Jin, Anna and Nina stands in a corner, arguing.

"I still say you can't do it, Jin. It's completely impossible." Anna scoffs.

"Can too. It's really easy." Jin replies.

"Oh really?"

"Yeah. I can show you if you don't believe me."

"Alright, then. I'll sacrifice myself just to prove you wrong. Now show me you can do it."
Jin grins.

"Fine. Feel the awesome power of my... LIGHTNING SCREW!"

Jin suddenly disappears. Anna doesn't feel a thing.

"Well, that was really quick, but I don't think you ever really touched me. Hey Nina, did you feel anything? Uh, Nina...?"

Nina stares out into nothingness, shocked. Her hair is messed up and her clothes are disarranged. One of her eyelids twitches a little.

"My ass hurts..." she whimpers. Jin smiles in the other end of the room.

"I'm the man."

- -

Eddy watches Paul and Law leave the room and sigh in relief. He sits down heavily on the couch, looks around theatrically and pulls out a small plastic bag from his pocket. The DJ nods slowly with a grin and makes the thumbs-up gesture. Julia sits down next to him and wipes some imaginary sweat off her forehead. She then glances at Eddy.

"Is that what I think it is, Eddy?"

"Sure is. You want some of Eddy's personal? I call it… the MAYFLOWER!"

Julia shrugs.

"Sure. Anything to make my life a little brighter."

Eddy hands her a small cigarette and a lighter. At the same time she lights it, Lei catches sight of them and approaches slowly. Eddy notices him.

"Oh sh…! It's the cop! Julia! Hide it!" Eddy hisses and quickly puts the bag under a pillow. Julia looks around panicky and then, when she can't get up with anything better, puts the cigarette out and presses it up her nose. She coughs and quickly makes an innocent face. Lei grins at them.

"Sooo… anything fun going on?"

"Uh… no… good music." Eddy replies a little too quickly. Lei nods.

"Right. I'm not a big fan of this band myself."

"What do you mean? It's Metallica!" Julia says quietly.

Lei's face brightens.

"Metallica!" he repeats, howls and tears his shirt off. He runs away, chanting "Metallica" at the top of his lungs. Everyone stares at him while he disappears, even the DJ stops playing, just staring.

"Well, that was weird…" someone said. The music started again and everything returned to normal. Eddy gives Julia a questioning look.

"This isn't Metallica. It's the DJ's nephew's band. And…" Eddy pauses, leans closer and takes a good look at her. "You didn't just suck that cigarette up your nose, did you?"

Julia nods slowly. Very slowly.

"Oh… how does it feel?"

Julia clears her throat.

"I'm sure that I'll have a lot of fun once the headache clears."

"You just tell me when that happens, alright? This is cool!"

Julia stared right in front of herself. There is a dramatic cry from the other side of the room where Yoshimitsu attacks the still half-naked Lei.

"There we go." Julia mumbles and grins. She then gets up from the couch, points right in front of herself and screams. She tries to escape the room, still screaming.

"AAAAAHHH! OH, MY GOD, GET THEM OFF ME, GET THEM OFF ME, OH MY GOD, AAAARRRGH!"

Finally she gets out and vanishes in the depths of the house. Eddy stares after her. No one else cares, they're getting used to it. He then glances at the pillow and streaks his chin.

"Hmmmm…"

- -

Hwoarang takes a walk through Jin's amazing house. He walks down a hallway and passes a big, impressive painting of a great-great-grandfather or some of that sort. Hwoarang glances at it and then keeps walking. He stops and looks over his shoulder at it. He walks back at forth, never taking his eyes away from the scary painting. He then stops.

"Is this haunted...?" he wonders loudly. The man on the painting quickly shakes his head. Hwoarang stares blankly at it for a while before he frowns.

"Why does that turn me on?"

- -

Ogre and Dr. B drag G.J. into the kitchen. They give each other a thoughtful look at then studies G.J., who holds a beer in his hand. He stares blankly in front of himself. Dr. B. clears his throat.

"So, eh… how do you suggest we reprogram this robot?"

"Hmm… I don't know. You're the scientist here!"

"Yelling at him obviously doesn't work…"

Ogre gives G.J. a weird glance.

"Maybe we should try that again, just to be sure, you know."

"No way, I have a sore throat. Hmmm…"

Dr. B. does around him and takes a look at his back. He climbs up on his shoulders and removes a small piece of metal from his head. He takes a questioning look at all the weird buttons there.

"I think I might have found something good here. Let's see… Which one should I press first?"

Ogre grins like a brainy schoolgirl.

"Unwritten rule of technology! Red buttons are your friends!"

"Uh… yeah, whatever." Dr. B. mutters and rolls his eyes. He cracks his fingers, closes his eyes and presses a random button. G.J. jerks slightly and his right arm shoots up like a bottle rocket. Ogre raises an eyebrow.

"Nice. Bit too high though. The leg would be more… eh, 'lethal', if you know what I mean…"

Dr. B. presses another button. G.J.'s eyes widen and he suddenly opens his mouth.

"GOD SAVE THE JACK OF SPADES!" he cries loudly.

"Oh! Oh! A random sentence generator!" Dr. B. says, overjoyed. He presses it over and over.

"INSERT A WOODEN NICKEL! PLEASE LEAVE THE GREEN FERRET ALONE WITH THE ELF! YOUNG PEOPLE USES CURSING IN THEIR EVERYDAY LANGUAGE!"

Ogre stares.

"What the hell is that good for?"

Dr. B. shrugs.

"Comic relief."

"That's just scary…"

He presses yet another button. A lot of things happen, and Dr. B, in panic, starts pressing a lot of buttons randomly. Ogre stares while the robot and the old man jerks and twists around the room. He then advances to give him a hand. Dr. B. sees him coming and presses a familiar button. When Ogre gets into range, G.J's arm suddenly shoots up, giving him a killer punch on his chin. Ogre collapses on the floor and Dr. B. laughs manically.

"Take that, Mr. Don't-hate-me-because-I'm-beautiful!"

Lei come in, still without a shirt on. He walks up to the fridge, opens it and takes out a jar of pickles. He starts eating some while giving the bleeding Ogre a bored look.

"Nice hit."

"Thanks. Nice black eye you got there."

"Very god damned funny, old man. It's not my fault that Yoshimitsu is a drunken Iron Maiden fan. So have you managed to train Jack yet?"

"We're working on it, thank you very much!"

"Hang on a sec… Get off him, Boskonovitch."

Lei leave while Dr. B. puts the small sheet of metal back on G.J's head. He then comes back with a picture.

"Gun Jack? Do you hear me?"

"Positive."

"Good…" Lei said slowly and sweetly, and then showed the picture to him. Dr. B. looks away quickly.

"That's a part of Brad Pitt I never wanted to see!"

Lei suddenly looks a little flustered.

"It was taken during an, uuh… stake-out!"

"Oh."

"Yeah. Stake-out." Lei clear his throat, then turns back to G.J. He points at the unwanted sight of Brad Pitt. "Do you see this area of the human male's body?"

"Positive."

"Do you know who Paul Phoenix is?"

"Positive."

"Good." Lei look around and take up a red crayon lying on the kitchen counter.

"I want you to find Paul Phoenix and cause extreme damage to this particular area."

He draws a circle around the area on the picture, and writes a text over the ring that says "The area of which extreme damage shall be inflicted".

"Understood?"

G.J. nods.

"Positive."

"Excellent. Gun Jack! Confirm your orders!"

G.J. nods shortly, looks around and somehow manages to look menacing just doing that. He catches sight of Ogre. He walks over to the bleeding, green man. He leans down, grabs him by the throat and lifts him high up in the air. Ogre looks around wildly.

"Wazzhappenin'…?" he mumbles as G.J. retracts his other arm. Lei and Dr. B. get a dawning suspicion.

"Oh my god, is he…?"

Ogre's scream is heard all over the mansion. He collapses to the floor in a living heap of extreme pain. G.J. looks at him, bored in a proper robotic way. He then turns back to Lei.

"Orders carried out."

"No, no, no. I mean yes. Those were your orders… now go carry out your orders on Paul!"

G.J. stares blankly at him for a while, before he finally turns around and leaves. Lei and Dr. B. looks at each other in a puzzled way.

"That was unusually easy, wasn't it?"

"Yeah… and fun too!"

Ogre whimpers on the floor.

"They both hurt me so much…"

Lei and Dr. B. grins in such an identically evil way that anyone could mistake them to be family.

"Let's kick him!"

"Yeah!"