***Disclaimer***: I do not own InuYasha, LOTR, or Zelda
The day THEY came
Chapter 3: Circle, circle, dot, dot
I placed my hands on my head so it wouldn't fly off from spinning. So much was going on! First, the InuYasha peeps come, then Zelda and Link, most of the Lord of the Rings crew arrived, next a creepy voice decides to annoy me more, and now a knock at the door!
I held my hands up and began to scream. "OK! Everyone stay PUT! I will see who's at the door and then the mayhem can continue!"
Everyone gave me a weird look. A sweat drop rolled down my head.
"Whoopie!" Cried Boromir.
I rolled my eyes and went to the door. I opened it and I breathed a sigh of relief. It was RoseMarie (aka DarkAngelPearl).
"Heya! How it goes?" She asked me waving her hand extremely fast.
I laughed. "Uh...do you really wanna know?"
"Yeah."
"Um....you'll have to come inside to find out."
"OK. HEY! Look what I found on the street!" Rose exclaimed. She bent over past the side of the door and grabbed my other friend Nikki (aka Kikyo2005).
"HEY! I wasn't on the street! I was at my house!" Nikki yelled.
"Yeah you were!" Rose yelled back.
"NO!"
"YEAH!"
"NO!"
"SHUT UP!" I screamed holding both their mouths shut.
"Hey, who's that?" Nikki asked after I let go.
I looked behind me and saw Kagome coming up the steps. I went to run to push Kagome back downstairs when Shippo came flying out of the kitchen and hit me; which made me fall on top of Kagome and fall down the steps.
"Who are these people?" Rose asked puzzled.
"Uh...uh...nobody! They're just figments of your imagination!" I cheesed scratching the back of my head. I looked down and Shippo clung to my top. I screamed.
Nikki and Rose came running down the steps. Kagome was once again swirly eyed and Sango and Zelda stood back surprised. Nikki picked up Shippo by the tail. "What the hell is this thing?"
"I am a big scary fox demon!" Shippo tried to frighten Nikki.
"But he's SO CUTE!" Rose began to pet Shippo's head.
"Why the hell did you fly out of the kitchen Shippo?" I asked.
"Gimli and InuYasha were having a tossing contest and I was the thing they were throwing." Shippo responded trying to get out of Nikki's grasp.
Nikki and Rose were still lost. I tried to keep my head on straight.
Zelda finally noticed what was going on. "OMG! That girl is dead!"
"No she's not!" Sango said aggravated picking up a now conscious Kagome.
"But who are those people?" Zelda asked pointing at Rose and Nikki.
"We are not from your realm!" Nikki spooked.
Zelda screamed and ran up the steps. Everyone did an anime fall down. "What a blonde." I said.
"So what's with all these wackos in your house, LeeAnn?" Rose asked still confused.
I began to answer when I heard an earth shattering boom come from my kitchen. Everyone ran upstairs and somehow got into my kitchen. I looked around and saw that my Microwave exploded and the door to my refrigerator was broken off.
Rose and Nikki were stunned at the site of confusion in my kitchen. Cheese sticking on the wall, ramen cups everywhere, Legolas and Link having a posing contest, and InuYasha pouting in the corner.
A hotdog, coming from out of no where, hit Nikki in the middle of the forehead. "I know who all these people are! There's InuYasha, Fluffy and the others, Link and Zelda, and Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas and the other people of the Fellowship!"
"LEGOLAS?! WHERE?!" Rose screamed like a crazed fan.
"Back off! He's mine!" I ordered.
"No he's not!"
"He's mine!" screamed Amber.
Nikki looked around for where the voice came from and jumped into Miroku's arms from her being scared. She realized where she was and jumped back down. "Pervert monk!"
"I assume the ladies aren't too fond of you?" Asked Gimli.
"They are. Trust me." Miroku responded. He grabbed Nikki's hand and began to caress it. "You are more beautiful than a starlit sky. Your beauty reigns over my life. Will you bear my child?"
"HENTAI!" Nikki screamed hitting Miroku in the head.
"Nice shot!" Shouted Amber.
"HEY! That's my job....uh...."
"The name's Nikki, and this is Rose." Nikki answered pointing to Rose who was now holding Shippo.
Rose looked like she was about to cry. "I hear the voice, but I can't see the person!"
"BOO!" Haunted Amber.
Everything was getting out of control. I had to do something, but my brain was farting. I noticed a yogurt container on the floor and went to pick it up. Sam stepped on it making it squirt into my face. "THAT'S IT! EVERYONE OUT!" I screamed pointing to my backdoor.
"AAHH!!!" Link screamed.
"What now?!" I rolled my eyes.
"That girly girl with the white boa gave me the COOTIES!" Link said whining like a little kid.
I was lost at first on whom he was talking about. Then it hit me, or rather an empty cup of Ramen from InuYasha, that Link meant Sesshomaru.
"OH! You mean Fluffy-chan." I saw Sesshomaru tower over me and I gave a sheepish laugh. I turned back to Link. "It's ok; I have something that will fix it!" I began to think but was lost like a cow in the headlights.
Kagome began to dig in her humongous yellow book bag. "I have something! How about some herbal medicine? Band-Aids? What about some ointment?"
I nudged Kagome with my hip and made her fall into the abyss of her book bag. "ANYWHO!" I continued grabbing Link's hand. "Circle, circle, dot, dot, now you got the cootie shot."
"What's that?" He asked stupidly.
"The cootie shot, dingbat! It gets rid of cooties!" Rose yelled out. Everyone mouthed an 'O'.
Everything got eerily quiet. Until some purple smoke formed and another voice came out of nowhere. "HELLO! DO NOT FEAR ME!"
"FEAR IT! FEAR THE DEVIL!" Boromir cried out like a pansy.
The voice got pissed and dropped a ten pound box of cereal on Boromir's head. "Anywho! I am Chibi Horsewoman, you can call me Chibi for short, and I am the GOOD, G- O- O- D, voice; unlike my evil counterpart, Amber."
"Hey! I am not evil! I just like to have fun!" Amber yelled out.
The kitchen began to shake like mad. Frodo, Sam and Boromir clung to each other; Sango, Kagome and Zelda took shelter under Sango's oversized boomerang; Link and Legolas running around and crying 'mommy'; and me and my friends holding onto the wall with dear life. Next thing we knew the chaos stopped and the purple smoke returned.
"Ok, now that that's over with....." Chibi began.
"What in all the hells did you do! You spilled all of my RAMEN!" InuYasha pouted.
"I put Amber away in her cage and hopefully she stays put for a good while. And I'm sorry to say you ATE all the Ramen."
"Shut up."
"Chibi, where the hell am I suppose to put all these freaks? My parents are gonna flip when they see *them * and the mess." I asked real pissed.
"No need to fear," Chibi began when out of nowhere a blue light came and the mess was gone and everything was repaired. "Now that's done, about where these peeps are gonna go. Out in your back yard you'll see a tree with a circle on it with a dot in the middle. Press it and rock with a triangle on it will open up and that's where you'll store these freaks of nature."
"I am not a freak." Sesshomaru said unemotionally.
"Sorry my Fluffy chan!"^_^ Chibi giggled. Before I knew it Sesshomaru was in a PINK TUTU! Everyone began to laugh.
"You're so pretty!" Zelda said straightening out the tutu part.
"I always wanted to see Fluffy chan in a pink tutu" Chibi laughed.
Sesshomaru growled.
My head was dizzy. @_@ "Here's your answer Rose."
The day THEY came
Chapter 3: Circle, circle, dot, dot
I placed my hands on my head so it wouldn't fly off from spinning. So much was going on! First, the InuYasha peeps come, then Zelda and Link, most of the Lord of the Rings crew arrived, next a creepy voice decides to annoy me more, and now a knock at the door!
I held my hands up and began to scream. "OK! Everyone stay PUT! I will see who's at the door and then the mayhem can continue!"
Everyone gave me a weird look. A sweat drop rolled down my head.
"Whoopie!" Cried Boromir.
I rolled my eyes and went to the door. I opened it and I breathed a sigh of relief. It was RoseMarie (aka DarkAngelPearl).
"Heya! How it goes?" She asked me waving her hand extremely fast.
I laughed. "Uh...do you really wanna know?"
"Yeah."
"Um....you'll have to come inside to find out."
"OK. HEY! Look what I found on the street!" Rose exclaimed. She bent over past the side of the door and grabbed my other friend Nikki (aka Kikyo2005).
"HEY! I wasn't on the street! I was at my house!" Nikki yelled.
"Yeah you were!" Rose yelled back.
"NO!"
"YEAH!"
"NO!"
"SHUT UP!" I screamed holding both their mouths shut.
"Hey, who's that?" Nikki asked after I let go.
I looked behind me and saw Kagome coming up the steps. I went to run to push Kagome back downstairs when Shippo came flying out of the kitchen and hit me; which made me fall on top of Kagome and fall down the steps.
"Who are these people?" Rose asked puzzled.
"Uh...uh...nobody! They're just figments of your imagination!" I cheesed scratching the back of my head. I looked down and Shippo clung to my top. I screamed.
Nikki and Rose came running down the steps. Kagome was once again swirly eyed and Sango and Zelda stood back surprised. Nikki picked up Shippo by the tail. "What the hell is this thing?"
"I am a big scary fox demon!" Shippo tried to frighten Nikki.
"But he's SO CUTE!" Rose began to pet Shippo's head.
"Why the hell did you fly out of the kitchen Shippo?" I asked.
"Gimli and InuYasha were having a tossing contest and I was the thing they were throwing." Shippo responded trying to get out of Nikki's grasp.
Nikki and Rose were still lost. I tried to keep my head on straight.
Zelda finally noticed what was going on. "OMG! That girl is dead!"
"No she's not!" Sango said aggravated picking up a now conscious Kagome.
"But who are those people?" Zelda asked pointing at Rose and Nikki.
"We are not from your realm!" Nikki spooked.
Zelda screamed and ran up the steps. Everyone did an anime fall down. "What a blonde." I said.
"So what's with all these wackos in your house, LeeAnn?" Rose asked still confused.
I began to answer when I heard an earth shattering boom come from my kitchen. Everyone ran upstairs and somehow got into my kitchen. I looked around and saw that my Microwave exploded and the door to my refrigerator was broken off.
Rose and Nikki were stunned at the site of confusion in my kitchen. Cheese sticking on the wall, ramen cups everywhere, Legolas and Link having a posing contest, and InuYasha pouting in the corner.
A hotdog, coming from out of no where, hit Nikki in the middle of the forehead. "I know who all these people are! There's InuYasha, Fluffy and the others, Link and Zelda, and Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas and the other people of the Fellowship!"
"LEGOLAS?! WHERE?!" Rose screamed like a crazed fan.
"Back off! He's mine!" I ordered.
"No he's not!"
"He's mine!" screamed Amber.
Nikki looked around for where the voice came from and jumped into Miroku's arms from her being scared. She realized where she was and jumped back down. "Pervert monk!"
"I assume the ladies aren't too fond of you?" Asked Gimli.
"They are. Trust me." Miroku responded. He grabbed Nikki's hand and began to caress it. "You are more beautiful than a starlit sky. Your beauty reigns over my life. Will you bear my child?"
"HENTAI!" Nikki screamed hitting Miroku in the head.
"Nice shot!" Shouted Amber.
"HEY! That's my job....uh...."
"The name's Nikki, and this is Rose." Nikki answered pointing to Rose who was now holding Shippo.
Rose looked like she was about to cry. "I hear the voice, but I can't see the person!"
"BOO!" Haunted Amber.
Everything was getting out of control. I had to do something, but my brain was farting. I noticed a yogurt container on the floor and went to pick it up. Sam stepped on it making it squirt into my face. "THAT'S IT! EVERYONE OUT!" I screamed pointing to my backdoor.
"AAHH!!!" Link screamed.
"What now?!" I rolled my eyes.
"That girly girl with the white boa gave me the COOTIES!" Link said whining like a little kid.
I was lost at first on whom he was talking about. Then it hit me, or rather an empty cup of Ramen from InuYasha, that Link meant Sesshomaru.
"OH! You mean Fluffy-chan." I saw Sesshomaru tower over me and I gave a sheepish laugh. I turned back to Link. "It's ok; I have something that will fix it!" I began to think but was lost like a cow in the headlights.
Kagome began to dig in her humongous yellow book bag. "I have something! How about some herbal medicine? Band-Aids? What about some ointment?"
I nudged Kagome with my hip and made her fall into the abyss of her book bag. "ANYWHO!" I continued grabbing Link's hand. "Circle, circle, dot, dot, now you got the cootie shot."
"What's that?" He asked stupidly.
"The cootie shot, dingbat! It gets rid of cooties!" Rose yelled out. Everyone mouthed an 'O'.
Everything got eerily quiet. Until some purple smoke formed and another voice came out of nowhere. "HELLO! DO NOT FEAR ME!"
"FEAR IT! FEAR THE DEVIL!" Boromir cried out like a pansy.
The voice got pissed and dropped a ten pound box of cereal on Boromir's head. "Anywho! I am Chibi Horsewoman, you can call me Chibi for short, and I am the GOOD, G- O- O- D, voice; unlike my evil counterpart, Amber."
"Hey! I am not evil! I just like to have fun!" Amber yelled out.
The kitchen began to shake like mad. Frodo, Sam and Boromir clung to each other; Sango, Kagome and Zelda took shelter under Sango's oversized boomerang; Link and Legolas running around and crying 'mommy'; and me and my friends holding onto the wall with dear life. Next thing we knew the chaos stopped and the purple smoke returned.
"Ok, now that that's over with....." Chibi began.
"What in all the hells did you do! You spilled all of my RAMEN!" InuYasha pouted.
"I put Amber away in her cage and hopefully she stays put for a good while. And I'm sorry to say you ATE all the Ramen."
"Shut up."
"Chibi, where the hell am I suppose to put all these freaks? My parents are gonna flip when they see *them * and the mess." I asked real pissed.
"No need to fear," Chibi began when out of nowhere a blue light came and the mess was gone and everything was repaired. "Now that's done, about where these peeps are gonna go. Out in your back yard you'll see a tree with a circle on it with a dot in the middle. Press it and rock with a triangle on it will open up and that's where you'll store these freaks of nature."
"I am not a freak." Sesshomaru said unemotionally.
"Sorry my Fluffy chan!"^_^ Chibi giggled. Before I knew it Sesshomaru was in a PINK TUTU! Everyone began to laugh.
"You're so pretty!" Zelda said straightening out the tutu part.
"I always wanted to see Fluffy chan in a pink tutu" Chibi laughed.
Sesshomaru growled.
My head was dizzy. @_@ "Here's your answer Rose."