Title: Return of the 50 Foot Eyesores
Summary: (Sequel to 'Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores) When Ravenwing and ShockStar's long lost sister kidnaps Tri Blade and Waverider for revenge, it's up to a handful of Decepticons to save them...or else.
Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers or the characters...however, Tri Blade is my char and Waverider, Rica, and Mogli belong to Jaken's Angel.
Author's Notes: I apologize if this chapter seems rushed and pointless. -.- I have made a bad habit of doing that. Thanks so much for the reviews! Hopefully this chapter will have more humor than the first one.
------(Chapter Two: How Bamboozling!)
When Waverider came back online she found herself inside a cave, shackled to one of the stone walls. It was absolutely freezing and she knew it had to be an effect WindFang had on her. After all, space was colder than any place on Earth and temperature had never bothered her before. She instantly decided she didn't like being cold. Her alloy flesh stung and it felt as though all the energon in her body had frozen solid...it was not a good feeling.
She glanced up and saw Tri Blade was cuffed to the wall across from her. His legs were crossed and there was a scuff mark on his silver cheek. She could see a thin trail of energon dripping down from his lip and it looked like it had frozen.
"What happened to you?" Waverider asked, quietly.
Tri Blade lifted his gaze from the floor and stared at her.
"I had a disagreement with Terror Ray and he smacked me," he said with a shrug.
"Disagreement? About what?"
"We argued. He would not believe me when I told him we did not kill ShockStar and Ravenwing. He said that Ravenwing would never harm her sister and ShockStar would never trip even if a human threw a rock at her."
Chuckling, Waverider leaned back against the stone wall.
"And were are our captors now?" She asked.
"I am not sure...WindFang was not here when I came online and I have not seen Terror Ray since our argument."
"Ah, well then...Any idea how we get out of here?"
"No. They have obviously removed our weapons..." Tri Blade looked down at were his flamethrower would have been and frowned.
It was then Waverider noticed the blaster on her wrist was gone and so was the cannon that had been strapped to her left shoulder.
"...I am cold," Waverider said, banging her head back against the stone wall.
"So am I," Tri Blade muttered. "I don't like being cold."
"Neither do I."
"Do you think they noticed we're gone yet?"
"Um...I dunno," Waverider admitted. "Surly Cyclonus has."
"All I know is that if they don't show up to save us, I am going to severely hurt them," Tri Blade said.
"How blunt of you."
"Don't tell me you aren't going to do the same!"
She smirked a bit. "They'll come...I hope."
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"Waverider, Tri Blade, we're back!" Wheeljack called.
"Where are they?" Starscream asked.
"More importantly, why didn't they warp down to help us?" Sideways said, looking around. "We did tell Waverider to meet us, didn't we?"
"Hmm..." Demolisher frowned. "There's no sign of them."
"MOGLI!" They all turned around and saw Tidal Wave holding his beloved Mini-con in the palm of his hand.
The small Transformer was unconscious but it looked as though he was slowly waking up. His red visor suddenly lit up and he jumped his feet, frantically waving his arms about and beeping rapidly.
Megatron listened and his optics widened when he finally understood what the panicked Mini-con was saying. He snatched Mogli from Tidal Wave's hand and all but crushed him in his strong grip.
"What do you mean they're gone?!" He snarled, scowling at him.
"Beep...wheedle...BEEP!" The Mini-con shrieked.
"THEY WERE WHAT?!" Megatron and Cyclonus exclaimed in unison.
"What did he say?" Wheeljack asked.
"Tri Blade and Waverider have been kidnapped," Starscream translated.
Cyclonus grabbed Mogli and shook him. "Who took them?! Was it WindFang?! WAS IT?!"
"Cyclonus!" Tidal Wave scolded, snatching the now frightened Mini-con away from him. "Tidal Wave does not appreciate you attacking our son!"
There was a pause and everyone stared at him. Starscream could have sworn he heard a cricket chirping in the background.
"...Just ask the slaggin' Mini-con who took Waverider," Demolisher said.
"Beep, beep!"
"So it was WindFang!" Megatron hissed. "Does Waverider still have that experimental tracking device we gave her?"
"She should," Demolisher answered.
"Good. Thrust, see if you can find them. NOW."
"Yes, sir!" Thrust immediately got to work.
Five minutes later, he had located Waverider and Tri Blade.
"Where are they?" Megatron demanded.
Starscream leaned over Thrust and looked at the screen.
"That's Antarctica. Alexis told me there are very few humans there...So it's no wonder that's where they chose their hideout to be."
"I don't care why they chose it!" Megatron snapped. "Just send the coordinates to warp room!"
"Lord Megatron, with all do respect...I don't think you, Starscream, Thrust, or Cyclonus should go," Sideways said.
"And why not?"
"Remember what happened when ShockStar and Ravenwing were around? What if you end like that again? What good will you be?"
Sighing heavily, Megatron slumped down into his throne.
"I suppose you're right..." He lifted his optics to Sideways, Wheeljack, Tidal Wave, and Demolisher. "But if you fail to bring them back you are going wish you were never created! NOW GO!"
"Me thinks he's worried about Tri Blade," Demolisher said, as they headed to the warp room.
"Like he's ever going to admit that," Wheeljack snorted.
"Whatever. Let's just get them back here before Megatron kills us," Sideways said.
"Can Mogli come, too?" Tidal Wave asked.
"Uh..." Demolisher glanced back at him. "Sure."
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WindFang walked across the arctic desert and the snow falling around her made her look even more beautiful. Despite the fact she was so tall and heavy, she barely left footprints in the snow. She sauntered into the cave and saw that Tri Blade and Waverider were awake. Smiling, she walked up to them, her movements swift and graceful.
"I see you're awake," she said, her voice echoing off the stone walls.
"Congratulations, you're not blind!" Waverider said, sarcastically.
She huffed and folded her arms over her large chest.
"Why aren't we dead already?" Waverider asked. "If you want revenge for your sisters, why didn't you just kill us back at the base?"
"Trust me...It was temping," WindFang said with a dramatic sigh. "But I have plans for you two."
"Really?" Waverider mocked interest. "And what, pray tell, are your plans?"
"I'll tell you in time!" Then she pranced out of the cave.
"She is unpleasantly pleasant," Tri Blade said, twitching. He suddenly sneezed. "Gah, slag it's cold!"
Waverider shivered a bit and uttered a small hiss. She shifted into a more comfortable position and drew her legs to her chest.
"I hope the others get here soon," she said, frowning. "I miss Cyclonus..."
Tri Blade scowled. "How can you stand that?"
"Stand what? Being his bond mate?"
"No! How can you stand romance at all?"
"Huh? But I thought you liked Megatron..."
"I do!" Tri Blade said, blushing a bit. He shook his head and his cheeks returned to their normal colour. "But romance is for the weak minded."
"Well, excuse me!" Waverider said, fiddling with her shackles.
He sighed. "Okay, I'm sorry. You and I both know I'm not normally mean. It's WindFang's fault!"
"I believe you," Waverider said. "So...What do we do until someone comes to save us?"
"...1,000 bottles of energon on the wall, 1,000 bottles of energon. You take one down, pass it around, 999 bottles of energon on the wall!"
"...Forget I ask!" She groaned.
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"I don't like this place!" Wheeljack complained.
"None of us do, so quite whining!" Sideways snapped.
"Stop fighting, you're frightening Mogli!" Tidal Wave said.
Demolisher glanced back at Wheeljack and Tidal Wave. "I don't get it," he said.
"Get what?" Wheeljack asked.
"Last time we dealt with Transformers like these, you two disappeared. Why didn't you this time?"
Sideways looked around the frozen wilderness. "Simple. WindFang and Terror Ray aren't looking for a perfect world like the other ones were. They just want revenge."
"Oh..." Demolisher nodded. "That makes sense.
"How are we supposed to find them in this blizzard?!" Wheeljack exclaimed.
Sideways scowled. "Don't ask me! Wait...do you hear that?"
"Hear what?" Demolisher asked.
"It sounds like...singing!" Sideways said.
"Oh, dear Primus, please tell me it isn't WindFang!" Wheeljack groaned.
"No, it isn't...Follow me!" Sideways took off and the others followed. "It's getting louder! It must be coming from that cave up ahead!"
They ran up to it and stopped at the mouth of the cave. They heard someone singing and it sounded like Tri Blade.
"20 bottles of energon on the wall, 20 bottles of energon! You take one down, pass it around, 19 bottles of energon on the wall!"
"AHA! We found you!" Demolisher said.
"It's a good thing you were singing, Tri Blade!" Wheeljack explained.
"Ha!" Tri Blade smirked and looked at Waverider. "And you wanted me to stop at 548!"
"Come one, we'll get you out of here!" Demolisher and Sideways quickly freed the two.
Tri Blade stood up and rushed over to the back of the cave. He grabbed his flamethrower and cuddled it before he strapped it back to his leg. Waverider quickly attached her weapons and then they walked back to others.
"Thanks, you guys!" Waverider said, smiling.
"Let's just go," Wheeljack said, as they warped out.
Terror Ray watched them go from his hiding place in the shadows.
"You won't get away that easily," he muttered before disappearing.
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"Wavy!" Cyclonus said, grabbing her in a tight embrace. "You're okay!"
"Yep!" She kissed his nose.
"Want to join?" Cyclonus asked, looking over at Demolisher.
"Will you quit asking me that?" Demolisher said.
Tri Blade shyly glanced at Megatron and quickly turned away when he looked at him.
"What happened to your face?" He asked.
"Nothing really, Lord Megatron," Tri Blade answered.
Megatron walked over to him and wiped the frozen energon from his chin.
"If you say so," he murmured, walking away.
Tri Blade blushed.
"You know they aren't just going to let you leave," Sideways said.
The seeker turned around.
"I am aware of that."
Sideways leaned against the wall.
"They'll be back for you."
Suddenly, the sound of explosions came from outside.
"Told you."
Megatron scowled. "Waverider, Tri Blade, you stay here. Everyone else, come with me!"
They ran out of the throne room.
"...Why do I get the feeling something is standing behind me?" Waverider asked.
"Probably because WindFang is," Tri Blade answered.
"Oh. Darn it." She feel to the floor, unconscious.
"You won't escape this time," WindFang hissed, lunging at Tri Blade.
Tri Blade caught her by the forearms and delivered a kicked to her stomach that sent her flying over him.
He stood back up and pulled out his flamethrower, but WindFang was faster. She kicked the weapon out of his hands and then punched him, hard. He went offline and fell next to Waverider.
WindFang kicked the flamethrower aside and grabbed both of the two Decepticons before she vanished.
"Tri Blade, Waverider...Terror Ray left and...Oh, slag it!" Starscream said.
"UGH! WHY DID WE LEAVE THEM ALONE?!" Megatron growled.
"I blame WindFang," Thrust muttered.
"Sir, they got Waverider and Tri Blade!" Cyclonus cried. "We've been bamboozled!"
Megatron stared blank at him. "Bamboozled? What kind of word is that, you imbecile?!"
"Get ready to warp back to the cave!" Demolisher said.
"There's a problem with that..." Sideways said.
"What?" Cyclonus asked.
"That!" Sideways pointed at their computer...it had been blown up.
Megatron clenched his hands into tight fists. "This wouldn't be a problem if Tidal Wave hadn't smash the controls in the warp room! How long will take you to fix this?"
"Too long," Starscream said. "They could be dead by the time we're done. It won't take near as long to fix the one in the warp room."
"Then go fix it!" Megatron snarled. "Why did we leave them alone?!"
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"Uh...What happened?" Waverider groaned as her vision cleared. She found that she was strapped to a metal table, and so was Tri Blade. "What's going on?!"
Terror Ray and WindFang laughed.
"Remember my plans...?" WindFang said. "Well, you'll know soon enough."
Cackling, they left the room.
Tri Blade glanced over at Waverider.
"How bamboozling!" He said.
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A/N: I think I got rid of my writers' block! Yay! (dances) Please review! I'm not quite sure when I'll update, because I like writing long chapters in these fics and I don't have very many ideas...I know what WindFang's said plans are, but I don't know what to do until she reveals them. Any ideas? I'd really appreciate it! See you next chapter! Byez for now!