***Disclaimer***: I do not own InuYasha, LOTR, and Zelda
The day THEY came
Chapter 4: A blonde moment with a touch of sauce
"Whoo hoo! This is so cool Lee! You should do this more often!" Nikki stated playing with Sesshomaru's white fluffy tail.
"This isn't cool! My house is invaded by fictitious people!" I shouted getting pelted again by another ramen cup.
"Look at it this way, at least you have LEGOLAS here.....unless you don't want him then I'll take him." Rose said hopefully.
"Hell no girl! He's mine and you know it!" I screamed. "Hey peeps! Lets find this tree and put you somewhere safe!"
"I don't wanna go!!" Shippo whined.
"You're going to a better place though!" Rose tried to comfort.
"But I don't want to DIE!" he cried.
"You're not dying pipsqueak, just going to that underground fun world with roller coasters and pools and-" Nikki added getting cut off by getting hit in the face by a flying, juicy pickle.
"Don't scare the shrimp! If anyone should scare him, it should be me!" InuYasha barked jumping down in front of Rose.
"Says who!" Rose gave an evil smirk. She saw InuYasha's ears and began to rub them. "Are they real?!"
"Hands off idget!"
Rose laughed evilly. "SIT BOY!"
"OI!" InuYasha screamed falling onto my kitchen floor.
"CHILDREN, CHILDREN!" Chibi boomed. "No fighting in the house!"
Before we knew it we were transported outside my house and in front of the huge tree in my backyard. "There, you guys were wasting my time not moving." Chibi said. "NOW you can fight."
Boromir looked over with a smirk and shoved Frodo in the snow.
"Wasting YOUR time, all these peeps are wasting my time!" I yelled getting even more pissed. "And it's freezing!"
"HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!" Navi screeched flying around madly.
"Shut up dumb fairy!" Link said throwing Navi into the snow.
"ANYWHO! It's freezing, because it's Ohio, and we're gonna freeze to death if you don't do anything!" I shivered.
Out of nowhere seventeen heavy-duty coats fell from the sky. Everyone dived for them seeing as though they were freezing their butts off.
"Look! It's the tree! And the stone! With the triangle! And-" Boromir ran around like a crazed maniac waving his arms. He stopped yelling when he ran into the huge tree with the circle on it. The rock split open and everyone started to run for it.
"OUTTA MY WAY!" InuYasha ordered.
"Ladies first!" Miroku said trying to be polite, pushing InuYasha out of the way.
"I'm freezing my sexy butt off!" Legolas stated shivering.
Everyone stared at him. Rose grinned and went to pinch his butt.
"Ah, ah! Off limits young lady!" Legolas scolded with his had over Roses face to stop her from coming closer.
"I don't care what you guys say, I'M GOING IN!" Sango held her boomerang up and ran down the steps.
"HEY HEY HEY! Princess' first!" Zelda yelled running after Sango.
Once everyone stopped squawking they went down the stairs and into the huge room. To the left of the steps there was a nice step up of a kitchen with a huge dining table, plenty of cupboards, a stove, microwave and sink. On the other side was a living area with four large couches, big screen TV equipped with a GameCube and games, magazines, and board games. There was a hallway that led to the rooms where the crazies where to stay.
"Dang it! This place is so cool!" Nikki said squeezing Sesshomaru's neck.
I raised an eyebrow. "Are you dating Sesshomaru?!"
Nikki gave a sheepish smile. "Umm....."
"No wonder he wasn't acting like he had a stick up his butt." Miroku pointed out.
"Why the hell are you dating my brother!" InuYasha whined.
"SIT BOY!" everyone said.
"I AM NOT DATING FLUFFY-CHAN!" Nikki yelled.
"She's dating him." Link said.
"Your quick!" Legolas joked.
"I am! I'm the fastest person around!"
"Um, he means you're blonde!" Rose informed.
"Oh, um.....but I have a bow and arrow!" Link exclaimed.
Legolas pulls out his nice, long white bow with arrows. "I got these nice shiny daggers."
"Lookie at this!" Link pulled out his sword. "I got a sword!" Link up next to his face and stroked it lovingly.
Everyone did an anime fall down.
"I can beat that! I got a-" Legolas started.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Aragorn hit Legolas in the back of the head. "We have children here!"
"I am NOT a kid!" Rose whined.
"It's ok.....sometimes we all need a little help." I said patting her shoulder.
Rose growled. "Pickle?" I said taking a piece of pickle out of my hair with a sweat drop rolling down my face.
"HIYA!" A voice came from nowhere.
"I thought you were in your cage!" Chibi yelled.
"Hee hee hee! I am here to PARTAY!!!!"
I held my head to prevent it from exploding. "Not you again! I thought you had her in control, Chibi?"
^^;; "I did. She scares me sometimes."
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Feel my wrath DOGBREATH!" Amber wickedly laughed.
Everyone looked around scared, especially me, Rose, Nikki, Kagome and the rest of the girls. InuYasha was too busy eating all the pickles in the refrigerator to realize that he was in trouble.
"HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!" Amber laughed again.
Without warning a huge butt-load (AN: 'Butt-load' is my own little term^_^) of red, chunky pasta sauce fell on top of InuYasha. The splashage went over everything and coated everything in pasta sauce.
"What the hell is this stuff!" InuYasha yelled. "It smells bad and I-" Before InuYasha could finish he passed out and fell into the spaghetti mess.
The day THEY came
Chapter 4: A blonde moment with a touch of sauce
"Whoo hoo! This is so cool Lee! You should do this more often!" Nikki stated playing with Sesshomaru's white fluffy tail.
"This isn't cool! My house is invaded by fictitious people!" I shouted getting pelted again by another ramen cup.
"Look at it this way, at least you have LEGOLAS here.....unless you don't want him then I'll take him." Rose said hopefully.
"Hell no girl! He's mine and you know it!" I screamed. "Hey peeps! Lets find this tree and put you somewhere safe!"
"I don't wanna go!!" Shippo whined.
"You're going to a better place though!" Rose tried to comfort.
"But I don't want to DIE!" he cried.
"You're not dying pipsqueak, just going to that underground fun world with roller coasters and pools and-" Nikki added getting cut off by getting hit in the face by a flying, juicy pickle.
"Don't scare the shrimp! If anyone should scare him, it should be me!" InuYasha barked jumping down in front of Rose.
"Says who!" Rose gave an evil smirk. She saw InuYasha's ears and began to rub them. "Are they real?!"
"Hands off idget!"
Rose laughed evilly. "SIT BOY!"
"OI!" InuYasha screamed falling onto my kitchen floor.
"CHILDREN, CHILDREN!" Chibi boomed. "No fighting in the house!"
Before we knew it we were transported outside my house and in front of the huge tree in my backyard. "There, you guys were wasting my time not moving." Chibi said. "NOW you can fight."
Boromir looked over with a smirk and shoved Frodo in the snow.
"Wasting YOUR time, all these peeps are wasting my time!" I yelled getting even more pissed. "And it's freezing!"
"HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!" Navi screeched flying around madly.
"Shut up dumb fairy!" Link said throwing Navi into the snow.
"ANYWHO! It's freezing, because it's Ohio, and we're gonna freeze to death if you don't do anything!" I shivered.
Out of nowhere seventeen heavy-duty coats fell from the sky. Everyone dived for them seeing as though they were freezing their butts off.
"Look! It's the tree! And the stone! With the triangle! And-" Boromir ran around like a crazed maniac waving his arms. He stopped yelling when he ran into the huge tree with the circle on it. The rock split open and everyone started to run for it.
"OUTTA MY WAY!" InuYasha ordered.
"Ladies first!" Miroku said trying to be polite, pushing InuYasha out of the way.
"I'm freezing my sexy butt off!" Legolas stated shivering.
Everyone stared at him. Rose grinned and went to pinch his butt.
"Ah, ah! Off limits young lady!" Legolas scolded with his had over Roses face to stop her from coming closer.
"I don't care what you guys say, I'M GOING IN!" Sango held her boomerang up and ran down the steps.
"HEY HEY HEY! Princess' first!" Zelda yelled running after Sango.
Once everyone stopped squawking they went down the stairs and into the huge room. To the left of the steps there was a nice step up of a kitchen with a huge dining table, plenty of cupboards, a stove, microwave and sink. On the other side was a living area with four large couches, big screen TV equipped with a GameCube and games, magazines, and board games. There was a hallway that led to the rooms where the crazies where to stay.
"Dang it! This place is so cool!" Nikki said squeezing Sesshomaru's neck.
I raised an eyebrow. "Are you dating Sesshomaru?!"
Nikki gave a sheepish smile. "Umm....."
"No wonder he wasn't acting like he had a stick up his butt." Miroku pointed out.
"Why the hell are you dating my brother!" InuYasha whined.
"SIT BOY!" everyone said.
"I AM NOT DATING FLUFFY-CHAN!" Nikki yelled.
"She's dating him." Link said.
"Your quick!" Legolas joked.
"I am! I'm the fastest person around!"
"Um, he means you're blonde!" Rose informed.
"Oh, um.....but I have a bow and arrow!" Link exclaimed.
Legolas pulls out his nice, long white bow with arrows. "I got these nice shiny daggers."
"Lookie at this!" Link pulled out his sword. "I got a sword!" Link up next to his face and stroked it lovingly.
Everyone did an anime fall down.
"I can beat that! I got a-" Legolas started.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Aragorn hit Legolas in the back of the head. "We have children here!"
"I am NOT a kid!" Rose whined.
"It's ok.....sometimes we all need a little help." I said patting her shoulder.
Rose growled. "Pickle?" I said taking a piece of pickle out of my hair with a sweat drop rolling down my face.
"HIYA!" A voice came from nowhere.
"I thought you were in your cage!" Chibi yelled.
"Hee hee hee! I am here to PARTAY!!!!"
I held my head to prevent it from exploding. "Not you again! I thought you had her in control, Chibi?"
^^;; "I did. She scares me sometimes."
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Feel my wrath DOGBREATH!" Amber wickedly laughed.
Everyone looked around scared, especially me, Rose, Nikki, Kagome and the rest of the girls. InuYasha was too busy eating all the pickles in the refrigerator to realize that he was in trouble.
"HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!!" Amber laughed again.
Without warning a huge butt-load (AN: 'Butt-load' is my own little term^_^) of red, chunky pasta sauce fell on top of InuYasha. The splashage went over everything and coated everything in pasta sauce.
"What the hell is this stuff!" InuYasha yelled. "It smells bad and I-" Before InuYasha could finish he passed out and fell into the spaghetti mess.