Sakura: Soujiro I want a kiss

Soujiro:kisses her) there

Sakura: AH HA! YOU ARE A PERVERT!

Soujiro: All I did was kiss you after all you are my wife

Sakura: damn you're right

Disclaimer: I don't own Rurouni Kenshin ya fucking lawyers!

Chap 1 reviews:

'EndHope' wrote:

Awful. Absolutely awful.

You have no scene dividers. You showed no respect for grammar, dialogue grammar, or capitalization. Some ofthe language I don't think is appropriate for PG-13 rating in chapter2. The idea isn't terribly original, but I suppose I can't blame you that much if everyone keeps using the "Misao runs away and meets Soujiro" idea, what can I do about that?

I would recommend you rewrite it or find yourself an editor, you really need one.

Sakura: Thank you for the constructive criticism although won't let me put dividers for some reason or another so I'm sorry but I can't do that ' and I'll try more about my grammar I don't pay much attention to it -'

Tenken's amour wrote: Nice story but is this a one-shot? "

Things are too rush...

Sakura: Fixed sorry bout' that!

Anithene wrote:

Good, good, much better. But don't you think Sou saying/thinking those words are a bit too OOC? He's never cursed in the manga or anime, from Misao that's normal, but from him it isn't Other than that, it's going great so far!

Sakura: well OOC ahoy!

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" ohhhh sou-chan….." Misao cooed as she cornered the poor boy and held up a set of brand new kunai she bought at a stall on the next town over.

"uhh Misao-chan what are you going to do with those?" Soujiro stuttered

"oh these," Misao grinned at her kunai," nothing. I'm going to torture you with this"

Misao said as she put away her kunai and held up a bottle of black hair die , a case of make up and a kimono.

" I thought you looked like a girl enough so I'm gonna add to it!"

"no no no NOOOOOOOOO" Soujiro screamed as her was tied to a chair with tight metal bands.

Ten terrifying minuets later for Soujiro……..

As soon as Misao held up the mirror Soujiro cringed and Misao was jumping for joy

' finally he got that retarded smile off his face' she thought.

Soujiro further frowned. His hair was silky, black ,long, and tied in a bun. Eyeliner and long eyelashes adorned his now girlish eyes while his lips resembled a blood red

color . On top of all that he was wearing a silver kimono with a black dragon wrapping itself around the wearer. Basically he looked like a less geisha looking Yumi, but way cuter.

Seeing the look on Soujiro's face Misao rolled all over the floor laughing with tears in her eyes. Standing up and wiping her tears of laughter away she explained the little plot she had made.

" Well, Soujiro you have to wear that for 3 weeks and go around the places we visit while we travel and pretend you are a girl, AND If a guy starts to flirt with you, you have to flirt back and in 8 minuets after the conversation you have to reveal to him you are a man. And maybe if you win I'll give you a kiss "

Soujiro grit his teeth. 'I never backed out of challenges and I might get a kiss form the weasel girl too' e pondered over it and finally replied. "fine I'll play your little game……"

AT THE BAR IN THE NEXT TOWN OVER……

"Hey baby you're kinda cute"

"Hey sexy come play with us"

"(whistle)"

Soujiro couldn't take it. There was a crowd of MEN trying to flirt with him, he was just about to beat the crap outa them when he caught Misao's warning glance.

"I'm sorry you guys but I can't play but I can still talk" Soujiro was about to vomit but he said this in the most famine way as possible and walked up to one guy and started making circles around the mans chest with his finger.

" Butt it's too bad I'm gonna beat the crap outa you" Soujiro said in the deadliest tone of voice. And a manly voice. (A/N Ha reminds me of the Kaoru fighting Kamatari scene in the show)

All of the men looked shocked " Is that guy gay?" they all whispered to each other

Soujiro sweat dropped and started beating the shit outa them.

Misao on the other hand was laughing her ass off.

" This Is gonna be a looooooong and funny 3 weeks"

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Sakura: hahahhah Soujiro is a girl and a pervert (chants and hops around husband)

Soujiro: I AM NOT A GIRL OR A PERVVERT!

Sakura: okay you might not be a girl but you area pervert, you pervert

Soujiro- ………………