Author's note: Hey ya'll! I'm actually writing this story again! WHOO HOO! I know it's been forever. I forget what all I was gonna do so bear with me please! Oh! Expect some new faces! PEACE! P.S. I hope this story is still funny…I apologize in advance if it isn't. I'm trying to get back into the groove of how this story went.

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Disclaimer: I do not own anyone used in this story…except for my crazy ideas

The day THEY came

Chapter 12: Road trip gone horribly wrong

Everyone leaned in and stared at me, waiting for my response. Boromir, still in his ferret form, jumped on my head and scared the living crap out of me.

"AHH!" I jumped up, making Boromir fly into Legolas' face.

"OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" Legolas started to run around like mad, though the ferret wasn't on him now. He wasn't paying attention to where he was going and ran into the wall. Everyone did an "anime fall down".

"Man…and I was gonna pick him too." I sighed.

"You better pick me woman!" Nikki shouted.

"And what if I don't?"

"I'll…I'll…"

"That's what I thought."

Nikki scowled at me and I stuck out my tongue.

"You better pick me!" The evil voice named amber came out of no where.

"You're a voice! I can't just take you! You can be anywhere you know?" I shuddered.

"That is true…"

"Ok…so I pick…" I started off, trying not to focus on the stupid stuff some of the others were doing.

"MMEEEE!" Shippo came flying out of nowhere.

"Ok…instead of Miroku I'll take Shippo."

"That's fine with me…now I can be with my—" Miroku started to say until Sango smacked him over the head with an oversized dictionary.

"YOU KILLED HIM!" Zelda shrieked.

"I DID NOT! He touched my butt!"

"ANYWAY!" I shouted.

No one was paying attention except for Nikki and Rose.

"I think you should pick Link." Rose whispered in my ear.

I nodded my head. "I PICK LINK!"

Link's head shot up and looked around. "WHO SAID MY NAME! Is that YOU Ganondorf! I shall slay you!" Link drew his sword.

"Down fella! I chose you to be the last one to go with me to the grocery store."

"Why didn't you pick me!" Nikki whined.

"Someone has to be in charge while I'm gone." I winked.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE INSAINELY CRAZY PEOPLE!" Nikki flipped.

"You'll fit in just fine! Don't do anything too bad while I'm gone!" I said while walking up the steps with the group that I chose. 'I wouldn't be surprised if there's a huge crater when I come back from where the place used to be.'

InuYasha, Shippo, Link, Rose, and I left the insanity and entered the forever ice-cube of Ohio. Luckily, everything was pretty sane while walking out towards the car. Except for the fact Link was a pansy about getting his boots all snowy. Just when I thought everything was FINALLY going my way, I saw two unfamiliar faces standing by my car.

"Who are you guys?" I asked.

"The blonde one is actually kinda cute!" Rose squealed.

"Thank you! I know I am!" Link said, brushing his hair back.

"NOT YOU! THE ONE BY THE CAR!" Rose smacked Link face first into the snow.

"AHH! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!" Link screamed.

"You'll get over it woman." InuYasha hissed.

"ANYWAY!" I screamed. I seem to be doing that a lot lately. "Who or what are you?"

There were two people standing by the car. A tall person in some funky looking armor and a shorter one with blonde hair in a braid and had a red trench coat.

"I am Edward Elric!" The blonde said.

"And I am Alphonse Elric!" The person in the armor quickly said as well.

"We are alchemists as well as brothers!" Edward said.

"You guys look nothing like brothers! One's a tin can and you're just a little shrimp of a person!" InuYasha laughed.

"WHAT? HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A GRAIN OF RICE! I'M NOT THAT SHORT YOU PINT SIZE TWERP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'LL MAKE YOU EAT YOUR WORDS!" Edward started running around like mad, chasing after InuYasha.

"AHH! Get it off! Get it off!" InuYasha howled while getting beat by Ed.

"Please stop brother!" Alphonse pleaded.

"NO!" Ed screamed back.

"OK! That's it!" InuYasha picked Ed up and hurled him at Al. They both fell over and Al's amour made a loud crashing sound.

"EEK! What was that!" Shippo yelled while hiding behind me.

"A HEAD!" Rose shrieked.

I raised an eyebrow. "What are you talking about? Don't tell me you're going crazy too!" I looked down and saw the tin can's head rolling by the car. "OH MY GOSH! YOU KILLED HIM!" I screamed.

"No he didn't…brother, where's my head at?" Al asked while crawling around.

"Right here!" Ed took the helmet and tossed it at Al, which he caught.

"Okie…lets go before anymore crazy things happen." I said while getting into the car.

"You guys wanna come too?" Rose asked Ed and Al.

"NO! ROSE! It's bad enough we have a blonde and dog boy with us!"

"Why not?"

"Well…we don't have any room."

"That can be easily fixed!" Chibi said out of nowhere. Suddenly, my nice Mitsubishi Eclipse turned into a huge SUV.

"I WANT MY ECLIPSE BACK!" Tears ran down my face.

"No. Ok…you owe me one can of tuna, a gallon of strawberry icecream, and some dill pickles." Chibi ordered.

"What! Why? You never charged anything before."

"I know…but I'm hungry…NOW GET GOING!"

All of a sudden the SUV started up and took off down the road.

"OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! WHAT IS HAPPENING!" Link freaked out.

"We are in a car smart one." Rose pointed out.

"Actually, it's an SUV." I corrected.

"Bite me."

As soon as those words came out of Rose's mouth, InuYasha came up to the front of the SUV and bit Rose's arm.

"AHH! SIT!" Rose screeched.

Next thing I knew InuYasha hit the deck and fell through the floor of the SUV. Not only do I have a bunch of psycho's with me, now there's a hole in the bottom of the SUV.

"Can this thing go any faster?" Ed asked.

"Yeah, why?" I responded.

"Look…" Ed pointed behind.

I turned around for a split second to see InuYasha running full speed towards the SUV. I pressed my foot on the gas to go faster but it was no use. Seconds later there was a hole in the roof of the SUV and InuYasha was sitting where he was before, pissed as ever.

"DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN WOMAN!" InuYasha growled at Rose.

"Say what?" Rose winked.

"You mean si—" Al tried to say until he was cut off.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Everyone else in the SUV screamed.

Luckily, we finally made it to the grocery store, in one piece, and quickly got out.

Ed jumped through the hole in the top of the SUV and hugged the ground. "Land never felt so good."

"C'mon pipsqueak!" Link said unaware of Ed being able to blow up on him.

"WHAT! YOU CALLED ME A MIDGET WHEN YOU'RE NOT THAT MUCH TALLER THAN ME! YOU'RE SO SHORT THAT YOU'RE 2D!" Ed screamed again, chasing Link this time.

"MOMMY! HELP ME!" Link cried out, running in circles.

Sweat drops fell down everyone else's foreheads. We ignored the two and walked towards the entrance. We were 'pleasantly' greeted by one of the workers.

"I'm sorry, but your dog needs to be on a leash." The person informed.

"What did you call me!" InuYasha growled.

"SIT BOY!" Rose yelled. InuYasha fell face first into the pavement. "Sorry about that." Rose apologized while grabbing some rope and tying it around InuYasha's neck.

I sighed. I knew my sanity was about to leave me and never come back. 'I wonder how Nikki is holding up right now'. I thought to myself.