Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, LOTR, or Zelda
The day THEY came
Chapter 11: Rise and shine morning glory!
'Ah...dang it!' I said to myself getting up from the couch. The smell of burning food was horrifying! I just wanted to gag it was so bad. Looking over into the kitchen area I saw Zelda, Legolas and Rose 'cooking' breakfast. Over at the table was Link, InuYasha and everyone else, except for Nikki who was still on the couch sleeping, sitting. Even Boromir in his ferret form had a booster seat.
I walked over to where everyone was and I began to feel like I was invisible again when Zelda came skipping over with a pot of something. She plopped some white chunky stuff into some of the peoples bowls. "Eat up!" Zelda squealed.
Link, Gimli, InuYasha and Aragorn stared down at the bubbling gunk. InuYasha picked up his bowl and inhaled it all down. I wanted to puke. Not only did that stuff look nasty, it smelled nasty too! Everyone started at InuYasha as he sat there after downing the mystery meal. Next thing we knew InuYasha fell over swirly-eyed.
"You stupid guy!" Kagome said picking InuYasha up and putting him back in the chair.
"Cool! I wanna try!" Link said picking up the bowl and tried to chug it.
"NO! I mean, do you want to happen to you what happened to InuYasha?" Miroku said pointing at InuYasha who was still out of it.
Link sat there in a daze. "Um..."
"I'll answer for him!" Sango said taking Link's bowl and tossing it in the garbage. The mystery food started to eat through the plastic bag and made the garbage can melt.
"OH MY GOSH! What did you put in there?!" I screamed.
"Oh...you know...egg shells, pickle juice, sardines, salt and pepper for flavoring...and some other stuff too!" Zelda responded mixing up another batch of it.
"HEY CHIBI! BREAKFAST!" I screamed holding up the pot of nastiness.
"Mmm...smells good!" Chibi said taking the pot.
Kagome and Sango were about to gag. "That's so wrong!" Kagome said.
"DONE!" I heard Rose say carrying a plate of pancakes and sausages.
"Finally! This stuff smells edible!" Gimli said looking at the plate.
"Uh...do you know how to cook Rose?" I asked staring at the plate of mostly burnt pancakes and dried up sausages.
"Oh yeah! I cook all the time for my family!" Rose said joyfully.
"FOOD!" Frodo said downing all the over-cooked food and falling over.
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I evil came from nowhere.
"AMBER!" I screamed. "NOT AGAIN!"
Rose looked like she was about to cry. "Is my cooking that bad?!"
"NO! Amber just put more sleeping power in it!" I said trying to calm down Rose.
"Oh phooey. You figured me out!" Amber sulked.
"You guys better have room for some hot cinnamon buns with a nice, light glaze, scrambled eggs with little bits of ham and cheese, and buttered toast!" Legolas said setting his plate down on the table.
I peered over and the food looked excellent! I went over to get some and it was all gone! "Hey! I want some!" I whined.
"You snooze, you loose!" Rose giggled.
I growled. I walked over to the fridge and saw some containers of instant ramen. That was a surprise, especially with InuYasha. I picked it up and opened it so I could eat it.
"PUT THAT RAMEN CUP DOWN!" I heard InuYasha growl.
"HEY! You ate my breakfast!" I yelled back.
"I ate poison! That's what!"
"SIT!" Rose screamed and then stuck her tongue out at Kagome.
InuYasha fell over and broke his chair. Everyone just stared and laughed. As InuYasha was laying there in pain I 'peacefully' ate my ramen.
"MY BACON!" Gimli shouted.
"MINE YOU HAIRY TOAD! Link shouted back.
"You're both wrong! It's mine!" Nikki said grabbing the piece of bacon and eating it.
"Where did you come from?" I said puzzled.
"Your mom." Nikki retorted back.
"Ha...ha..."
"Man...my stomach's still growling...lets go to the grocery store and buy some REAL food!" Rose suggested getting up.
"I agree...but how are we gonna go with out my parents knowing?" I asked kinda nervous.
"I have it ALL figured out!" Chibi rang in.
"SWEET! I'm driving!" I shouted.
"NO! I wanna drive!" Nikki complained.
"I AM!"
"Why should you drive?!"
"Because I'm older!"
"SO!"
"SHUT UP! LeeAnn will drive a Mitsubishi Eclipse which is parked out in the driveway and here are the keys. Take four other people with you." Chibi informed dropping a set of keys in my hands.
"Finally...something going my way!"
"Can I go, can I huh can I huh can I huh huh huh!" Rose pleaded.
"ok ok! I pick you, um...InuYasha, uh...Miroku...and..."
The day THEY came
Chapter 11: Rise and shine morning glory!
'Ah...dang it!' I said to myself getting up from the couch. The smell of burning food was horrifying! I just wanted to gag it was so bad. Looking over into the kitchen area I saw Zelda, Legolas and Rose 'cooking' breakfast. Over at the table was Link, InuYasha and everyone else, except for Nikki who was still on the couch sleeping, sitting. Even Boromir in his ferret form had a booster seat.
I walked over to where everyone was and I began to feel like I was invisible again when Zelda came skipping over with a pot of something. She plopped some white chunky stuff into some of the peoples bowls. "Eat up!" Zelda squealed.
Link, Gimli, InuYasha and Aragorn stared down at the bubbling gunk. InuYasha picked up his bowl and inhaled it all down. I wanted to puke. Not only did that stuff look nasty, it smelled nasty too! Everyone started at InuYasha as he sat there after downing the mystery meal. Next thing we knew InuYasha fell over swirly-eyed.
"You stupid guy!" Kagome said picking InuYasha up and putting him back in the chair.
"Cool! I wanna try!" Link said picking up the bowl and tried to chug it.
"NO! I mean, do you want to happen to you what happened to InuYasha?" Miroku said pointing at InuYasha who was still out of it.
Link sat there in a daze. "Um..."
"I'll answer for him!" Sango said taking Link's bowl and tossing it in the garbage. The mystery food started to eat through the plastic bag and made the garbage can melt.
"OH MY GOSH! What did you put in there?!" I screamed.
"Oh...you know...egg shells, pickle juice, sardines, salt and pepper for flavoring...and some other stuff too!" Zelda responded mixing up another batch of it.
"HEY CHIBI! BREAKFAST!" I screamed holding up the pot of nastiness.
"Mmm...smells good!" Chibi said taking the pot.
Kagome and Sango were about to gag. "That's so wrong!" Kagome said.
"DONE!" I heard Rose say carrying a plate of pancakes and sausages.
"Finally! This stuff smells edible!" Gimli said looking at the plate.
"Uh...do you know how to cook Rose?" I asked staring at the plate of mostly burnt pancakes and dried up sausages.
"Oh yeah! I cook all the time for my family!" Rose said joyfully.
"FOOD!" Frodo said downing all the over-cooked food and falling over.
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I evil came from nowhere.
"AMBER!" I screamed. "NOT AGAIN!"
Rose looked like she was about to cry. "Is my cooking that bad?!"
"NO! Amber just put more sleeping power in it!" I said trying to calm down Rose.
"Oh phooey. You figured me out!" Amber sulked.
"You guys better have room for some hot cinnamon buns with a nice, light glaze, scrambled eggs with little bits of ham and cheese, and buttered toast!" Legolas said setting his plate down on the table.
I peered over and the food looked excellent! I went over to get some and it was all gone! "Hey! I want some!" I whined.
"You snooze, you loose!" Rose giggled.
I growled. I walked over to the fridge and saw some containers of instant ramen. That was a surprise, especially with InuYasha. I picked it up and opened it so I could eat it.
"PUT THAT RAMEN CUP DOWN!" I heard InuYasha growl.
"HEY! You ate my breakfast!" I yelled back.
"I ate poison! That's what!"
"SIT!" Rose screamed and then stuck her tongue out at Kagome.
InuYasha fell over and broke his chair. Everyone just stared and laughed. As InuYasha was laying there in pain I 'peacefully' ate my ramen.
"MY BACON!" Gimli shouted.
"MINE YOU HAIRY TOAD! Link shouted back.
"You're both wrong! It's mine!" Nikki said grabbing the piece of bacon and eating it.
"Where did you come from?" I said puzzled.
"Your mom." Nikki retorted back.
"Ha...ha..."
"Man...my stomach's still growling...lets go to the grocery store and buy some REAL food!" Rose suggested getting up.
"I agree...but how are we gonna go with out my parents knowing?" I asked kinda nervous.
"I have it ALL figured out!" Chibi rang in.
"SWEET! I'm driving!" I shouted.
"NO! I wanna drive!" Nikki complained.
"I AM!"
"Why should you drive?!"
"Because I'm older!"
"SO!"
"SHUT UP! LeeAnn will drive a Mitsubishi Eclipse which is parked out in the driveway and here are the keys. Take four other people with you." Chibi informed dropping a set of keys in my hands.
"Finally...something going my way!"
"Can I go, can I huh can I huh can I huh huh huh!" Rose pleaded.
"ok ok! I pick you, um...InuYasha, uh...Miroku...and..."