Author's note: Sorry for not updating for a long time! I've been very
busy with school, work and my other stories. And it didn't help that I
had a major writers block for this story. But one day an idea smacked me in
the head and here it is!
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Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, LOTR, or Zelda
The day THEY came
Chapter 10: The cat is out of the bag
"What's going on?!" Rose screamed getting hit with the toilet papers rolls.
"There's a ghost!" Zelda screamed.
"SHUT UP!" Sango and Kagome yelled at her.
I laughed to myself as everyone started to freak out. I got a bright idea and began to put it in order. I tried to pick Nikki up but lost my footing and dropped her on Sesshomaru.
"HEY! PUT ME DOWN!" Nikki screamed.
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Amber screamed. "I'll get you my pretty and you're little friend too!"
"Who you calln' little!" Nikki screamed.
I just started laughing. "Haha! Amber called you little!"
"Why you..." Nikki started to come at me and tried to choke me.
"Yo Nikki! What are you doing? Choking air or something?" Rose asked confused.
Ok...that did it...I'm tired of being invisible! "AMBER! I demand you to give everyone some sort of antidote so they can see me!"
"No can do!" Amber said.
My face dropped. "And why not?" I was getting really pissed.
"Well...um...uh..."
"I guess you don't have a good reason so give them something!" I yelled.
"NO!"
I growled. Then it hit me. I saw some bananas in the kitchen and I know Amber hates bananas. So, I can use them to make her give them the antidote. I ran into the kitchen, got the bananas and came back.
"OH MY GOSH! FLYING BANANAS! IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE!" Link screamed running around like mad.
"Oh will you shut up!" InuYasha barked, getting annoyed.
"SIT BOY!" Kagome ordered.
"THAT'S MY JOB!" Rose yelled at Kagome.
Sango stepped up between Kagome and Rose. "Ok! Lets just stop it right here!"
"Hehehehehe..." I began to giggle.
"Uh...what's that nasty smell?" Amber asked, who started to gag.
"It's BANANAS!! WHAAHAHAAHAHA!"
"NO! NOT THAT! NOT THE BANANAS!"
I held the bananas up high to annoy Amber. "Either you give them the antidote or I'll shove these bananas down your throat!"
"FINE! FINE! Have it your way missy!"
I smiled big knowing that everything was gonna be back to normal...or at least I hope so. Next thing I knew tons of pickles came falling down. Everyone was startled except for InuYasha who was going crazy from so many pickles.
"OH! FOOD!" Frodo squealed for joy as he ate every single pickle that fell.
"THOSE WERE MY PICKLES YOU VARMINT!" InuYasha yelled trying to get at Frodo but was being held back by Miroku.
Suddenly, Frodo passed out and fell over.
"OH MY GOODNESS! HE'S DEAD!" Zelda shrieked.
"No he's not! The little guy ate too much!" Sango informed.
"Oops, oh well." Amber said trying to get out of the situation.
"You're not going anywhere buster!" I yelled. "Send down another antidote for them to eat!"
"What do mean? I gave them the antidote and the rodent ate it all!"
"AMBER! I know you're lying!"
"ok...fine...thosepicklesweren'theantidoteandiputsleepingpowderonthem."
"Whatever...just give them the antidote!" I screamed.
Next thing I knew pieces of cheese were all around. Everyone looked puzzled and picked up a couple pieces each and began to eat them.
"Heya Lee! Where've you been?! You missed some pretty crazy stuff!" Rose exclaimed hugging me.
"Uh...can...you...let...me...go..." I tried to saw as Rose was squeezing the life out of me.
"Why?"
"I CAN'T BREATHE!" I screamed.
"That might be a good thing!" InuYasha said leaning against the wall.
"You be nice!" Kagome scolded InuYasha.
"YEAH! Be nice to me!" I mimicked hitting InuYasha over the head.
"Um...guys..." Nikki tried to say.
"Shut up woman!" InuYasha growled.
"TO BED I SAID!" Chibi ordered.
"GUYS!" Nikki yelled.
"What?" Everyone stopped and asked.
"Can you PLEASE take this straight jacket off of me!"
"Come here darling and I'll get it off of you!" Miroku said starting to untie the straps.
"Back off bucko!" Nikki said putting her foot in Miroku's face.
"HENTAI!" Sango screamed hitting Miroku over the head.
"Let a real man do it!" Legolas said ripping the straight jacket off.
"AHH!" Nikki screamed.
"And you call yourself a real man?" Gimli snickered.
"Shut up little man!" Legolas retorted.
"TO BED NOW!!!!!" Chibi boomed.
"AH!! MOMMY!" Link screamed jumping in Zelda's arms.
Chibi's loud voice also scared Shippo who jumped onto my face. That scared me and I fell onto the floor. I ripped Shippo off my face and noticed everyone walking into their rooms.
"So where am I sleeping again?" I asked getting up.
"Outside." Chibi responded.
"There is no way in hell I'm sleeping out there!"
"Don't test me!"
Next thing I knew I was floating in the air then flying towards the door. "CHIBI! There's some sardine filled jello in the refrigerator!" I yelled out trying to get Chibi to stop.
"REALLY! I've wanted that stuff for a long time now."
I dropped onto the floor after Chibi heard what I said. "Now for sleeping on the couch!" I said quietly to myself.
I looked onto the big, long couch to see Nikki snuggled up like a little kid. I growled and laid down on the smaller one and fell asleep.
I woke up that morning to some smell tickling my nose. It smelled really good! Like blueberry pancakes or something. I slowly opened my eyes to see black smoke rising from the stove in the kitchen.
zelda-chic04
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, LOTR, or Zelda
The day THEY came
Chapter 10: The cat is out of the bag
"What's going on?!" Rose screamed getting hit with the toilet papers rolls.
"There's a ghost!" Zelda screamed.
"SHUT UP!" Sango and Kagome yelled at her.
I laughed to myself as everyone started to freak out. I got a bright idea and began to put it in order. I tried to pick Nikki up but lost my footing and dropped her on Sesshomaru.
"HEY! PUT ME DOWN!" Nikki screamed.
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Amber screamed. "I'll get you my pretty and you're little friend too!"
"Who you calln' little!" Nikki screamed.
I just started laughing. "Haha! Amber called you little!"
"Why you..." Nikki started to come at me and tried to choke me.
"Yo Nikki! What are you doing? Choking air or something?" Rose asked confused.
Ok...that did it...I'm tired of being invisible! "AMBER! I demand you to give everyone some sort of antidote so they can see me!"
"No can do!" Amber said.
My face dropped. "And why not?" I was getting really pissed.
"Well...um...uh..."
"I guess you don't have a good reason so give them something!" I yelled.
"NO!"
I growled. Then it hit me. I saw some bananas in the kitchen and I know Amber hates bananas. So, I can use them to make her give them the antidote. I ran into the kitchen, got the bananas and came back.
"OH MY GOSH! FLYING BANANAS! IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE!" Link screamed running around like mad.
"Oh will you shut up!" InuYasha barked, getting annoyed.
"SIT BOY!" Kagome ordered.
"THAT'S MY JOB!" Rose yelled at Kagome.
Sango stepped up between Kagome and Rose. "Ok! Lets just stop it right here!"
"Hehehehehe..." I began to giggle.
"Uh...what's that nasty smell?" Amber asked, who started to gag.
"It's BANANAS!! WHAAHAHAAHAHA!"
"NO! NOT THAT! NOT THE BANANAS!"
I held the bananas up high to annoy Amber. "Either you give them the antidote or I'll shove these bananas down your throat!"
"FINE! FINE! Have it your way missy!"
I smiled big knowing that everything was gonna be back to normal...or at least I hope so. Next thing I knew tons of pickles came falling down. Everyone was startled except for InuYasha who was going crazy from so many pickles.
"OH! FOOD!" Frodo squealed for joy as he ate every single pickle that fell.
"THOSE WERE MY PICKLES YOU VARMINT!" InuYasha yelled trying to get at Frodo but was being held back by Miroku.
Suddenly, Frodo passed out and fell over.
"OH MY GOODNESS! HE'S DEAD!" Zelda shrieked.
"No he's not! The little guy ate too much!" Sango informed.
"Oops, oh well." Amber said trying to get out of the situation.
"You're not going anywhere buster!" I yelled. "Send down another antidote for them to eat!"
"What do mean? I gave them the antidote and the rodent ate it all!"
"AMBER! I know you're lying!"
"ok...fine...thosepicklesweren'theantidoteandiputsleepingpowderonthem."
"Whatever...just give them the antidote!" I screamed.
Next thing I knew pieces of cheese were all around. Everyone looked puzzled and picked up a couple pieces each and began to eat them.
"Heya Lee! Where've you been?! You missed some pretty crazy stuff!" Rose exclaimed hugging me.
"Uh...can...you...let...me...go..." I tried to saw as Rose was squeezing the life out of me.
"Why?"
"I CAN'T BREATHE!" I screamed.
"That might be a good thing!" InuYasha said leaning against the wall.
"You be nice!" Kagome scolded InuYasha.
"YEAH! Be nice to me!" I mimicked hitting InuYasha over the head.
"Um...guys..." Nikki tried to say.
"Shut up woman!" InuYasha growled.
"TO BED I SAID!" Chibi ordered.
"GUYS!" Nikki yelled.
"What?" Everyone stopped and asked.
"Can you PLEASE take this straight jacket off of me!"
"Come here darling and I'll get it off of you!" Miroku said starting to untie the straps.
"Back off bucko!" Nikki said putting her foot in Miroku's face.
"HENTAI!" Sango screamed hitting Miroku over the head.
"Let a real man do it!" Legolas said ripping the straight jacket off.
"AHH!" Nikki screamed.
"And you call yourself a real man?" Gimli snickered.
"Shut up little man!" Legolas retorted.
"TO BED NOW!!!!!" Chibi boomed.
"AH!! MOMMY!" Link screamed jumping in Zelda's arms.
Chibi's loud voice also scared Shippo who jumped onto my face. That scared me and I fell onto the floor. I ripped Shippo off my face and noticed everyone walking into their rooms.
"So where am I sleeping again?" I asked getting up.
"Outside." Chibi responded.
"There is no way in hell I'm sleeping out there!"
"Don't test me!"
Next thing I knew I was floating in the air then flying towards the door. "CHIBI! There's some sardine filled jello in the refrigerator!" I yelled out trying to get Chibi to stop.
"REALLY! I've wanted that stuff for a long time now."
I dropped onto the floor after Chibi heard what I said. "Now for sleeping on the couch!" I said quietly to myself.
I looked onto the big, long couch to see Nikki snuggled up like a little kid. I growled and laid down on the smaller one and fell asleep.
I woke up that morning to some smell tickling my nose. It smelled really good! Like blueberry pancakes or something. I slowly opened my eyes to see black smoke rising from the stove in the kitchen.