Quickie: This short is NOT to be taken seriously. Please
keep that in mind. ^_^
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Kagome stood in front of Inu Yasha, fidgeting a little with the package she had hidden behind her back. For his part, Inu Yasha was watching her with a bemused look. What the hell was she so fidgety for?
"Um, Inu Yasha? Do you know what day it is?" Kagome asked, feeling as if several butterflies were doing the Samba in her stomach.
"What the hell are you going on about, Kagome? And why are you shifting around like that, you gotta pee or something?" Inu Yasha growled, feeling really nervous for some reason.
Kagome glared at him, and ground out, "It's Valentine's Day, Inu Yasha, and where I come from that's a pretty important day."
Inu Yasha snorted. "Important how?"
Kagome sighed and brought out the box she had hidden behind her back. The sudden headache that had developed behind her right eye told her that she should just give it to him and stop trying to explain things to him. "Here."
Inu Yasha took the box and gave her a puzzled look, then he opened it. His eyes grew huge and dewy when he saw all the chocolates that filled the box, and without further ado he sat down and began to devour them. Kagome heaved a sigh and sat down next to him, knowing it was useless to try and talk to him while he was eating.
A strange gagging sound caused Kagome to jump to her feet and stare at Inu Yasha. The hanyou was clutching his throat as his breath rasped harshly in his throat. As her eyes widened with horror, Inu Yasha fell over and became still.
"Inu Yasha?" Kagome asked, and got no response. She knelt next to him, and as she was reaching out to shake his shoulder a horrible realization stole over her. She turned and gazed in horror at the now empty box of chocolates, lessons from her childhood coming back to her and she belatedly remembered that chocolate in large quantities killed dogs.
"But I thought he'd be safe since he was part dog demon," Kagome wailed.
Suddenly, a clawed hand wrapped around her and dragged her away from Inu Yasha's still body.
"Yes!" Sesshoumaru crowed as he clutched Kagome close to him. "You are now mine!!!"
He bound off into the forest with Kagome in his arms, while Kagome said, "You're much sexier than Inu Yasha, anyway!"
Behind the fleeing, insanely out of character pair, Inu Yasha's corpse twitched and sprouted several large sweat drops. "Bah."
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Alyson: Ugh, that sucked.
Kagome: I'll say, I was completely OOC!
Sesshoumaru: *tilts his nose in the air* Hah, you have nothing to be angry about. I, on the other hand, have much to be angry about.
Kagome: *turns on him* Oh yeah? Like what?!
Sesshoumaru: *slight smirk* Inu Yasha doesn't have to be dead in order for me to take what I want.
Kagome: Right, and you've been so successful in taking Tetsusaiga from him.
Sesshoumaru: *twitch*
Alyson: *scribbling notes* Does that mean you want Kagome, Sesshoumaru?
Sesshoumaru: *turns to glare at the author*
Alyson: Eeeep! *bolts and shouts over her shoulder* I'll do better next time, promise!
Notes: In Japan, their Valentine's Day custom differs from ours in that instead of the guy giving the girl chocolates, it's the other way around. ^_^
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Kagome stood in front of Inu Yasha, fidgeting a little with the package she had hidden behind her back. For his part, Inu Yasha was watching her with a bemused look. What the hell was she so fidgety for?
"Um, Inu Yasha? Do you know what day it is?" Kagome asked, feeling as if several butterflies were doing the Samba in her stomach.
"What the hell are you going on about, Kagome? And why are you shifting around like that, you gotta pee or something?" Inu Yasha growled, feeling really nervous for some reason.
Kagome glared at him, and ground out, "It's Valentine's Day, Inu Yasha, and where I come from that's a pretty important day."
Inu Yasha snorted. "Important how?"
Kagome sighed and brought out the box she had hidden behind her back. The sudden headache that had developed behind her right eye told her that she should just give it to him and stop trying to explain things to him. "Here."
Inu Yasha took the box and gave her a puzzled look, then he opened it. His eyes grew huge and dewy when he saw all the chocolates that filled the box, and without further ado he sat down and began to devour them. Kagome heaved a sigh and sat down next to him, knowing it was useless to try and talk to him while he was eating.
A strange gagging sound caused Kagome to jump to her feet and stare at Inu Yasha. The hanyou was clutching his throat as his breath rasped harshly in his throat. As her eyes widened with horror, Inu Yasha fell over and became still.
"Inu Yasha?" Kagome asked, and got no response. She knelt next to him, and as she was reaching out to shake his shoulder a horrible realization stole over her. She turned and gazed in horror at the now empty box of chocolates, lessons from her childhood coming back to her and she belatedly remembered that chocolate in large quantities killed dogs.
"But I thought he'd be safe since he was part dog demon," Kagome wailed.
Suddenly, a clawed hand wrapped around her and dragged her away from Inu Yasha's still body.
"Yes!" Sesshoumaru crowed as he clutched Kagome close to him. "You are now mine!!!"
He bound off into the forest with Kagome in his arms, while Kagome said, "You're much sexier than Inu Yasha, anyway!"
Behind the fleeing, insanely out of character pair, Inu Yasha's corpse twitched and sprouted several large sweat drops. "Bah."
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Alyson: Ugh, that sucked.
Kagome: I'll say, I was completely OOC!
Sesshoumaru: *tilts his nose in the air* Hah, you have nothing to be angry about. I, on the other hand, have much to be angry about.
Kagome: *turns on him* Oh yeah? Like what?!
Sesshoumaru: *slight smirk* Inu Yasha doesn't have to be dead in order for me to take what I want.
Kagome: Right, and you've been so successful in taking Tetsusaiga from him.
Sesshoumaru: *twitch*
Alyson: *scribbling notes* Does that mean you want Kagome, Sesshoumaru?
Sesshoumaru: *turns to glare at the author*
Alyson: Eeeep! *bolts and shouts over her shoulder* I'll do better next time, promise!
Notes: In Japan, their Valentine's Day custom differs from ours in that instead of the guy giving the girl chocolates, it's the other way around. ^_^