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The day THEY came
Chapter 6: Ferrets among us
I tried to calm myself after all the ramen cups fell down. InuYasha swallowed them all up, cups and all. Zelda was trying to comb her hair with a fork while Rose and Kagome were arguing about something. Frodo was still eating those cheese puffs and Legolas was examining himself in the mirror. I didn't want to know what everyone else was doing so I sat on the couch and tried to imagine myself far away from this place.
"I look good!" Legolas complimented flexing his arms.
Rose swooned and pinched Legolas' butt. "YOU'RE D@MN HOTT!!"
Legolas yelped and turned around. "No touching the booty!"
"I don't care what you guys say, I still have my Fluffy-chan!" Nikki said out of nowhere.
-_-' "Um.....Nikki, no one was talking to you." I said with a sweat drop running down my face.
"MINE!" Nikki squeezed Sesshomaru's arm.
"KOWABUNGA!!" Shippo squealed flying across the room.
"INUYASHA! SIT!" Kagome commanded.
"That's my line!" Rose yelled.
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"SHUT UP!!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!" InuYasha moaned.
"You threw shippo across the room, again." Kagome stated.
"I didn't! I swear! It was that freakishly short guy with a beard!"
"All I can say is that that little rodent is great for throwing practice." Gimli boasted.
"THROW ME! THROW ME!" Boromir said jumping up and down waving his arms.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Amber laughed.
"NNOOOO!!" Link screamed like a sissy.
"Yeah we know, it's Amber again." Miroku sighed.
"NO! My tights ripped!" Link cried covering the rip.
Everyone fell over.
"I am back and I am ready for some F-U-N!!" Amber declared.
"F-U what?" Sango asked?
"F U, you mother-" InuYasha yelled out but then getting knocked upside the head by Rose.
"You have a dirty mouth mister!" Rose yelled pulled his ears.
"OW!!! NOT THE EARS WOMAN!"
"Pipe down InuYasha. It's bad enough you ate all the ramen....again." I said rolling my eyes.
"BACK TO ME AGAIN! AHEM!" Amber said impatiently. "It's your turn Boromir! WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"YAY! It's my turn!" Boromir jumped up and down.
"That's not a good thing!" Nikki tried to get through his head.
"Beware Boromir!" Aragorn warned.
"I shall turn you into a ferret!" Amber laughed. A greenish colored gas filled the room and surrounded Boromir. Next thing I knew there was a fuzzy little ferret running around! Out of nowhere a cage appeared and surrounded the ferret.
"WOWIE! That was cool!" Frodo said amazed with the new animal. Everyone but me, Rose and Nikki gathered around the cage and stared and pointed at the rodent.
"It's so cute!" Zelda said going to pet it.
"NO! It has cooties!" Link said pulling her away. "CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT! NOW YOU GOT THE COOTIE SHOT!"
"CHIBI! WHERE ARE YOU!" I screamed.
"Right here." She said.
"You're no help."
"I know."
"You let Boromir turned into a ferret!"
"I know, isn't he so cute!"
"Oi vey. Please take control over Amber please! This is getting way out of control!" I demanded waving my finger at the ceiling.
"Sorry."
Next thing I knew a bunch of things were flying around. Gimli, Legolas, and Miroku were flying in the air along with a bunch of books, a chair and five tubs of pickles. They circled around and landed on top of Nikki who was across the room. The dust settled and everyone ran over to where the stuff landed.
"NIKKI! Are you ok!?" I asked pushing away all the debris. When I lifted a massive book up and bunch of baby ferrets came running out!
"THE FLOOR IS MOVING!" Shippo jumped onto InuYasha's head.
"Get off of me you flea bitten rodent!" InuYasha plucked Shippo off and handed him to Rose.
"This is nuts!" I yelled. I looked over and Kagome and Sango were picking up as many ferrets as possible and hugging them.
"They're so cute!" Kagome squealed.
"They're vial! And they're going to ruin my dress!" Zelda complained.
"My big toe!" Legolas screamed trying to shake of a ferret from his foot.
"Stay put and I'll cut it off!" Gimli tried to wiggle free from the junk.
"NO HURTING THE ANIMALS!" Sango hit Gimli over the head with her boomerang. Gimli fell over.
"NIKKI'S STILL UNDER THERE!" Rose shrieked trying to pull away the garbage again.
"We can do it!" Link said raising his arms in the air. He motioned for Aragorn and Frodo to help and started picking up the junk and running outside. Nikki was finally revealed but was unconscious. Link picked her up and threw her outside with all the other stuff.
"YOU THREW NIKKI OUTSIDE!" I yelled.
"Yeah, I got rid of the junk for you!" Link said proudly.
"Nikki's not junk!"
"WEEE!!" Shippo screamed flying across the room again.
"AAAAAAAAMMMMBBBBBEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
Amber smiled.^_^ "I can't help it if I'm so fun!"
"Where's Chibi?" Rose asked kind of worried.
"I tied her up!"
"But Chibi was suppose to tie YOU up!" InuYasha whined. "And I want my ramen!"
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The day THEY came
Chapter 6: Ferrets among us
I tried to calm myself after all the ramen cups fell down. InuYasha swallowed them all up, cups and all. Zelda was trying to comb her hair with a fork while Rose and Kagome were arguing about something. Frodo was still eating those cheese puffs and Legolas was examining himself in the mirror. I didn't want to know what everyone else was doing so I sat on the couch and tried to imagine myself far away from this place.
"I look good!" Legolas complimented flexing his arms.
Rose swooned and pinched Legolas' butt. "YOU'RE D@MN HOTT!!"
Legolas yelped and turned around. "No touching the booty!"
"I don't care what you guys say, I still have my Fluffy-chan!" Nikki said out of nowhere.
-_-' "Um.....Nikki, no one was talking to you." I said with a sweat drop running down my face.
"MINE!" Nikki squeezed Sesshomaru's arm.
"KOWABUNGA!!" Shippo squealed flying across the room.
"INUYASHA! SIT!" Kagome commanded.
"That's my line!" Rose yelled.
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"SHUT UP!!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!" InuYasha moaned.
"You threw shippo across the room, again." Kagome stated.
"I didn't! I swear! It was that freakishly short guy with a beard!"
"All I can say is that that little rodent is great for throwing practice." Gimli boasted.
"THROW ME! THROW ME!" Boromir said jumping up and down waving his arms.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Amber laughed.
"NNOOOO!!" Link screamed like a sissy.
"Yeah we know, it's Amber again." Miroku sighed.
"NO! My tights ripped!" Link cried covering the rip.
Everyone fell over.
"I am back and I am ready for some F-U-N!!" Amber declared.
"F-U what?" Sango asked?
"F U, you mother-" InuYasha yelled out but then getting knocked upside the head by Rose.
"You have a dirty mouth mister!" Rose yelled pulled his ears.
"OW!!! NOT THE EARS WOMAN!"
"Pipe down InuYasha. It's bad enough you ate all the ramen....again." I said rolling my eyes.
"BACK TO ME AGAIN! AHEM!" Amber said impatiently. "It's your turn Boromir! WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"YAY! It's my turn!" Boromir jumped up and down.
"That's not a good thing!" Nikki tried to get through his head.
"Beware Boromir!" Aragorn warned.
"I shall turn you into a ferret!" Amber laughed. A greenish colored gas filled the room and surrounded Boromir. Next thing I knew there was a fuzzy little ferret running around! Out of nowhere a cage appeared and surrounded the ferret.
"WOWIE! That was cool!" Frodo said amazed with the new animal. Everyone but me, Rose and Nikki gathered around the cage and stared and pointed at the rodent.
"It's so cute!" Zelda said going to pet it.
"NO! It has cooties!" Link said pulling her away. "CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT! NOW YOU GOT THE COOTIE SHOT!"
"CHIBI! WHERE ARE YOU!" I screamed.
"Right here." She said.
"You're no help."
"I know."
"You let Boromir turned into a ferret!"
"I know, isn't he so cute!"
"Oi vey. Please take control over Amber please! This is getting way out of control!" I demanded waving my finger at the ceiling.
"Sorry."
Next thing I knew a bunch of things were flying around. Gimli, Legolas, and Miroku were flying in the air along with a bunch of books, a chair and five tubs of pickles. They circled around and landed on top of Nikki who was across the room. The dust settled and everyone ran over to where the stuff landed.
"NIKKI! Are you ok!?" I asked pushing away all the debris. When I lifted a massive book up and bunch of baby ferrets came running out!
"THE FLOOR IS MOVING!" Shippo jumped onto InuYasha's head.
"Get off of me you flea bitten rodent!" InuYasha plucked Shippo off and handed him to Rose.
"This is nuts!" I yelled. I looked over and Kagome and Sango were picking up as many ferrets as possible and hugging them.
"They're so cute!" Kagome squealed.
"They're vial! And they're going to ruin my dress!" Zelda complained.
"My big toe!" Legolas screamed trying to shake of a ferret from his foot.
"Stay put and I'll cut it off!" Gimli tried to wiggle free from the junk.
"NO HURTING THE ANIMALS!" Sango hit Gimli over the head with her boomerang. Gimli fell over.
"NIKKI'S STILL UNDER THERE!" Rose shrieked trying to pull away the garbage again.
"We can do it!" Link said raising his arms in the air. He motioned for Aragorn and Frodo to help and started picking up the junk and running outside. Nikki was finally revealed but was unconscious. Link picked her up and threw her outside with all the other stuff.
"YOU THREW NIKKI OUTSIDE!" I yelled.
"Yeah, I got rid of the junk for you!" Link said proudly.
"Nikki's not junk!"
"WEEE!!" Shippo screamed flying across the room again.
"AAAAAAAAMMMMBBBBBEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
Amber smiled.^_^ "I can't help it if I'm so fun!"
"Where's Chibi?" Rose asked kind of worried.
"I tied her up!"
"But Chibi was suppose to tie YOU up!" InuYasha whined. "And I want my ramen!"
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