and fell over swirly eyed. Link began to scream like a girl which made Miroku and Shippo cover their ears. I looked up from my ducking position and saw it was still mayhem. Frodo and Boromir on the ground, Gimili waving his axe around, and Miroku and Shippo looking like they're about to cry. Frustrated, I jumped up and put my arms in the air. "EVERYBOY STOP!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Everyone froze and stared at me. Before I could talk again my refrigerator door creaked open and I jumped into Miroku's arms. I looked at him and realized where I was and screamed. I brushed myself off and began again. "Ok, where was I? Oh yeah! How the HELL did all you guys get her in MY house?! And you-"
"HELLO! HOW ARE YOU!" A voice broke in.
"AAAHHHH!!! WHO....WHAT.....Where are you?!" I screamed again looking around for the mysterious voice.
"I am AMBER!!" The voice perked up.
"I said where!"
"Oh."
"So how did-" I began again, but I was interrupted by a knock at the door.
The day THEY came
Chapter 2: Dreamy guys and annoying voices
I opened my eyes from falling over and saw Zelda, Kagome, and Sango kneeling next to me. "OMG! She's dead!" Wailed Zelda
"No she's not!" Sango said annoyed.
"Are you ok.....uh....." Kagome began to ask ignoring the others
"LeeAnn, my name is LeeAnn, and you're in MY HOUSE! And yes I am fine by the way." I dazedly answered with my hand on my forehead. I looked around for my hottie, but he was nowhere to be found. I shot up and accidentally knocked over Kagome, Sango, and Zelda with my arms. "Where the hell is my HOTTIE?!?!?!?!?!?!" I screamed.
"WHERE IS MY RAMEN WOMAN!?!?!?!" InuYasha also screamed from the kitchen. I looked around my family room and everyone was missing except for the girls who were swirly eyed on the floor. I went up the steps and spied some unknown people standing in my kitchen doorway. There was a really short guy with hairy feet and a taller guy with a long sword.
I turned my eyes into slits and marched towards the door. "OUTTA MY WAY!" I pushed through the two and noticed that is was Frodo and Boromir. I stopped and stared. 'WOW, could it really be them? And I thought Boromir died'. I thought. I saw the gold ring around Frodo's neck and started to get a weird feeling. I moved closer to him with my hand reached out. Not really, but I wanted that gold thingy. Turning around I saw InuYasha poking Legolas' chest with Miroku, Shippo, and Link sitting on the countertop.
"Where is it?" InuYasha barked.
"I'm not your slave, dog." Legolas snapped
"Get me my D*mn ramen woman!"
"I am NOT a woman."
I put my hands together, placed them on the side of my face, and swooned. "He's so DREAMY!" I sighed.
"You're in love with the guy with dog ears?" Aragorn asked.
"NO! The one with blonde hair!" I yelled getting frustrated.
"OH! You mean Link! Sorry, but he's taken." Navi stated.
I wanted to choke the glowing ball of light. "NO! The OTHER blonde."
Everyone mouthed an 'O'.
Miroku gave me a weird look. "You're in love with a woman?"
"She's a lesbian!" Shouted Gimli.
I heard his booming voice but couldn't see him. I looked past Aragorn and Sam and saw Gimli standing on the kitchen table. In the corner was Sesshomaru with his arms folded sitting in a chair. "I am NOT a lesbian. It's not my fault that Legolas is so freakn' hott!" I squealed.
"BUT IT'S A FEMALE!" Screamed InuYasha in shock.
"Can I have a say in this?" Legolas asked.
Everyone nodded.
"I AM a man! I will prove it to you." Legolas unbuckled his belt and then started to undress. Everyone screamed in horror and ran around mindlessly. "PUT IT BACK ON MAN!" Link screamed covering his eyes.
"His clothes are still on." Shippo pointed out.
Frodo and Boromir stopped and stared at Shippo, but they ran into each other and fell over swirly eyed. Link began to scream like a girl which made Miroku and Shippo cover their ears. I looked up from my ducking position and saw it was still mayhem. Frodo and Boromir on the ground, Gimili waving his axe around, and Miroku and Shippo looking like they're about to cry. Frustrated, I jumped up and put my arms in the air. "EVERYBOY STOP!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. Everyone froze and stared at me. Before I could talk again my refrigerator door creaked open and I jumped into Miroku's arms. I looked at him and realized where I was and screamed. I brushed myself off and began again. "Ok, where was I? Oh yeah! How the HELL did all you guys get her in MY house?! And you-"
"HELLO! HOW ARE YOU!" A voice broke in.
"AAAHHHH!!! WHO....WHAT.....Where are you?!" I screamed again looking around for the mysterious voice.
"I am AMBER!!" The voice perked up.
"I said where!"
"Oh."
"So how did-" I began again, but I was interrupted by a knock at the door.