***Disclaimer***: I do not own InuYasha, LOTR, or Zelda
The day THEY came
Chapter 7: Frozen bananas
"You guys are a bunch of RETARDS!!!" I screamed running towards the door. I went to turn the handle but it wouldn't move! "AMBER! Unlock this door now! Nikki's gonna freeze outside!" I ordered turning around and running into Frodo who had a huge tub of cheese puffs.
"My puffies!" Frodo cried watching his cheese puffs fly across the room.
"No can do!" Amber laughed wickedly.
"You're an evil piece of ham!" Rose yelled out shaking her fist everywhere.
Everyone fell over.
"Not the brightest crayon in the box are we now?" Gimli joked.
Rose just gave a huge smile.
"HELLO! My friend is out there!" I screamed again.
"And MY Fluffy-chan isn't getting any attention!" Amber retorted throwing all of the cheese puffs that fell on the ground at my head.
"YOURS?! Since when did you start dating that pansey?! I thought that 'Nikki' girl had him?" Legolas questioned.
"Do NOT question my greatness you peon!" Amber boomed throwing InuYasha into Legolas.
"RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN!" InuYasha screamed being hurled across the room.
"This is a NIGHTMARE! I don't care what you do Amber, I'm going outside and getting my friend! Kagome, Sango, Rose! Come with me!" I ordered. I didn't want to be that mean, but Amber was getting on my nerves. Then Zelda had to start whining again.
"Why can't I go!" Zelda complained looking up from an upside-down magazine.
I had to think quickly. If Zelda went outside she would complain to no end. "Ummm......You have to take care of your 'Linkie-poo."
"MY LINKIE-POO! WHERE?! I'M COMING MY DARLING!" Zelda got up and ran to Link who was now comparing sword sizes with Legolas.
I rolled my eyes and walked up to the door with Kagome, Sango and Rose following me. I turned the handle and lo and behold it was finally unlocked! I opened it and saw Nikki still lying in the snow sprawled out.
"Is she dead?!" Kagome shrieked.
I went up to Nikki and felt her pulse. "No, she's just unconscious."
"Wake up dang it!" Rose shouted shaking Nikki.
"ROSE! Be careful! She's gonna break if you shake her too hard." Sango reprimanded.
Rose let go of Nikki and she plopped onto the snow. I bent down and tried to pick her up. "Um......guys, I think I need some help!"
"OKIE DOKIE!" Kagome said just picking up Nikki's foot.
Rose fell over. "You're stupid! No wonder InuYasha hates you!"
"He doesn't hate me! And I am not stupid!" Kagome retorted letting go of the foot.
"Yeah you are."
"No I'm not!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"SHUT UP!" Sango screamed pulling out her boomerang. "Don't make me use this!"
Kagome and Rose shut up and each picked up a leg while Sango and I grabbed her arms.
We walked back into the hideout and were very much overcome by banana peels lying everywhere. Kagome slipped and fell on one of the peels. With Kagome's falling caused a chain reaction causing Rose to fly into Aragorn, Sango into Miroku, and I hit the refrigerator making InuYasha's nicely piled ramen fall over.
"MY BEAUTIFUL TOWER O' RAMEN!" InuYasha shrieked and ran over towards me.
"Hello my love!" Miroku purred squeezing Sango.
"Nice try perv!" Sango hit Miroku over the head with her boomerang.
I stood up from being covered in ramen cups and walked over to the table. "CHIBI! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!" I barked.
"I'm warding off Amber!" She cheered.
"Huh?" I raised my eyebrow.
"WEEEE!!!!!!" Shippo squealed sliding across the floor.
"Yah know, like with garlic and vampires. Amber fears bananas." Chibi replied.
"Where are the banana's?! These are just the peels!" I yelled picking off one off my head.
"That stupid ferret ate them!" Link screamed trying to get away from a hissing rodent.
"AWWW!!! But Boromir's so cute!" Kagome picked up the ferret and began to squeeze it.
"Don't kill the poor thing!" Rose scolded grabbing Boromir from kagome.
"MY FERRET!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"Remind me to separate them!" I screamed. "You're not doing a very good job Chibi and how did you get out!?"
"It's a secret!"
"SHE'S A GHOST!" Gimli yelled swinging his axe around.
"BOO!"
"MOMMIE!" Rose screamed jumping into Miroku's arm.
"Hello hotstuff!" Miroku winked.
"AHHH!! I REALLY want my mommy!" Rose yelled jumping back out of Miroku's arm.
"HENTAI!" Sango yelled thrusting her Boomerang at Miroku's head.
"CHILDREN! I have been informed by LEEANN that I'm not doing a good job. So as my duty of begin the GOOD voice I need to send all of you to BED!" Chibi demanded.
'Great, what did I do now!' I thought to myself having massive sweat bullets run down my face.
"Everything." Aragorn replied to me.
"How'd you know what I was thinking?!"
"I don't know."
"You scare me."
"I know."
"This conversation never took place."
"Gotcha."
I went to sit on the couch when it disappeared and I fell hard on my butt. "CHIBI!"
"TIME FOR BED!"
"YAY! Beddie-bye time!" Shippo yelled jumping in my arms. "I wanna sleep with you Kag—wait! You're not Kagome!"
"Thanks for noticing!" I fell over.
"CHILDREN! Ok, room assignments! On the right side of the hall is the bedroom for the girls and on the left is the boy's room. And at the end of the hall is the bathroom for if you need to do your 'late night relieving'. HAVE FUN! Oh yeah, LeeAnn, you have to sleep in your house and Rose has to sleep outside."^_^ Chibi ordered.
"But I don't want to sleep outside! It's cold!" Rose whined clinging onto Legolas.
"Yeah, and I think that I need to stay here to make sure nothing unusual, not like it has already happened, happens." I suggested. "And what about Nikki?"
"Nikki's out cold and I don't think she'll be up for a while now," Chibi stated. "So she'll be on the couch."
"And *I * have to go outside!" Rose whined again.
"I was kidding, you'll be with the girls."
"YAY!" Rose cheered and ran into the bedroom.
"So I can sleep in the girl's room too?" I asked hopefully.
"NO."
I feel over again. @_@
The day THEY came
Chapter 7: Frozen bananas
"You guys are a bunch of RETARDS!!!" I screamed running towards the door. I went to turn the handle but it wouldn't move! "AMBER! Unlock this door now! Nikki's gonna freeze outside!" I ordered turning around and running into Frodo who had a huge tub of cheese puffs.
"My puffies!" Frodo cried watching his cheese puffs fly across the room.
"No can do!" Amber laughed wickedly.
"You're an evil piece of ham!" Rose yelled out shaking her fist everywhere.
Everyone fell over.
"Not the brightest crayon in the box are we now?" Gimli joked.
Rose just gave a huge smile.
"HELLO! My friend is out there!" I screamed again.
"And MY Fluffy-chan isn't getting any attention!" Amber retorted throwing all of the cheese puffs that fell on the ground at my head.
"YOURS?! Since when did you start dating that pansey?! I thought that 'Nikki' girl had him?" Legolas questioned.
"Do NOT question my greatness you peon!" Amber boomed throwing InuYasha into Legolas.
"RAMEN! RAMEN! RAMEN!" InuYasha screamed being hurled across the room.
"This is a NIGHTMARE! I don't care what you do Amber, I'm going outside and getting my friend! Kagome, Sango, Rose! Come with me!" I ordered. I didn't want to be that mean, but Amber was getting on my nerves. Then Zelda had to start whining again.
"Why can't I go!" Zelda complained looking up from an upside-down magazine.
I had to think quickly. If Zelda went outside she would complain to no end. "Ummm......You have to take care of your 'Linkie-poo."
"MY LINKIE-POO! WHERE?! I'M COMING MY DARLING!" Zelda got up and ran to Link who was now comparing sword sizes with Legolas.
I rolled my eyes and walked up to the door with Kagome, Sango and Rose following me. I turned the handle and lo and behold it was finally unlocked! I opened it and saw Nikki still lying in the snow sprawled out.
"Is she dead?!" Kagome shrieked.
I went up to Nikki and felt her pulse. "No, she's just unconscious."
"Wake up dang it!" Rose shouted shaking Nikki.
"ROSE! Be careful! She's gonna break if you shake her too hard." Sango reprimanded.
Rose let go of Nikki and she plopped onto the snow. I bent down and tried to pick her up. "Um......guys, I think I need some help!"
"OKIE DOKIE!" Kagome said just picking up Nikki's foot.
Rose fell over. "You're stupid! No wonder InuYasha hates you!"
"He doesn't hate me! And I am not stupid!" Kagome retorted letting go of the foot.
"Yeah you are."
"No I'm not!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"SHUT UP!" Sango screamed pulling out her boomerang. "Don't make me use this!"
Kagome and Rose shut up and each picked up a leg while Sango and I grabbed her arms.
We walked back into the hideout and were very much overcome by banana peels lying everywhere. Kagome slipped and fell on one of the peels. With Kagome's falling caused a chain reaction causing Rose to fly into Aragorn, Sango into Miroku, and I hit the refrigerator making InuYasha's nicely piled ramen fall over.
"MY BEAUTIFUL TOWER O' RAMEN!" InuYasha shrieked and ran over towards me.
"Hello my love!" Miroku purred squeezing Sango.
"Nice try perv!" Sango hit Miroku over the head with her boomerang.
I stood up from being covered in ramen cups and walked over to the table. "CHIBI! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!" I barked.
"I'm warding off Amber!" She cheered.
"Huh?" I raised my eyebrow.
"WEEEE!!!!!!" Shippo squealed sliding across the floor.
"Yah know, like with garlic and vampires. Amber fears bananas." Chibi replied.
"Where are the banana's?! These are just the peels!" I yelled picking off one off my head.
"That stupid ferret ate them!" Link screamed trying to get away from a hissing rodent.
"AWWW!!! But Boromir's so cute!" Kagome picked up the ferret and began to squeeze it.
"Don't kill the poor thing!" Rose scolded grabbing Boromir from kagome.
"MY FERRET!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"Remind me to separate them!" I screamed. "You're not doing a very good job Chibi and how did you get out!?"
"It's a secret!"
"SHE'S A GHOST!" Gimli yelled swinging his axe around.
"BOO!"
"MOMMIE!" Rose screamed jumping into Miroku's arm.
"Hello hotstuff!" Miroku winked.
"AHHH!! I REALLY want my mommy!" Rose yelled jumping back out of Miroku's arm.
"HENTAI!" Sango yelled thrusting her Boomerang at Miroku's head.
"CHILDREN! I have been informed by LEEANN that I'm not doing a good job. So as my duty of begin the GOOD voice I need to send all of you to BED!" Chibi demanded.
'Great, what did I do now!' I thought to myself having massive sweat bullets run down my face.
"Everything." Aragorn replied to me.
"How'd you know what I was thinking?!"
"I don't know."
"You scare me."
"I know."
"This conversation never took place."
"Gotcha."
I went to sit on the couch when it disappeared and I fell hard on my butt. "CHIBI!"
"TIME FOR BED!"
"YAY! Beddie-bye time!" Shippo yelled jumping in my arms. "I wanna sleep with you Kag—wait! You're not Kagome!"
"Thanks for noticing!" I fell over.
"CHILDREN! Ok, room assignments! On the right side of the hall is the bedroom for the girls and on the left is the boy's room. And at the end of the hall is the bathroom for if you need to do your 'late night relieving'. HAVE FUN! Oh yeah, LeeAnn, you have to sleep in your house and Rose has to sleep outside."^_^ Chibi ordered.
"But I don't want to sleep outside! It's cold!" Rose whined clinging onto Legolas.
"Yeah, and I think that I need to stay here to make sure nothing unusual, not like it has already happened, happens." I suggested. "And what about Nikki?"
"Nikki's out cold and I don't think she'll be up for a while now," Chibi stated. "So she'll be on the couch."
"And *I * have to go outside!" Rose whined again.
"I was kidding, you'll be with the girls."
"YAY!" Rose cheered and ran into the bedroom.
"So I can sleep in the girl's room too?" I asked hopefully.
"NO."
I feel over again. @_@