Alright, it's been a while, but here's another chapter. Feel for it.
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Paul rolls his eyes at Nina.
"Would you stop asking? I'm not interested!"
Nina blinks seductivly at him.
"Oh, come on… you've taken every other woman here! Why stop now?"
"Yeah, but they're like, 'No Paul! Don't do it!'. And then, once I get started, they say 'Yes Paul! Go on!'. You see, that's what interesting. I don't like chicks who try to lure me into raping them. You want to sue me, don't you?"
Nina frowns slightly and then smiles. She backs away from Paul.
"Eew! You're so disgusting! Get away from me!" she says with the acting skills of a bike. Paul looks away and pretends he's not talking to her at all. Anna suddenly appears out of nowhere.
"Nina, you're such a whore…" she sighs.
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Jin leans against the wall, looking slightly bored. People are talking to, laughing at and insulting each other wherever he looks. He gives Paul an angry glance, simply because Nina is all over him. Anna stands beside her, swaying slightly with a bored look on her face too. He sighs and gives them a shred of privacy when Yoshimitsu enters the conversation. He is startled by King, standing right next to him.
"Pretty nice party. Mostly because of the almost endless supply of beer."
"Yeah. It was pretty cheap too."
"Oh? Why?"
"I know some people, who know some people who know some Danish who knows a Danish brewer that dropped some kind of dirty dog in it."
King looks down on the beer with a disgusted look on his face. Of course, no one knew that. His mask looked angrily at the beer. He then shrugs and drinks some more.
"Nice taste though."
"Yep. It was a relatively small dog."
"So… everyone is here now?"
"Yeah… I think so…"
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Meanwhile, on some weird tropical island…
A group of large lizards chants in their odd lizard tongue:
"GON! GON! GON! GON!"
Gon moves his small arms very slowly, trying to open a nice envelope.
"Careful…careful… and… NO!"
Everyone stares in horror at the envelope on the floor. One small lizard starts crying.
"Gon! You idiot! It took hours to get it off the floor!" another one yells angrily.
"Fine, fine… I'll do it myself." Gon mutters, gets down on the floor and desperately tries to catch it with his tongue, making weird sounds while doing so.
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"So, uh…" King continues. "Maybe we should do some kind of activity? Like limbo or something?"
Jin glares darkly at him.
"How about some Paul vs. King wrestling? In cooking oil!"
King gasps.
"NO!"
"Good, then shut up."
"You're evil!"
Jin seems to realize something and looks around.
"Speaking of evil… where's Heihachi?"
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"YAARGH!"
Heihachi once again stops trying to get away from the keg of beer and just lie still. He sighs deeply and starts drumming his other fingers at the floor. He starts humming slightly. Within minutes…
"I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT!" he 'scream-sings' loudly.
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"Eh. Who cares?" Jin then says half to himself and drinks some more beer. King nods and follows his example. They stand there for a while, simply looking around. King suddenly sighs.
"Aw, man. I can't believe Nina is trying to get it on with Paul…"
"Yeah. It's pretty disgusting."
King nods, drinks the rest of his beer and exhales loudly.
"I'm going over there for a three-some!"
King proudly leaves and walks towards them. Jin stares out into nothing, shocked beyond words. Xiaoyu appears out of nowhere.
"Jin!" she squeaks happily. "Can you make me a margarita?"
"You're too young to drink."
"Shut up or I'll… I'll… oh…"
She runs to a window, tears it open and throws up violently. Mokujin, who is still in the couch, gives her a wondering look. She doesn't see it. He stands up again and wipes her mouth. Jin frowns.
"If you're already drunk, why do you ask me to make it worse?"
"I'm not drunk."
"Uh… are you nauseous then?"
Xiaoyu blushes.
"I think I'm pregnant." She looks up. "Law! I'm looking at you!"
Law, who was sleeping on a chair, wakes up. He wipes the drool off his cheek and looks around.
"What? Where am I? What did I do?"
"Oh, what DIDN'T you do, damn pervert!"
Jin tries to picture what she implies in his head, but some kind of blockade in his brain prevents him from doing so. He witnesses Anna running crying from the room. Yoshimitsu laughs. Long and hard.
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Meanwhile, Ogre crawls from the kitchen. He sobs quietly, one hand still cupping his 'sensitive area'. He looks around and quickly starts making his way up the stairs.
"Must… hide… the shame!" he wheezes to himself and manages to open one of the mechanical doors. It leads into a closet. He hides himself under a huge coat and sighs in relief.
"No one will ever know…"
"Know what?" an all too familiar voice asks him. Ogre gasps.
"Anna! By the Gods, no!"
He leaps towards the door…
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Bryan wanders around, still stuck in his personal cloud of beer surrounding his head. He giggles every now and then, seeing magical things for his eyes only. He notes a door that strange sounds come from. Bryan stands there for a while, perfectly still, before a huge smile cracks his face in two.
"It's SANTA!" he cries and makes an attempt to open the door and rush down the stairs. And, to his surprise, it worked. The lock snaps away and the door swung in leaving Bryan without the resistance he expected. He screams loudly as he rolls down the stairs and hits the main power level. It made a fruitless attempt at first to simply join his spine in their downward spiral into oblivion, when it doesn't work it simply changes position. From 'ON' to 'OFF'. Bryan grits his teeth and growls.
"My God it hurts…"
A pair of evil eyes spots him in the dark.
"Hello… Bryan Fury…" Heihachi semi-hisses at him.
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…and Ogre slams his face into the solid face of the door. He rubs his nose.
"What the…?" he grumbles. He touches the door and clears his throat.
"Uh… door open? Open up?" he says, afterwards trying a lot of words in ancient Aztec language. He then curses it in the same language.
"Hey… the music is gone. And the light won't work in here. There must be a problem with the power or something…" Anna says, trying to explain the obvious.
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The DJ leans towards Mokujin.
"Hey, woody. Got a battery?"
Mokujin does nothing for a moment, he then presents a battery, origin unknown. The DJ takes it.
"Thanks dude. You rock."
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The music returns with unaltered strength. Anna shrugs.
"Ok, so no power problem…"
Ogre scratches the back of his neck. He feels uncomfortable. And extremely much so. He tries to teleport himself out of the closet with willpower alone. He feels Anna's hand on his shoulder.
"This might be fate, you know…"
He spins around quickly and puts his hands on her shoulders.
"Anna! Don't touch me, I…"
He pauses, staring out into the darkness. He moves his fingers slowly.
"Anna, these aren't your shoulders, right? It's so soft…"
Anna doesn't say anything for a while.
"You don't get out much, do you?"
"Well… I have been stuck in a temple for ever."
No one says anything for a while.
"I feel like I'm doing something wrong here."
"Oh, no you're not…"
"No really, I… By the Gods! What are you doing!"
"It's a secret of the women."
"Please don't stop…"