G.J. stands in the living room, his eyes fixed upon the target. The picture of Brad Pitt was still fresh in his mind. He narrows his eyes and growls very robotically. The area of which extreme pain would be inflicted upon was in deep trouble. He clenches his fist and his eyes turn red. He raises his hand.

"DESTROY!" he cries out and brings his fist of extremely painful destruction down. The juices of the victim splattered all over the place and the table broke in four pieces. Every sound in the room stopped. Jin came in through the door and stared.
"NO! Not my expensive and extremely rare red marble table!"

G.J. turned to Lei with a strangely humanlike grin on his face.

"Mission completed!"

Lei looked at G.J's fist and then at the table. The squished remains of the banana and the two oranges looked very… squishy. Some parts of them dripped off G.J's hand. Lei rolled his eyes.

"Whatever, Jack. Good for you. Now go do something else, okay?"

He then leaves the room as the activity begins again. Hwoarang slowly approaches G.J., who was still grinning in that strangely human way.

"Hey, Jack." He purrs. G.J. glances at him.

"I just have to ask you something..." he says quietly, almost looking a bit embarassed. "There seems to be a lot of un-human relationships right now, you know? And scientists probably don't get a lot of the good stuff. So... have you ever, you know... been screwed?"

G.J. looks blankly at him before he nods.

"This unit has been screwed a total of 560 times."

Hwoarang stares at him.

"Wow, that's quite a lot. You must be well-equipped or something!"

G.J. points at his hand.

"Unit has been screwed here, and here, and here, and here..."

Hwoarang rolls his eyes.

"Oh, you mean screwed-screwed. You almost had me there."

- -

Jin stands with Law in the kitchen, moaning about the rare table. Law shrugs.

"I'm sure you can get it fixed somewhere…"

Jin sighs.

"You think?"

"Yeah! Don't worry about it. Seriously."

Jin shakes his head.

"I just don't understand why Lei would want that damn machine to break my table! What did I ever do to him?"

"Well, there's all the painful stuff in the tournament and… stuff."

"Oh."

They start talking about happy memories from the tournament and realize they're not as happy as they think. No one of them notices Hwoarang entering the kitchen. Jin clears his throat.

"Hey, Law… about Xiaoyu. You didn't really…?"

Law looks a bit uncomfortable.

"Well, um…"

Jin gasps.

"My God! Law, she's just 16!"

Law scratches the back of his neck.

"I guess I was drunk and… hey! Wait a minute! I'm gay! It couldn't have been me!"

"But… who was it then?"

Law narrows his eyes and glances at Jin.
"It was YOU, wasn't it!"

Jin rolls his eyes.

"Oh, come on! I've been here for months! I won't go to China just for her. She's not even that good looking."

They both nod.
"We'll have to solve this mystery!"

Hwoarang picks the picture of Brad Pitt up. He stares at it for a while. Law and Jin see him. He sees them. He doesn't put the picture down. They stare at each other for a while, quietly. Hwoarang frowns.

"Why does this turn me on?"

Jin looks really disgusted. Law just keeps staring.

"Hwoarang, you've got issues."

Hwoarang looks down on the ground.

"Yeah…"

Eddy wanders into the kitchen.

"Yo Jin! You got some of those chicken wings?"

"No. I don't believe in eating chicken."

Eddy is about to leave, when the drugs kick in. He turns around, slowly.

"You don't?"

"No."

"You can't force your beliefs on me, dude! Give me some damn chicken!"

"No!"

"Fascist!"

Jin's eyes narrows to slits.

"May the devil take you, Eddy!" he hisses at him. Hwoarang looks up.

"Who? Me?"

"No, idiot! Eddy!"

Hwoarang glares at Eddy.

"Yeah, Eddy! Take us all!"

Everyone stares openly at Hwoarang. Eddy finally crosses his arms over his chest.

"Eddy don't take... I give." He says in a very strange way.

"So you will give us?" Law asks with some hopes.

"To who?" Jin asks, trying desperately to get the sexual stuff out of the conversation.

"How can you give us?"

Eddy starts massaging his temples.

"I have NO idea what you're saying."

"Seriously Eddy, please give us. At least me!" Law says happily. Eddy gives him a bored look.

"I'm tired..." he mutters and wanders away. Jin glares at Law.

"No gay stuff in my kitchen!"

"Sorry."

- -

Lei stands outside, holding one of his cigarettes. He looks around, slightly bored. He sees the party hat on the stone lion. He raises an eyebrow and shakes his head. He hears something grunting in the bushes. The pervert in him wakes to life and he sneaks closer. He carefully moves a branch to the side and sees…

…Panda. He sighs. He was never much for the farm animal action either. Kuma sits next to her, looking flustered in the strange bear-way. He offers her a bouquet of strange flowers. Lei, also being a hopeless romance freak, secretly wish Panda to take the bouquet, run off with Kuma and live happily ever after. To the males' dismay, she doesn't even notice the flowers. Kuma pokes her carefully. She turns her head towards him, sits like that for a few seconds and then accepts the bouquet. Lei smiles warmly and was about to leave when Kuma does the old yawning trick. He puts his arm over her shoulders. She immediately breaks free, yells at him in a strange panda-way and slaps him. She then storms away. Lei give Kuma a sympathetic look.

"You had something going there."

Kuma growls at him and punches him. Lei collapse on the ground, cupping his sensitive area, trying desperately to breathe. Kuma then storms off. Lei watch him leave.

"You… bastard!" he hisses. Someone suddenly breaks out in roaring laughter behind him. He looks over his shoulder and sees Julia. Her hair is a complete mess, her eyes are red and she appears to have a plastic hippo on her head.

"A bear!" she screams and keeps laughing, probably still high as a house. Lei roll his eyes and try to get up. He gives up and looks up at the starry sky.

"Damn you, world…"

Julia goes into the house, still laughing. King suddenly crashes though a window, killing some rose shrubs when he lands. He gets up, brushes glass off himself and shakes his fist at the window.

"YOU KEEP HIM, NINA!" he roars at the window. Lei give him a puzzled look. King notices him and seems to be a little embarrassed.

"Paul was more interested in me. And, uh… I didn't want to, you know…"

"Well, I didn't want to know, thank you."

"Right. What are you doing out here?"

"Kuma punched me."

No one says anything. King finally coughs silently.

"Uh… why?"

"Because Panda slapped him."

"It sounds like you had a lot of fun out here."

"Shut up, Kitty!"

"Hehehe, must've been really…" King seems to finally understand what Lei called him. "Kitty!"

"Yeah!" Lei snarl at him. "I called you Kitty. What are you going to do about it, Kitty!"

King crosses his arms and smirks inside his mask.

"Punish you most severely…" he says in a dangerously soft voice.

- -

"And… and then my wife left meeeee…" Bryan howls in the basement, sobbing violently between the words. He swings the beer around dangerously with his other hand. Heihachi nods slowly.

"Yes, women can be a bother at times. Have another beer."

"And that's when I joined Rammstein, or how the hell you pro… pro… say it… But they told me to leave becaushe I washn't GERMAN! But I'm German, right 'yashi?"

"Of course you a-"

"I CAN SHWEAR IN GERMAN TOO! Scheishe… scheesee. Cheeshe. See!"

"Yeah." Heihachi states, bored with everything he can think of. "Have another beer now, Bryan."

"I mean… it'sh not like they're profshinals of whatever…" he suddenly giggles. Heihachi shakes his head slowly, now losing the little shreds of respect he still had for Bryan.

"Right."

Bryan sobs one last protesting time and they're both quiet.

"And then I got a dog…"

"Don't you know anyone else who can get me out of here?" Heihachi finally asks.

- -

Julia staggers into the hallway, giggling silently to herself.

"A… bear…" she mumbles. At the very same time, Yoshimitsu comes out of the living room. He spots her and grins. He always grins when he sees Julia. Or anyone else.

"Hey! You fake Indian white Chinese…" he says loudly. She is startled and looks around frantically.

"Yeah! You! Has anyone ever told you how HORRIBLE your clothes are? Seriously. And your name is just stupid. Did your mother even think about the fact that you would shame it for the rest of your life? I feel sorry for everyone named Julia, except you. If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never ever EVER leave my house again! Why-"

He could've kept yelling at her until she was crying, like he did with Anna, if he only didn't trip on the carpet. He falls violently to the floor, and to Julia's great horror, his head comes loose and slides away from him. She glances at his decapitated body, expecting a large pool of blood and a twitching body. She gasps.

"By Mother Nature! You're cute! A cute Japanese!"

Yoshimitsu gets up and glares at her.

"How DARE you… I…" he begins, but then touches his face. He looks around on the floor.

"Damn that thing…"

"It was just a mask! All this time I thought you really were so hideous!"

"Don't look at me! Stop it!"

Julia grins widely, staggering towards him like a zombie.

"Cute japaneeeseeee!" she moans. He tries to back away, but forgot the fact that he was completely hammered. He falls backwards and drags her along in the fall. They stay like that for a moment or two.

"Yeah, you like that, don't you bitch?" Julia mumbles. Yoshimitsu clears his throat.

"I still don't like it when you look at me. Or your clothes."

Julia feels his hands on her skirt. She giggles quietly.

"Let go!"

"Never! They belong to me now!"

- -

"Seriously! Do you know someone who can get us out!" Heihachi growls. Bryan grins.

"Shuuure I do…"

He goes to the stairs, takes a deep breath and shouts:

"EEEEEEEEDDYYYYY!"

- -

Eddy sleeps heavily on the couch, drooling slightly. His right hand twitches a bit. He suddenly sits up.

"BRYAN!" he gasps. "Hang on, buddy! I'm coming for you!"

He runs around the house, aimless at first, but finally spots the basement door. He smiles victoriously.
"Don't worry Bryan! I'll save you!" he takes a few steps back. "THE CAPOEIRA WAY!" he then screams and run as fast as he can towards the door.