***Disclaimer***: I do not own InuYasha, LOTR or Zelda
The day THEY came
Chapter 5: The Lord of the Ramens
I wiped off all of the pasta sauce off of my clothes and went around trying to see if everyone was ok. Nikki and Rose were laughing about it and cleaning themselves off while Zelda cried; Frodo was playing in the mess; Boromir, Link, and Legolas of course were freaking out about it, and Boromir ran into the support post; InuYasha was still passed out while everyone else was trying to clean up. The whole thing with all the peeps coming over, a secret hide-out and now a butt-load of pasta sauce being dumped everywhere wasn't helping my sanity.
"CHIBI!!! I thought you had Amber under control!" I screamed plopping myself down on the sauce drenched couch.
"C'mon! It's not bad, it's fun!" Shippo giggled while sliding in the mess and falling over.
Shippo runs into Rose and picks him up. "You look like a meatball!"
"MEATBALL!" Frodo screamed running for Shippo, but was stopped when Miroku grabbed him.
"Shippo is NOT food, my friend." Miroku let go and groped Nikki's butt mistaking it for Sango's.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone touched my butt!" Nikki screamed turning around and slammed Miroku into the sauce.
"Nice one!" Rose cheered.
"There is too much of this stuff here for us to clean up!" Aragorn complained.
"You whine too much! Just because you're the King doesn't mean you can't do anything!" Gimli retorted throwing a mop at Aragorn.
"You know what little man?!"
"Bring it ON!"
Aragorn and Gimli went to fight when all of a sudden Navi appeared.
"HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!!" Navi yelled buzzing around.
Kagome found a fly swatter and nailed Navi to the ground. "MAN! That was annoying!"
Link pulls a bottle out and put a sauce soaked Navi in it. "Whew. I wonder why I didn't think of that earlier!"
Everyone fell into the pasta sauce goodness.
"BAKA!" Sango screamed. "Can I hit him with my boomerang!"
Zelda freaked out. "NO!!!! You cannot hurt my LINKIE POO!"
"LINKIE POO!" Everyone said out loud except for a blushing Link.
"Um, Zelda dear. I told you not to say that in public!" Link said aside to Zelda.
^_^"I know, but I forgot." Zelda replied hugging Link.
"Can we PLEASE get rid of these blondes?!" InuYasha growled.
"HEY! I am blonde and proud of it!" Legolas boasted.
Nikki jumped up into Miroku's arms again. "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?" Nikki saw where she was again and jumped down.
"I've been here baka!" InuYasha snapped.
"Sit boy!" Rose yelled out with InuYasha slamming into the ground.
"That's my job!" Kagome screamed.
"Says who!" Rose replied sticking out her tongue.
'This is getting WAY out of control!' I thought to myself. I didn't know what to do. This sauce mess wasn't going anywhere and Chibi's nowhere to be found!
"CHIBI!! WHERE ARE YOU!" I screamed.
"Here!" I heard her say.
"What are you doing!?" A sweat drop went down the side of my head.
"Having fun watching all this."
"Where's Amber?"
"Don't ask me."
"Well.....you're reliable. -_-' Can you at least get rid of this sauce!"
As soon as I asked the pasta sauce disappeared and everyone was clean again. Just as I thought things were getting better it just got a whole hell of a lot worse. I went to go look through a magazine when I heard a door slam.
"What was that?!" I asked scared out of my mind. At this point I'll jump at anything.
I looked over where Miroku was and he was trying to grope Zelda who was running away, and Link was running like a pansy after Miroku. Frodo was now sitting on the countertop eating all of the cheese puffs and Shippo was trying to get some. Rose and Nikki were playing with Sesshomaru's tail. InuYasha was trying to get some more ramen and pickles. When I went to see what everyone else was up to I saw a creepy figure move across the floor.
"Oh my GOSH! There's something in here!" I panicked.
"IT'S A MOUSE!" Boromir and Legolas screamed jumping onto the table.
"It was way bigger than a mouse!" I stated when I saw the thing move again and then I heard something.
"Wheres is its!? I's needs itss!"
"We're gonna die! Save me!" Rose cried jumping into Miroku's arms. "HENTAI!" Rose yelled hitting Miroku and falling to the ground.
"WOW....the woman love me here!" Miroku blushed and rubbed the back of his head.
I went to get off the couch when the thing jumped on the back of it. "I'SS WANTSS ITSS!!! TELLSS USSS WHEREESSS ITSS ISS!!"
"GOLLUM!!" I fell backwards and landed on Sesshomaru's lap. I was pushed off and looked behind me and saw that it was Nikki who did it. "He's MY Fluffy-chan!"
"HE'S MINE and we'll deal with this later!" Brushing myself off I ran over to Frodo and took the Ring off of his necklace. "Here Gollum, take this and don't hurt me!!"
"Eww! That thing is ugly! Get it out of my presence!" Zelda said disgusted.
"You're one big brat aren't you?" Sango asked annoyed.
Zelda nodded her head.
"Mess dontss wantss thatsss!" Gollum hissed.
"Then what do you want?" I asked confused.
Gollum answered my question when he ran over to InuYasha and tackled him.
"GOLLUM! CALM DOWN!" Aragorn yelled when he and Gimli pulled Gollum away from InuYasha.
"What's with that thing!?" InuYasha said being creeped out.
"ISSS WANTSSSS ITSS!! WESSS WANTSSS THE RAMENSSSSS!!!!!!!!" Gollum hissed squirming.
"Hell no! It's MINE!" InuYasha cried out acting like a little kid.
"Master! WESSS, Iss means, MESS WANTSS ITSS!! WE'LL LEAVESS YOUSS ALONESS!" Gollum pleaded breaking free.
InuYasha screamed and jumped on top of the refrigerator. "NO WAY MAN!"
"SIT BOY!" Kagome said getting mad and stuck her tongue out at Rose.
Rose growled and went to sock Kagome.
"NOW NOW!" I scolded holding Rose back.
InuYasha fell to the ground and his ramen cups flew everywhere. Gollum picked up every cup and left the hide-out.
"How did that thingy get here anyway?!" Shippo asked.
Once again the evil laugh came. "MUUWWWHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm BBBBAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!!"
"Oh no!" I screamed.
"You have something against me don't you!!??" InuYasha said with a tear running down the side of his face and shook his fist at the ceiling.
"Aw....poor dogboy!" Amber said.
"Down girl!" Chibi commanded.
Out of nowhere, again, a whole butt-load of ramen cups fell in front of InuYasha.
"I'm in heaven!" InuYasha said fainting.
The day THEY came
Chapter 5: The Lord of the Ramens
I wiped off all of the pasta sauce off of my clothes and went around trying to see if everyone was ok. Nikki and Rose were laughing about it and cleaning themselves off while Zelda cried; Frodo was playing in the mess; Boromir, Link, and Legolas of course were freaking out about it, and Boromir ran into the support post; InuYasha was still passed out while everyone else was trying to clean up. The whole thing with all the peeps coming over, a secret hide-out and now a butt-load of pasta sauce being dumped everywhere wasn't helping my sanity.
"CHIBI!!! I thought you had Amber under control!" I screamed plopping myself down on the sauce drenched couch.
"C'mon! It's not bad, it's fun!" Shippo giggled while sliding in the mess and falling over.
Shippo runs into Rose and picks him up. "You look like a meatball!"
"MEATBALL!" Frodo screamed running for Shippo, but was stopped when Miroku grabbed him.
"Shippo is NOT food, my friend." Miroku let go and groped Nikki's butt mistaking it for Sango's.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone touched my butt!" Nikki screamed turning around and slammed Miroku into the sauce.
"Nice one!" Rose cheered.
"There is too much of this stuff here for us to clean up!" Aragorn complained.
"You whine too much! Just because you're the King doesn't mean you can't do anything!" Gimli retorted throwing a mop at Aragorn.
"You know what little man?!"
"Bring it ON!"
Aragorn and Gimli went to fight when all of a sudden Navi appeared.
"HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!! HEY!!! LOOK AT THE MESS!! PRESS THE UP TRIANGLE TO CLEAN UP!!!" Navi yelled buzzing around.
Kagome found a fly swatter and nailed Navi to the ground. "MAN! That was annoying!"
Link pulls a bottle out and put a sauce soaked Navi in it. "Whew. I wonder why I didn't think of that earlier!"
Everyone fell into the pasta sauce goodness.
"BAKA!" Sango screamed. "Can I hit him with my boomerang!"
Zelda freaked out. "NO!!!! You cannot hurt my LINKIE POO!"
"LINKIE POO!" Everyone said out loud except for a blushing Link.
"Um, Zelda dear. I told you not to say that in public!" Link said aside to Zelda.
^_^"I know, but I forgot." Zelda replied hugging Link.
"Can we PLEASE get rid of these blondes?!" InuYasha growled.
"HEY! I am blonde and proud of it!" Legolas boasted.
Nikki jumped up into Miroku's arms again. "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?" Nikki saw where she was again and jumped down.
"I've been here baka!" InuYasha snapped.
"Sit boy!" Rose yelled out with InuYasha slamming into the ground.
"That's my job!" Kagome screamed.
"Says who!" Rose replied sticking out her tongue.
'This is getting WAY out of control!' I thought to myself. I didn't know what to do. This sauce mess wasn't going anywhere and Chibi's nowhere to be found!
"CHIBI!! WHERE ARE YOU!" I screamed.
"Here!" I heard her say.
"What are you doing!?" A sweat drop went down the side of my head.
"Having fun watching all this."
"Where's Amber?"
"Don't ask me."
"Well.....you're reliable. -_-' Can you at least get rid of this sauce!"
As soon as I asked the pasta sauce disappeared and everyone was clean again. Just as I thought things were getting better it just got a whole hell of a lot worse. I went to go look through a magazine when I heard a door slam.
"What was that?!" I asked scared out of my mind. At this point I'll jump at anything.
I looked over where Miroku was and he was trying to grope Zelda who was running away, and Link was running like a pansy after Miroku. Frodo was now sitting on the countertop eating all of the cheese puffs and Shippo was trying to get some. Rose and Nikki were playing with Sesshomaru's tail. InuYasha was trying to get some more ramen and pickles. When I went to see what everyone else was up to I saw a creepy figure move across the floor.
"Oh my GOSH! There's something in here!" I panicked.
"IT'S A MOUSE!" Boromir and Legolas screamed jumping onto the table.
"It was way bigger than a mouse!" I stated when I saw the thing move again and then I heard something.
"Wheres is its!? I's needs itss!"
"We're gonna die! Save me!" Rose cried jumping into Miroku's arms. "HENTAI!" Rose yelled hitting Miroku and falling to the ground.
"WOW....the woman love me here!" Miroku blushed and rubbed the back of his head.
I went to get off the couch when the thing jumped on the back of it. "I'SS WANTSS ITSS!!! TELLSS USSS WHEREESSS ITSS ISS!!"
"GOLLUM!!" I fell backwards and landed on Sesshomaru's lap. I was pushed off and looked behind me and saw that it was Nikki who did it. "He's MY Fluffy-chan!"
"HE'S MINE and we'll deal with this later!" Brushing myself off I ran over to Frodo and took the Ring off of his necklace. "Here Gollum, take this and don't hurt me!!"
"Eww! That thing is ugly! Get it out of my presence!" Zelda said disgusted.
"You're one big brat aren't you?" Sango asked annoyed.
Zelda nodded her head.
"Mess dontss wantss thatsss!" Gollum hissed.
"Then what do you want?" I asked confused.
Gollum answered my question when he ran over to InuYasha and tackled him.
"GOLLUM! CALM DOWN!" Aragorn yelled when he and Gimli pulled Gollum away from InuYasha.
"What's with that thing!?" InuYasha said being creeped out.
"ISSS WANTSSSS ITSS!! WESSS WANTSSS THE RAMENSSSSS!!!!!!!!" Gollum hissed squirming.
"Hell no! It's MINE!" InuYasha cried out acting like a little kid.
"Master! WESSS, Iss means, MESS WANTSS ITSS!! WE'LL LEAVESS YOUSS ALONESS!" Gollum pleaded breaking free.
InuYasha screamed and jumped on top of the refrigerator. "NO WAY MAN!"
"SIT BOY!" Kagome said getting mad and stuck her tongue out at Rose.
Rose growled and went to sock Kagome.
"NOW NOW!" I scolded holding Rose back.
InuYasha fell to the ground and his ramen cups flew everywhere. Gollum picked up every cup and left the hide-out.
"How did that thingy get here anyway?!" Shippo asked.
Once again the evil laugh came. "MUUWWWHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm BBBBAAAACCCCCKKKKK!!!!!"
"Oh no!" I screamed.
"You have something against me don't you!!??" InuYasha said with a tear running down the side of his face and shook his fist at the ceiling.
"Aw....poor dogboy!" Amber said.
"Down girl!" Chibi commanded.
Out of nowhere, again, a whole butt-load of ramen cups fell in front of InuYasha.
"I'm in heaven!" InuYasha said fainting.