***Author's note***: YO! Sorry about the long delay. I've been so
OVERLOADED with things with school, work, and college/graduation junk. I've
also lost the part of my brain where my funny inspiration is located. If
you find it please tell me!^_^ (translation: PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS!!! I luv
this story and I want to continue it!) Also, I've been very busy with
playing FINAL FANTASY XI!!! WHOO HOO! It's very awesome! I am a level 7
(almost 8) thief (going for a ranger title), my species is Mithra and my
name is Kironiko. So if you have FF XI feel free to find me somewhere (my
hometown is Bastok). Hehehe...anywho...I apologize if it's not as funny but I
really tried!
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***Disclaimer***: I do not own anything used in this story except for myself and maybe Nikki^_- and my ideas.
The day THEY came
Chapter 9: Sleepy beauty gets ugly
As I watched all the mayhem break loose again I noticed Nikki still out on the couch. I snuck up by Frodo and stole two cheese puffs out of his tub of them. I walked back over to where Nikki was and placed the cheese puffs, one in each nostril. While laughing my head off, Gimili, who was getting pushed around by Legolas and Link, unknowingly backed into me, and made me fall on top of Nikki. I landed on her stomach, which made her double over, and blow the cheese puffs out of her nose. The puffs flew and landed in Zelda's hair.
"OH MY GOSH! GET IT OUT! IT'S ALIVE!" Zelda screamed running around.
"Shut up you ditz!" Kagome screamed stopping Zelda.
"Why you little..." Zelda eyed Kagome.
Aragorn walked up to Zelda and took out the cheese puffs. "Here, these belong to you."
"My cheese puffs!" Frodo yelled jumping for the puffs.
I rubbed my stomach after getting hit and watched Zelda trying to 'fight' with Kagome. Next thing I knew I felt something hitting me and start moving.
"Get off woman!" Nikki screamed hitting my side.
"So you're finally awake..." I said leaning onto her more.
"Shut up and just get off of me you cow!"
Just as I was about to retaliate when I realized something. Nikki could see me! Everyone who ate that piece of cheese can't see me but Nikki was sleeping when Amber was handing it out.
"Yeah! You can see me!" I said squeezing Nikki.
"What are you talking about?!" Nikki said trying to push me away.
A sweat drop fell down my head. "Ok...let me explain..."
"Nikki's awake!" Rose screamed running over to Nikki. She tried to hug her but was bumped away because I was in her way. "Hey! What was that for?! You pushed me away!"
I shook my head and waved my arms to tell Nikki to say no. Nikki paused and tried to move. "Umm...sorry about that...my legs were in the way." Nikki rolled her eyes. "What was that about? Rose clearly ran into you!"
"That's what I was about to explain," I started again. "While you were unconscious, I was knocked out momentarily and Amber gave everyone a piece of cheese that made me invisible to them. When I woke up I found out the hard way that I couldn't be seen."
"Oooohhh...ooookkkk..." Nikki scratched the back of her head.
"Who are you talking to Nikki?" Sango asked.
"It's clear that she's still out of it." Miroku, rubbing Sango's butt, responded.
"HENTAI!" Sango hit Miroku with her boomerang.
Nikki looked around like she was lost. "Umm...nobody..."
Suddenly Boromir, still in his ferret form, came up and started biting my arm. "Get off you flea-bitten rodent!" I screamed throwing Boromir across the room.
"Whoa! That was weird! Boromir was growling at something and just flew across the room and landed on Sesshomaru!" Kagome said picking Boromir up.
"That was me...sorry guys!" Nikki waved her hand.
"You're starting to scare me woman..." InuYasha sulked.
"Yeah, and it takes a lot to scare him." Legolas elbowed InuYasha.
"Get away from me woman!" InuYasha hit Legolas making him fly into the wall.
"I thought we already had that discussion." A sweat drop rolled down Rose's face.
"Time for bed!" Chibi came out of nowhere ordering everyone. "Do you have any mustard covered pickles anywhere?"
"MY PICKLES!" InuYasha screamed.
"MINE!" Chibi screamed back. Out of nowhere InuYasha was held in midair and thrown into the boy's bedroom. "That's a warning for all of you!"
"What's up with you?" Nikki asked.
"Nothing."
"She's gonna kill us!!" Zelda cried running into the bedroom.
"I'm coming sexy!" Link yelled running into the wall.
"WHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Amber laughed evilly.
"BACK TO YOUR HOLE! AND THE REST OF YOU! TO BED!" Chibi yelled throwing everyone but Nikki and me into their bedrooms.
"What crawled up your butt and died?" I asked.
"Nothing. I'm perfectly fine." Chibi said like a little girl dropping flowers onto everything.
"What's with the flowers now?!" Nikki cried like a maniac.
"They're pretty and smell good." ^_^
All of a sudden a cold blast of wind blew through the room. "What's with the temperature change?!" I screamed rolling up into a ball.
"It's hot in here." Chibi said.
"It wasn't before!" Nikki yelled going crazy.
"TIME FOR A STRAIGHT JACKET!" Chibi yelled putting a straight jacket on Nikki.
"LET ME OUT!" Nikki tried to move.
"SHUT UP!" Chibi added a gag around Nikki's mouth.
"Ok...you're moody, have cravings for weird food, and have hot flashes...are you pregnant?" I asked.
"Do you have some chili with peanut butter?" Chibi asked sincerely.
I fell over. "You're pregnant..."
Chibi was silent for a bit. "Hey, what's that smell?" She said totally ignoring what I said.
Nikki sniffed the air and began to jump around and fell over onto the couch. I smelled the air as well and gagged. "CHIBI! WHAT'D YOU DO?!"
"NOTHING!" Chibi yelled back.
"Um mfhd itds asdh adsjk ehf!" Nikki tried to say with the thing in her mouth.
"What?" I asked untying the gag.
"You smelt it you delt it!" Nikki screamed.
"Whatever." Chibi said disappearing.
I growled and walked around to see down the hallway. What I saw was probably the most disturbing thing ever. There was a long line outside of the bathroom with everyone holding his or her noses. Boromir, still in his ferret form, was walking out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to his foot. I began to gag again as Nikki came up and stood behind me to watch the agony.
"OH MY GOSH! That is the most rancid smell ever!" Rose cried trying to cover her face.
"The one who landed that bomb should be killed!" InuYasha growled running around.
"SIT BOY!" Kagome yelled making InuYasha fall into the ground.
"THAT'S MY JOB!" Rose yelled at Kagome.
"Let's not go through this again!" Miroku said trying to keep the peace.
"HENTAI!!" Sango hit Miroku with her boomerang.
"But he didn't do anything..." Aragorn stated.
"Oh yeah^_^" Sango blushed. "Just a reaction."
After Boromir completely left the bathroom, Frodo soon followed him stretching his arms. "Aaahhh...that felt good!"
"So you're the freak who's stinking up this whole place!" Link pointed.
Frodo laughed. "Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that spicy bean burrito with grape jelly and bananas."
"SO THAT'S WHERE MY SPICY BEAN BURRITO WITH GRAPE JELLY AND BANANAS WENT!" Chibi boomed.
"Don't hurt me!" Frodo cowered next to Gimli.
"You deal with the voice like a man! You ate the thing and about killed us!" Gimli said holding up his axe.
Rose turned around and screamed when she noticed Nikki standing at the end of the hall. Of course she didn't see me because I was still invisible. "NIKKI! What are you doing in that thing?" Rose yelled now squeezing Nikki.
"LET ME GO!" Nikki screamed.
"Uh..." Rose looked like she was going to cry.
"I...I mean...get this straight jacket off of me!" Nikki tried to smile innocently.
Suddenly, an idea came to my head. I laughed and ran into the boy's bedroom. I looked through and found a pair of boxers with cupids and hearts, another one with pink bunnies, a few others with ponies, "I love me" and "I'm too sexy", and a string bikini bottom with purple flowers. I took them and threw them into the crowed of weirdos. Link screamed picking up the boxers with the pink bunnies. Legolas blushed like mad picking up the ones with writing and hearts. Miroku raised an eyebrow when he picked up the string bikini.
"THAT'S MINE!" Sango yelled hitting Miroku over the head.
I walked into the bathroom and saw Shippo stuck in the toilet. I thought nothing else would get any worse. I saw a pile of toilet paper rolls and threw them out the door.
"IT'S A GHOST!" Zelda screamed running into the wall.
I threw the last one out the door and saw it hit Nikki square in the face. "I'll get you woman!" Nikki shook her fist.
"Who are you talking to?" Rose asked.
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***Disclaimer***: I do not own anything used in this story except for myself and maybe Nikki^_- and my ideas.
The day THEY came
Chapter 9: Sleepy beauty gets ugly
As I watched all the mayhem break loose again I noticed Nikki still out on the couch. I snuck up by Frodo and stole two cheese puffs out of his tub of them. I walked back over to where Nikki was and placed the cheese puffs, one in each nostril. While laughing my head off, Gimili, who was getting pushed around by Legolas and Link, unknowingly backed into me, and made me fall on top of Nikki. I landed on her stomach, which made her double over, and blow the cheese puffs out of her nose. The puffs flew and landed in Zelda's hair.
"OH MY GOSH! GET IT OUT! IT'S ALIVE!" Zelda screamed running around.
"Shut up you ditz!" Kagome screamed stopping Zelda.
"Why you little..." Zelda eyed Kagome.
Aragorn walked up to Zelda and took out the cheese puffs. "Here, these belong to you."
"My cheese puffs!" Frodo yelled jumping for the puffs.
I rubbed my stomach after getting hit and watched Zelda trying to 'fight' with Kagome. Next thing I knew I felt something hitting me and start moving.
"Get off woman!" Nikki screamed hitting my side.
"So you're finally awake..." I said leaning onto her more.
"Shut up and just get off of me you cow!"
Just as I was about to retaliate when I realized something. Nikki could see me! Everyone who ate that piece of cheese can't see me but Nikki was sleeping when Amber was handing it out.
"Yeah! You can see me!" I said squeezing Nikki.
"What are you talking about?!" Nikki said trying to push me away.
A sweat drop fell down my head. "Ok...let me explain..."
"Nikki's awake!" Rose screamed running over to Nikki. She tried to hug her but was bumped away because I was in her way. "Hey! What was that for?! You pushed me away!"
I shook my head and waved my arms to tell Nikki to say no. Nikki paused and tried to move. "Umm...sorry about that...my legs were in the way." Nikki rolled her eyes. "What was that about? Rose clearly ran into you!"
"That's what I was about to explain," I started again. "While you were unconscious, I was knocked out momentarily and Amber gave everyone a piece of cheese that made me invisible to them. When I woke up I found out the hard way that I couldn't be seen."
"Oooohhh...ooookkkk..." Nikki scratched the back of her head.
"Who are you talking to Nikki?" Sango asked.
"It's clear that she's still out of it." Miroku, rubbing Sango's butt, responded.
"HENTAI!" Sango hit Miroku with her boomerang.
Nikki looked around like she was lost. "Umm...nobody..."
Suddenly Boromir, still in his ferret form, came up and started biting my arm. "Get off you flea-bitten rodent!" I screamed throwing Boromir across the room.
"Whoa! That was weird! Boromir was growling at something and just flew across the room and landed on Sesshomaru!" Kagome said picking Boromir up.
"That was me...sorry guys!" Nikki waved her hand.
"You're starting to scare me woman..." InuYasha sulked.
"Yeah, and it takes a lot to scare him." Legolas elbowed InuYasha.
"Get away from me woman!" InuYasha hit Legolas making him fly into the wall.
"I thought we already had that discussion." A sweat drop rolled down Rose's face.
"Time for bed!" Chibi came out of nowhere ordering everyone. "Do you have any mustard covered pickles anywhere?"
"MY PICKLES!" InuYasha screamed.
"MINE!" Chibi screamed back. Out of nowhere InuYasha was held in midair and thrown into the boy's bedroom. "That's a warning for all of you!"
"What's up with you?" Nikki asked.
"Nothing."
"She's gonna kill us!!" Zelda cried running into the bedroom.
"I'm coming sexy!" Link yelled running into the wall.
"WHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Amber laughed evilly.
"BACK TO YOUR HOLE! AND THE REST OF YOU! TO BED!" Chibi yelled throwing everyone but Nikki and me into their bedrooms.
"What crawled up your butt and died?" I asked.
"Nothing. I'm perfectly fine." Chibi said like a little girl dropping flowers onto everything.
"What's with the flowers now?!" Nikki cried like a maniac.
"They're pretty and smell good." ^_^
All of a sudden a cold blast of wind blew through the room. "What's with the temperature change?!" I screamed rolling up into a ball.
"It's hot in here." Chibi said.
"It wasn't before!" Nikki yelled going crazy.
"TIME FOR A STRAIGHT JACKET!" Chibi yelled putting a straight jacket on Nikki.
"LET ME OUT!" Nikki tried to move.
"SHUT UP!" Chibi added a gag around Nikki's mouth.
"Ok...you're moody, have cravings for weird food, and have hot flashes...are you pregnant?" I asked.
"Do you have some chili with peanut butter?" Chibi asked sincerely.
I fell over. "You're pregnant..."
Chibi was silent for a bit. "Hey, what's that smell?" She said totally ignoring what I said.
Nikki sniffed the air and began to jump around and fell over onto the couch. I smelled the air as well and gagged. "CHIBI! WHAT'D YOU DO?!"
"NOTHING!" Chibi yelled back.
"Um mfhd itds asdh adsjk ehf!" Nikki tried to say with the thing in her mouth.
"What?" I asked untying the gag.
"You smelt it you delt it!" Nikki screamed.
"Whatever." Chibi said disappearing.
I growled and walked around to see down the hallway. What I saw was probably the most disturbing thing ever. There was a long line outside of the bathroom with everyone holding his or her noses. Boromir, still in his ferret form, was walking out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to his foot. I began to gag again as Nikki came up and stood behind me to watch the agony.
"OH MY GOSH! That is the most rancid smell ever!" Rose cried trying to cover her face.
"The one who landed that bomb should be killed!" InuYasha growled running around.
"SIT BOY!" Kagome yelled making InuYasha fall into the ground.
"THAT'S MY JOB!" Rose yelled at Kagome.
"Let's not go through this again!" Miroku said trying to keep the peace.
"HENTAI!!" Sango hit Miroku with her boomerang.
"But he didn't do anything..." Aragorn stated.
"Oh yeah^_^" Sango blushed. "Just a reaction."
After Boromir completely left the bathroom, Frodo soon followed him stretching his arms. "Aaahhh...that felt good!"
"So you're the freak who's stinking up this whole place!" Link pointed.
Frodo laughed. "Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that spicy bean burrito with grape jelly and bananas."
"SO THAT'S WHERE MY SPICY BEAN BURRITO WITH GRAPE JELLY AND BANANAS WENT!" Chibi boomed.
"Don't hurt me!" Frodo cowered next to Gimli.
"You deal with the voice like a man! You ate the thing and about killed us!" Gimli said holding up his axe.
Rose turned around and screamed when she noticed Nikki standing at the end of the hall. Of course she didn't see me because I was still invisible. "NIKKI! What are you doing in that thing?" Rose yelled now squeezing Nikki.
"LET ME GO!" Nikki screamed.
"Uh..." Rose looked like she was going to cry.
"I...I mean...get this straight jacket off of me!" Nikki tried to smile innocently.
Suddenly, an idea came to my head. I laughed and ran into the boy's bedroom. I looked through and found a pair of boxers with cupids and hearts, another one with pink bunnies, a few others with ponies, "I love me" and "I'm too sexy", and a string bikini bottom with purple flowers. I took them and threw them into the crowed of weirdos. Link screamed picking up the boxers with the pink bunnies. Legolas blushed like mad picking up the ones with writing and hearts. Miroku raised an eyebrow when he picked up the string bikini.
"THAT'S MINE!" Sango yelled hitting Miroku over the head.
I walked into the bathroom and saw Shippo stuck in the toilet. I thought nothing else would get any worse. I saw a pile of toilet paper rolls and threw them out the door.
"IT'S A GHOST!" Zelda screamed running into the wall.
I threw the last one out the door and saw it hit Nikki square in the face. "I'll get you woman!" Nikki shook her fist.
"Who are you talking to?" Rose asked.