***Disclaimer***: I do not own InuYasha, LOTR or Zelda
The Day THEY Came
Chapter 8: Twinkle twinkle little cheese
As everyone was 'settling' into their assigned rooms, I was trying to come to an agreement with Chibi to let me stay. It wasn't going as good as I hoped for.
"CHIBI! Why can't I stay!?" I barked.
"You have a house twenty feet away!" Chibi answered back.
"But this story is from my point of view! So if I go you have no story."
"So."
"ACK! Grr..." I growled. She was being annoying. "You're acting like my mother!"
"I am your mother!"
"MOMMY!" Shippo squealed.
"I don't care what you say! I'm staying here. I have to make sure the insanity level will stay at a minimum." I demanded.
"You know well right that nothing's ever going to be sane around here. EVER!" Rose informed.
"Thank you. Ok, fine then LeeAnn...I put you in charge of watching Nikki." Chibi ordered.
"But she's a bump on a log right now!"
"JUST DO IT!"
I growled and headed towards the couch. Everything actually seemed calm for a bit until Legolas came running out in just a towel.
"OH MY GOSH! HE'S SO HOTT!!" Rose screamed and fainted.
"ROSE!" I yelled running to her. I looked up and then saw Legolas standing on the coffee table with a hairbrush up to his mouth like a microphone.
"When the night has come and the land is dark and the moon is the only light we'll see," Legolas began to sing, very well I might add. "No I won't...be afraid...ohh I won't...be afraid, just as long as you stand...stand by me—"
"Stop singing you pansy!" InuYasha ridiculed.
Kagome came up behind InuYasha and hit him over the head. "SHUT UP YOU DIPHEAD!"
Legolas ignored the whole thing and continued singing. "So darlin' darlin' stand...by me...ohh stand...by me...ohh stand...stand by me...stand by me..."
Everyone stood up and clapped. InuYasha was still lying on the floor with a bump on his head. After Legolas' little ballad I tried waking Rose back up but she was still out cold.
"That was beautiful!" Miroku said wiping a tear from his face.
"Yeah! Sing another!" Zelda cheered.
"NO! Just please get some clothes on!" Gimili suggested.
"Guys! Guys! Calm do—"I screamed and got cut off.
I woke up lying on the floor in front of the TV. I felt the back of my head and saw a small barrel of bananas nearby. "CURSE YOU CHIBI!" I looked closer and I saw a note. It said: "You'll need these. Love Chibi."
Picking up the barrel I realized that it was quiet; too quiet. No one was around except for Nikki who was still unconscious on the couch. All of a sudden I heard a thud on a wall and ran to where it was coming from. I really wasn't surprised, just concerned for some reason. I walked over to the boy's room door and creaked it open a bit. They didn't noticed so I opened it up more and saw the most disturbing things ever! Link and Legolas were sitting in the corner wearing pink bunny pajamas on while comparing ear sizes, InuYasha was pouting of course, Gimili was using Shippo to practice throwing and Miroku was looking at himself wearing a chibimoon suit in a mirror.
"Do you think this suit makes my butt look big?" Miroku asked spinning around.
"Yeah, and your head along with it." InuYasha barked.
"I wasn't asking you!" Miroku growled and turned back around to admire himself.
"My ears are SO much better than yours!" Legolas bragged.
"Nuh uh! I have earrings!" Link responded pointed to his ears.
"At least I don't wear a dorky green hat!"
"Hey! I have a fairy in a jar and I know how to use it!"
"Gimmie that!" Legolas grabbed for the bottle.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!" Aragorn yelled.
It was too late. Legolas let the fairy out and all chaos happened again.
"HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!" Navi screamed flying around the room.
"FOOD!" Frodo yelped catching the fairy and putting it in his mouth.
"EWW!!" Shippo cringed.
"Get that right out of your mouth right now mister!" Link ordered.
Frodo shook his head.
"GIVE IT SOME AIR MAN!" Link screamed.
Frodo stuck out his tongue to reveal a saliva-drenched fairy.
"Lets go precious..." Link picked up Navi and placed her back in the bottle.
I stepped back and slowly closed the door. This was too much. So I decided to check out the girls' room next to see if it was actually under control compared to the guys. I opened the door and immediately I heard Zelda complaining. Sango and Kagome were covering their heads with their pillows and Rose was head banging to something.
"OH MY GOSH! This pillow is NOT goose feather down! And sheets are so stiff! Is there anything PINK around here?! There need to be some cute stuffed animals and lacey lace on ALL the windows!" Zelda ran on.
"MAKE HER STOP!" Sango screamed at the top of her lungs.
"WE'VE TRIED!" Kagome screamed back.
"WHOO HOO!!!" Rose wailed still banging her head. She picked up a chair and threw it across the room and it hit Zelda. "YEAH!"
Sango and Kagome lifted their heads to hear nothing but Rose trying to sing to something.
"YES! She finally stopped complaining!" Sango jumped for joy.
"But we still have Roses aweful singing!" Kagome complained throwing a pillow at Rose.
"HEY! I sing good!" Rose retorted.
"Well...I'm sorry you're trying to desperately hard to sing like Legolas." Sango chuckled.
Rose growled and attacked Sango with the pillow she threw. Kagome just sat back and watched. I was getting a kick out of this; it was so much cleaner than the guys' room. As I continued watching the girls duking it out, I saw a little fur ball running into the room. It was Shippo.
"KAGOME! KAGOME! KAGO-"Shippo cried and then stopped when a flying pillow hit him.
"SHIPPO! You guys! Shippo is here!" Kagome said picking up the dazed fox.
"What the hell is he doing here? He's supposed to be with the guys." Rose mentioned picking Shippo up by his collar and holding him up to her face.
"Yeah Shippo, why are you here?" Sango asked.
"The guys are being stupid. Miroku is chasing Legolas around again and Gimili keeps using me as a throwing object. Can I sleep in here tonight?" Shippo said.
"OF COURSE!" Kagome squealed squeezing Shippo.
As I watched their little emotional time, I realized that no one has really noticed me and Shippo just walked by without even being aware of me standing there.
"HEYA!" That familiar annoying voice came from nowhere.
"AMBER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I screamed demandingly.
"Nothing."
"THAT'S NOT TRUE!"
"So."
"So why doesn't anyone notice I'm around."
"Because they hate you."
"Liar."
"You're right."
"So what's the REAL reason?"
"I had them all ate a piece of cheese that made them forget that you existed."
"You're mean!"
"Yep."
So I found out why no one noticed me. Figures. I knew that Chibi had the antidote so I decided to call upon her. "CHIBI!"
No answer. "CHIBI!!! CHIBI!! CHIB-"
"She's not here." Amber snickered.
"What did you do now and you better give me a straight answer!"
"Yes mother. I gave Chibi some sleeping pills."
I growled to myself and remember that I had that barrel of bananas back in the other room. I went to get them and realized that they were gone. 'Great. Just what I need.' I thought to myself. All of a sudden I heard screams and cries coming from the hallway. Not to my surprise was Legolas running towards me followed by Link, Miroku, Gimili, and everyone else, including the girls. I wanted to ask what happened but then I remembered that I was 'invisible'.
"OH MY GOSH! I think you stunk out the whole world man!" Legolas almost gagged.
"INUYASHA! You get bad gas when you eat both pickles and ramen together!" Kagome warned.
"So. At least it tastes good." InuYasha pouted.
"And doesn't smell good coming out! You're a disgrace little brother!" Sesshomaru sternly said.
This was getting interesting. So I decided to take this to my advantage. I ran into the girls' room and found a pink frilly bra that was clearly Zelda's. I ran back into the living area and stood behind Legolas. I carefully strapped on the 'silky darling' overtop of Legolas' shirt and sat back to watch the excitement.
"MY BRA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PINK FRILLY BRA!?" Zelda screamed.
"Isn't that the one I bought for you for your birthday Zelda?" Link asked.
"Yes it is! And it's my favorite one too!"
"HEY! This looks good on me!" Legolas gave a big grin. "And it's my color too!"
"MINE! Give it back!" Zelda ripped the bra off Legolas.
"ACK! I'm naked!" Legolas screamed like a girl holding his arms over his chest.
"No you're not dimwit! You still have a shirt on!" Gimili rolled his eyes.
"Oh yeah!"
I laughed my head off. I began to think. "Hey! I can use the to my advantage!" As the mayhem continued, I plotted some diabolical plans in my scheming mind.
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***author's note***: Sorry if this chapter wasn't as 'funny' as the last ones. I had a bit of a writer's block and had not inspiration of anything funny. I really wanted to get this story updated so I did as best as I could! TTYL
~zelda-chic04
The Day THEY Came
Chapter 8: Twinkle twinkle little cheese
As everyone was 'settling' into their assigned rooms, I was trying to come to an agreement with Chibi to let me stay. It wasn't going as good as I hoped for.
"CHIBI! Why can't I stay!?" I barked.
"You have a house twenty feet away!" Chibi answered back.
"But this story is from my point of view! So if I go you have no story."
"So."
"ACK! Grr..." I growled. She was being annoying. "You're acting like my mother!"
"I am your mother!"
"MOMMY!" Shippo squealed.
"I don't care what you say! I'm staying here. I have to make sure the insanity level will stay at a minimum." I demanded.
"You know well right that nothing's ever going to be sane around here. EVER!" Rose informed.
"Thank you. Ok, fine then LeeAnn...I put you in charge of watching Nikki." Chibi ordered.
"But she's a bump on a log right now!"
"JUST DO IT!"
I growled and headed towards the couch. Everything actually seemed calm for a bit until Legolas came running out in just a towel.
"OH MY GOSH! HE'S SO HOTT!!" Rose screamed and fainted.
"ROSE!" I yelled running to her. I looked up and then saw Legolas standing on the coffee table with a hairbrush up to his mouth like a microphone.
"When the night has come and the land is dark and the moon is the only light we'll see," Legolas began to sing, very well I might add. "No I won't...be afraid...ohh I won't...be afraid, just as long as you stand...stand by me—"
"Stop singing you pansy!" InuYasha ridiculed.
Kagome came up behind InuYasha and hit him over the head. "SHUT UP YOU DIPHEAD!"
Legolas ignored the whole thing and continued singing. "So darlin' darlin' stand...by me...ohh stand...by me...ohh stand...stand by me...stand by me..."
Everyone stood up and clapped. InuYasha was still lying on the floor with a bump on his head. After Legolas' little ballad I tried waking Rose back up but she was still out cold.
"That was beautiful!" Miroku said wiping a tear from his face.
"Yeah! Sing another!" Zelda cheered.
"NO! Just please get some clothes on!" Gimili suggested.
"Guys! Guys! Calm do—"I screamed and got cut off.
I woke up lying on the floor in front of the TV. I felt the back of my head and saw a small barrel of bananas nearby. "CURSE YOU CHIBI!" I looked closer and I saw a note. It said: "You'll need these. Love Chibi."
Picking up the barrel I realized that it was quiet; too quiet. No one was around except for Nikki who was still unconscious on the couch. All of a sudden I heard a thud on a wall and ran to where it was coming from. I really wasn't surprised, just concerned for some reason. I walked over to the boy's room door and creaked it open a bit. They didn't noticed so I opened it up more and saw the most disturbing things ever! Link and Legolas were sitting in the corner wearing pink bunny pajamas on while comparing ear sizes, InuYasha was pouting of course, Gimili was using Shippo to practice throwing and Miroku was looking at himself wearing a chibimoon suit in a mirror.
"Do you think this suit makes my butt look big?" Miroku asked spinning around.
"Yeah, and your head along with it." InuYasha barked.
"I wasn't asking you!" Miroku growled and turned back around to admire himself.
"My ears are SO much better than yours!" Legolas bragged.
"Nuh uh! I have earrings!" Link responded pointed to his ears.
"At least I don't wear a dorky green hat!"
"Hey! I have a fairy in a jar and I know how to use it!"
"Gimmie that!" Legolas grabbed for the bottle.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!" Aragorn yelled.
It was too late. Legolas let the fairy out and all chaos happened again.
"HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!" Navi screamed flying around the room.
"FOOD!" Frodo yelped catching the fairy and putting it in his mouth.
"EWW!!" Shippo cringed.
"Get that right out of your mouth right now mister!" Link ordered.
Frodo shook his head.
"GIVE IT SOME AIR MAN!" Link screamed.
Frodo stuck out his tongue to reveal a saliva-drenched fairy.
"Lets go precious..." Link picked up Navi and placed her back in the bottle.
I stepped back and slowly closed the door. This was too much. So I decided to check out the girls' room next to see if it was actually under control compared to the guys. I opened the door and immediately I heard Zelda complaining. Sango and Kagome were covering their heads with their pillows and Rose was head banging to something.
"OH MY GOSH! This pillow is NOT goose feather down! And sheets are so stiff! Is there anything PINK around here?! There need to be some cute stuffed animals and lacey lace on ALL the windows!" Zelda ran on.
"MAKE HER STOP!" Sango screamed at the top of her lungs.
"WE'VE TRIED!" Kagome screamed back.
"WHOO HOO!!!" Rose wailed still banging her head. She picked up a chair and threw it across the room and it hit Zelda. "YEAH!"
Sango and Kagome lifted their heads to hear nothing but Rose trying to sing to something.
"YES! She finally stopped complaining!" Sango jumped for joy.
"But we still have Roses aweful singing!" Kagome complained throwing a pillow at Rose.
"HEY! I sing good!" Rose retorted.
"Well...I'm sorry you're trying to desperately hard to sing like Legolas." Sango chuckled.
Rose growled and attacked Sango with the pillow she threw. Kagome just sat back and watched. I was getting a kick out of this; it was so much cleaner than the guys' room. As I continued watching the girls duking it out, I saw a little fur ball running into the room. It was Shippo.
"KAGOME! KAGOME! KAGO-"Shippo cried and then stopped when a flying pillow hit him.
"SHIPPO! You guys! Shippo is here!" Kagome said picking up the dazed fox.
"What the hell is he doing here? He's supposed to be with the guys." Rose mentioned picking Shippo up by his collar and holding him up to her face.
"Yeah Shippo, why are you here?" Sango asked.
"The guys are being stupid. Miroku is chasing Legolas around again and Gimili keeps using me as a throwing object. Can I sleep in here tonight?" Shippo said.
"OF COURSE!" Kagome squealed squeezing Shippo.
As I watched their little emotional time, I realized that no one has really noticed me and Shippo just walked by without even being aware of me standing there.
"HEYA!" That familiar annoying voice came from nowhere.
"AMBER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I screamed demandingly.
"Nothing."
"THAT'S NOT TRUE!"
"So."
"So why doesn't anyone notice I'm around."
"Because they hate you."
"Liar."
"You're right."
"So what's the REAL reason?"
"I had them all ate a piece of cheese that made them forget that you existed."
"You're mean!"
"Yep."
So I found out why no one noticed me. Figures. I knew that Chibi had the antidote so I decided to call upon her. "CHIBI!"
No answer. "CHIBI!!! CHIBI!! CHIB-"
"She's not here." Amber snickered.
"What did you do now and you better give me a straight answer!"
"Yes mother. I gave Chibi some sleeping pills."
I growled to myself and remember that I had that barrel of bananas back in the other room. I went to get them and realized that they were gone. 'Great. Just what I need.' I thought to myself. All of a sudden I heard screams and cries coming from the hallway. Not to my surprise was Legolas running towards me followed by Link, Miroku, Gimili, and everyone else, including the girls. I wanted to ask what happened but then I remembered that I was 'invisible'.
"OH MY GOSH! I think you stunk out the whole world man!" Legolas almost gagged.
"INUYASHA! You get bad gas when you eat both pickles and ramen together!" Kagome warned.
"So. At least it tastes good." InuYasha pouted.
"And doesn't smell good coming out! You're a disgrace little brother!" Sesshomaru sternly said.
This was getting interesting. So I decided to take this to my advantage. I ran into the girls' room and found a pink frilly bra that was clearly Zelda's. I ran back into the living area and stood behind Legolas. I carefully strapped on the 'silky darling' overtop of Legolas' shirt and sat back to watch the excitement.
"MY BRA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PINK FRILLY BRA!?" Zelda screamed.
"Isn't that the one I bought for you for your birthday Zelda?" Link asked.
"Yes it is! And it's my favorite one too!"
"HEY! This looks good on me!" Legolas gave a big grin. "And it's my color too!"
"MINE! Give it back!" Zelda ripped the bra off Legolas.
"ACK! I'm naked!" Legolas screamed like a girl holding his arms over his chest.
"No you're not dimwit! You still have a shirt on!" Gimili rolled his eyes.
"Oh yeah!"
I laughed my head off. I began to think. "Hey! I can use the to my advantage!" As the mayhem continued, I plotted some diabolical plans in my scheming mind.
*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***
***author's note***: Sorry if this chapter wasn't as 'funny' as the last ones. I had a bit of a writer's block and had not inspiration of anything funny. I really wanted to get this story updated so I did as best as I could! TTYL
~zelda-chic04