Alright! This is the very final chapter! Hope this thing brought giggles to you and your loved ones. Thanks for the reviews! And all you who didn't and won't review, you still don't suck as much as you should.

EARLY SATURDAY AFTERNOON

Yoshimitsu opens his eyes slowly. Very slowly. Small leprechauns are banging their small leprechaun hammers against his head. To make a long story short, he has a bad headache. He sits up, looking around. He suddenly notices that he is naked.

"Good morning lover…" someone beside him says. He shrieks and leaps out of bed, grabbing the bed sheets to cover himself with. He gives Julia a wild stare.

"Who the hell are you!"

Julia smiles at him.

"So… you don't remember?"

Yoshimitsu frowns.

"I have a weird feeling that I should…"

Julia gets a slightly disappointed look on her face.

"Yeah, I think so too… we did some wild stuff."

"Really?"

A pair of hands appears at the edge of the bed. Xiaoyu crawls out from beneath the bed. She has some minor bruises on her face. She stares at Yoshimitsu.

"'Be my lollipop?' Yoshimitsu, you're disgusting!"

He stares back at her.

"I didn't…?"

She gets a disgusted look on her face.

"God damn it no!" she says loudly and leaves the room. Yoshimitsu glances at Julia.

"So we…?"

"Yes."

"Just the two of us?"

"I think so, yeah."

"Did anyone else see us?"

They don't say anything for a while. After a few seconds, they look at a corner. G.J. sits there, a red light flashing at the side of his head.

"Damn it! Initialize camouflage!" a voice says. G.J. looks around quickly, takes the hat off a lamp and puts it on his head.

"Seriously!" The voice says again.

G.J. stands up and appears to make an attempt to become as lamp-like as possible. Yoshimitsu and Julia looks at each other, and then shrugs.

"So, uh… did you like it?" Yoshimitsu asks carefully. Julia nods.

"Did I like it?"

"Oh yes you did."

"Ah…"

He gets a smug look on his face.

"Want to do it again?"

She looks shocked and then throws a pillow at him.

"You pig!" she snarls at him and leaves. Yoshimitsu stands there for a while, still a little stunned. He smiles widely.

"I can't believe it! I nailed Julia! Wait until I tell my pals on the net about this…" he pauses. "But first…"

He then doubles over and throws up on the floor.

"Ugh, I hate hangovers." He grumbles when he's done. He looks around for his clothes, to no avail. He can't even find his mask. He glances at the door.

"Uh… Julia?" he calls and follows her, still only dressed in bed sheets.

Jin coughs and tries to get up from the floor. His back hurts, for some strange reason. He looks around. Law sleeps on the kitchen counter, his head resting on a very sickening plate full of cheese. Hwoarang sleeps leaning against the side of the table. Jin scratches his head, not noticing the remains of potato chips cascading off him. He walks slowly and carefully out into the living room. Mokujin is still in the couch and the DJ is nowhere to be found. Jin gives Mokujin a strange look.

"You've been there all night?" he mumbles. Mokujin nods. Jin looks around with his eyes narrowed down to slits. He feels horrible.

"You don't have any Aspirin, do you?"

Mokujin sits quietly for a while before he stretches out his hand. Jin takes the two small pills.

"Thanks buddy."

He walks out into the hall. He looks down and takes Yoshimitsu's head up. He stares blankly at it for a while, before he puts his hand over his mouth.

"Oh. Dear. God. Someone killed Yoshimitsu."

Seconds after he said it, Julia storms down the stair, wearing only some of Jin's bed sheets. Jin stares with his eyes as wide as they could get. In his current state, it's less than normal size.

"My mother gave me that. Don't run away with it." He mumbles in protest. Julia glares at him.

"Well, your mother will probably be happy that bed - AND the sheets – finally saw some action!" she hisses before she tears the door open and walks away. Yoshimitsu comes down the stairs.

"Julia?" he calls. "I really need my clothes now!"

"Who the hell are you?" Jin asks him. Yoshimitsu gives him a dark look and sees the mask in his hands. He snatches it and puts it on, Jin couldn't really see how. He raises his eyebrows.

"Yoshimitsu? That was your face?"

He rolls his eyes.

"No, it was Harrison Ford's face, you idiot."

"But wait, you're Yoshimitsu… that's my mother's sheets… Julia wore them too… oh God."

Jin closes his eyes, rubs his temples and sighs.

"In my bed? How will I ever be able to sleep there again?"

"You don't have to. Julia! At least show me where my sword is!"

Yoshimitsu goes out of the front door, following Julia down the road. Jin closes the door and tries to forget them ever mentioning what had just taken place in his bed. He looks up and sees Xiaoyu coming down the stairs. She looks a bit pale.

"Don't go into the bathroom, Jin. You really don't want to see it."

Jin shakes his head.

"There are horrible things all over the place… who talked me into this!"

"It was your idea."

"Shut up."

Xiaoyu comes down and gives him a little hug.

"Thanks for it, Jin. Let's do it again some time! I've got to go now, got to get home by tomorrow. Bye!"

And she's gone. Jin closes the door again. He waits there for a few minutes, trying to see if someone else would show up. He finally decides to go upstairs to see exactly how messed up his bedroom is. As he goes towards it, he spots a closet door. The green light isn't on. He dimly wonders why someone would lock a closet and opens it again. An extremely naked Ogre leaps out, clinging to Jin.

"JIN!" he says in a strangely high-pitched voice. "You won't believe it! It was Anna, and… she… we… she did wonderful, filthy things to me! She's taken my purity away from me! I'm sorry I sullied your holy ground!"

Jin stares at the closet and sighs.

"If you 'sullied' my leather trench coat, I'll kill you." He mutters under his breath. Ogre doesn't notice.

"...and she just didn't care! I… I… I must clean myself!" he screeches and runs off towards the bathroom. Jin looks down on Anna. She smiles faintly and waves at him.

"I don't know quite how to feel right now." Jin states.

"Your entire house is aphrodisiac, Jin. Can I stay here for a while?"

Jin looks blankly at her and closes the door. He goes on towards the bedroom, dreading the worst. He looks inside and sees an almost perfect bedroom. Just the bed looked like a battlefield. He sighs in relief and sits down on the bed. He spots G.J. standing in the corner.

"Shit! Hide, damn you, hide!" a voice says. He squeezes against the wall. Jin gets up and leaves. He goes down the stairs. A light flashes in his eyes.

"OH GOD!" he howls, covers his eyes and falls down the remaining steps. Law takes the picture from the camera and shakes it.

"Unexpected pictures are the best, you know. Even when the target is hung-over beyond words."

Jin looks up at him.

"I don't own a Polaroid camera. Where did you get that?"

"Kitchen." Law says, shrugs and hands him the picture. It looks slightly like the newly awakened koalas you see on Animal Planet.

"I'll keep it close to my heart." He says dryly. The door opens. Law spins around and takes a picture before seeing who is there. When they see who it is, they both stare, their eyes and mouths wide open. Law slowly takes the picture and shakes it just as slowly. In the doorway is King, holding a pink leash. In the other end of the leash is Lei, wearing a disturbing Catwoman outfit, fake whiskers and make-up. He looks very, very sad. King gives the leash a tug.

"Say it."

Lei look down on the ground and mumble something.

"Louder!" King snarls at him.

"I…love…kitty-cats." He says, barely loud enough to make out the words.

"Atta boy! Let's go down-town to proclaim your newfound love to the world, shall we?" King leans towards Jin and Law. "He called me Kitty. I'm punishing him."

"Oh." They both whisper. King and Lei turns around and leaves. Jin is about to close the door, but he notices that Lei is wearing high-heel boots. Jin and Law stares at his unnatural movements for a moment.

"How gay." Jin points out and closes the door. They look at each other once the door is closed. Jin snatches the picture and put it in his pocket.

"Blackmailing. Shouldn't you get home?"

"I'm waiting for Paul to wake up. He drives me everywhere, you know."

"He didn't take you here."

Law seems to be about to argue with him, when he realizes it's true.

"Yeah… how strange."

They're silent for a while.

"Coffee?" Jin offers.

"Latte?"

"I didn't say gay coffee, did I? Just plain coffee."

Ogre stumbles towards the bedroom, mumbling strange things to himself. He tears the door open and rushes inside. He trips on the furry carpet and collapses into the bathtub. He tries to get up, but feels a hand on his lower back.

"So… I don't have to chase you." A masculine voice purrs.
"Paul!" Ogre gasps. "NO!"

He tries desperately to get out of the bathtub, but somehow Paul manages to keep him down. He pulls the shower drapes, covering the unholy act up. Ogre's final, agonized scream wakes Nina up. She was sleeping under a pile of old towels. She stretches and grimaces when her butt ache returns. She gets up and gives the shower drapes a questioning look. She then shrugs and decides it's better to be safe than sorry. She gets out and meets up with Anna in the hallway. They stare at each other for a while before they gasp simultaneously.

"You WHORE!" they both say at the exact same time. They frown at each other.

"What do you mean? All I did was to wake Ogre's sleeping lusts…"

"I have been chasing Paul for months, I think I deserved that…"

"…you have no right to call me that because I enjoy the company of 'starving' men…"

"…is it my fault that my lover has also been every one else's lover? I…"

"You…!"

"We…!"

"I…!"

They finally run out of stupid things to say. They both look a little embarrassed.

"So, uh… was he any good?" Nina asks very quietly.

"Yeah. I don't think he's done it in decades."

"Huh… any special Aztec sex things?"

"There was one thing, but I had to promise not to tell anyone."

"Bummer."

"But I did introduce him to my special Irish thing. You know what, right?"

"The thing with the thumb and his toes?"

"No, the other one."

"Oh, that. Did he like it?"

Anna grins and nods. Nina copies her moves. Anna scratches the back of her neck.

"So… did you get what you expected?"

"Well, no… He did just what Jin did to me a little earlier. I should've kept King around to see if that had made it more interesting."

"King? I bet he's a tiger in the sack."

They laugh weakly at the equally weak joke. They finally run out of reasons to laugh. Anna clears her throat.

"Do I smell coffee?" Nina asks. Anna nods. "Let's go down and ask for a cup or two."

They go towards the stairs.

"God, my ass hurts!" Nina hisses.

Jin stands in the doorway, waving to the crowd of people. Hwoarang, Anna and Nina were walking towards the city, hoping to catch a bus somewhere. Paul and Law were as usually taking Paul's motorcycle back to Law's place. Ogre, Dr. B., Eddy, Bryan and Heihachi was nowhere to be found. Mokujin had disappeared while everyone was drinking coffee. Jin closes the door and sighs in relief. He looks around and smiles. There isn't very much to clean up. He goes into the living room. A pair of feet sticks up from behind the couch. Jin rolls his eyes and checks who it is. The DJ's bloodshot eyes look up at him.

"Yo… bitch!" he manages to say, just very slowly. Jin takes his hand and pulls him to his feet.

"You have to leave now."

The DJ grimaces.

"Not so loud… please…" he mumbles, packs his stuff and walks, also extremely slowly, towards the door. Jin looks around. He shrugs and leaves the living room in the state of horrifying untidiness. He wonders for a moment where everyone is. Just as the thought passes through his mind, the basement door opens. Heihachi comes out and gives Jin a murder glare.

"You punk." He mutters. "Because of you and your fancy ass doors, I had to spend all night in the basement with a dislocated arm and these two dimwits."

Eddy and Bryan come up, laughing like never before. They talk to each other in a strange, slurred way. They say something to Jin, loudly, and then proceed towards the door, laughing even harder. Jin grins at Heihachi.

"I understand your pain."

"Shut up and get me to a hospital!"

"No way."

"Fine… You drive like a red-headed fat chick anyway."

He tries to push towards Jin's shoulder as he passes, but forgets that was his dislocated one. He screams loudly and falls to the floor. Jin glances at him and leaves him there.

"FINE! Walk away! You do that! I never liked you anyway!" Heihachi roars. He gets up to his feet and goes out, taking the car keys with him. Jin goes back to the kitchen and sits down, thinking.

"Just me, Ogre and the weird doctor here now. I wonder where they are." He says to himself. He hears steps coming down the stairs and looks out. Ogre comes down. Extremely. Slowly. He stares out into his own personal universe and has a facial expression resembling that of a goldfish. Jin raises an eyebrow.

"Ogre? What's wrong?"

Ogre stops at the end of the stairs, just standing there. He still stares at nothing.

"Ogre?"

A muscle near the corner of his mouth twitches. He opens his mouth.

"…Paul…" he whispers and walks in a strange way towards the door. Jin gives him a sympathetic look and then forgets all about him. He leans back against the back of the chair.

"Let's see…" he said to himself. "Yoshimitsu and Julia ran off with my mother's bed sheets, someone threw up in my bedroom, Heihachi got locked inside the basement, my living room looks horrible, there's no beer left, my cheese is ruined and people had sex all over the place."

He nods slowly, looks up at the roof and frowns.

"What a horrible, fricking night."

Dr. B. wakes up and looks around. The only thing he sees is trees. All over the place. He guesses that he is, in fact, in a forest. He tries to move, just to find that he can't. He looks down and sees that he's taped to a tree and gagged with a pine cone and some more tape. It's very uncomfortable. He looks around again and suddenly Mokujin pops up out of nowhere. Dr. B. mumbles something. Mokujin cocks his head to one side and gives him a curious look.

"Mrrgh!" Dr. B. growls. Somehow Mokujin manages to smile evilly. He shows the doctor the small stick he's holding. The doctor sees it and shakes his head. He tries to scream loudly as Mokujin starts poking him…