Title: Return of the 50 Foot Eyesores
Summary: (Sequel to 'Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores') When Ravenwing and ShockStar's long lost sister kidnaps Tri Blade and Waverider for revenge, it's up to a handful of Decepticons to save them...or else.
Disclaimer: I only own Tri Blade and Sky Rocket and Waverider, Night Tide, Rica, Mogli, and Starburst belong to my friend. (Jeez she has a lot characters!)
Author's Notes: Bwahahaha. Thanks for the ideas!! Now I know what to do until WindFang reveals her plans...(cackles) Oh, and thanks for the reviews. (By ze way, there ish one tiny curse word in this chapter. Nothing that bad though. You'll obviously notice it when you see it.) Okay, originally, I was going to update this soon, but I wanted to get one more chapter up before I go back to school...And I go back to school this Friday. Since I'm finally free of my evil music teacher, I am happy! Er...............on with the fanfic.
------(Chapter Three: Origin of Mogli)
"Are you done yet?" Megatron asked.
"No, Lord Megatron," Thrust answered.
"Are you done yet?"
"No..."
"Are you done yet?"
"NO!"
"Oh. What are you doing?"
Starscream laughed quietly as he connected a few wires. Megatron was obviously worried about Tri Blade, but as Wheeljack had said earlier, there was no way he was ever going to admit that, no matter how obvious it was. In most cases, Starscream would be taunting Megatron about this, but who was he to say anything? After all, he was the one going out with a human. But then...He wasn't the one who was supposed to be a cold tyrant. Megatron even hinting he liked someone was a very rare thing. How the pyromaniac did this, he would never know.
"It should be another hour, Mighty Megatron," Starscream said.
"Beep?" Mogli asked.
"Yes, I was being saracastic," Starscream muttered.
Wheeljack glanced at the Mini-con.
"What kind of name for a Mini-con is 'Mogli' anyways?" He asked.
Cyclonus snorted. "Oh, that's right...you weren't here yet when it happened."
Demolisher scowled at the memory.
"I remember it like it was yesterday," Tidal Wave sighed.
His dreamy expression made Cyclonus shuddered, especially when Tidal Wave winked at him. There wasn't a snowball's chance in hell that he would ever even consider being bond mates with him. He loved Waverider, they had been bonded over a hundred years, and he had a feeling Demolisher was warming up to him...
"Well?" Wheeljack asked, impatiently.
"Okay, okay!" Cyclonus said, snapping out of his thoughts. "It all started about a month before you came along. We were out on a our usual Mini-con run and..."
(Flashback)
"Haha! Tidal Wave, I found it! I found it!" Cyclonus declared, picking up the Mini-con panel and dancing around.
"Let Tidal Wave see!" Tidal Wave said, walking over to him. He grabbed the Mini-con and it activated in his hand.
"Beep, beep?"
"Ahh, he called me mommy!" Tidal Wave said.
Cyclonus stared at him and took a step back. He grinned nervously at the way the other Deception was looking at him.
"So, huh, what's his name?"
"MOGLI!" Tidal Wave declared. "I am his mommy."
"That's great," Cyclonus said, sarcastically. "And I'm his daddy."
"Oh, Cyclonus!"
"...GET AWAY FROM ME!"
(End Flashback)
"Yep. That's what happened," Cyclonus said.
"Was Waverider already here?" Wheeljack asked.
"Nope. She came along two days later. Boy, was Tidal Wave mad!" Cyclonus frowned.
(Flashback)
"Hey, there!" A femme voice said.
The Decepticons looked up and saw a female Transformer. She was smirking, obviously smug that she had just located a Mini-con.
"Beep, wheedle!"
"Night Tide, huh?" She looked at the small black and midnight blue Mini-con.
"...No way!" Cyclonus stared up at her, optics wide. "WAVERIDER!"
"...CYCLONUS!" Putting Night Tide on her shoulder, she jumped down and embraced him.
"Cyclonus...? Who is she?" Tidal Wave asked.
"Everyone, this Waverider! She's my bond mate!"
"WHAT?!"
(End Flashback)
"What's the matter with you?" Sideways asked, looking at Starscream.
"You think more people would like me...But Cyclonus has THREE people after him!" Starscream sighed.
"So? Alexis would kill you if you liked anyone else," Demolisher pointed out.
Wheeljack glanced at him. "And how did Tidal Wave react when he learned Cyclonus likes you?"
Demolisher groaned. "It happened a week before you came alone..."
(Flashback)
Cyclonus, Waverider, and Demolisher sat on the floor. They were bored and had nothing better to do then sit in the throne room and annoy Megatron. Tidal Wave was lurking in the shadows, scowling at Waverider now and then. She had an energon cube in her hand, as did Cyclonus. What better way to pass time than to get drunk?
"...We should have a threesome," Cyclonus said, suddenly.
Waverider spit out her energon.
"WHAT?!" She coughed.
"...I beg your pardon!" Demolisher said, extremely embarrassed.
"Oh, come on! It'll be fun!" Cyclonus insisted.
"You...are...sick!" Waverider said, also embarrassed. "Demolisher and I are just friends!"
Demolisher scooted away from Cyclonus. "Get help."
"Ah, please?" Cyclonus begged.
"NO!" Demolisher and Waverider said, in unison.
"Aww...Darn."
"TIDAL WAVE MUST DEFEND CYCLONUS! TIDAL WAVE WILL ATTACK!"
Demolisher stared at Cyclonus. "I hate you," he said flatly, before climbing to his feet and running for his life.
(End Flashback)
"Mogli needed a daddy!" Tidal Wave protested.
"You can be his mother and father!" Demolisher said.
"...Are you jealous?" Wheeljack asked, optics widening a bit.
"No...No, I..."
Cyclonus grinned and stood up.
"Darling, I knew you loved me!"
"AHH! NOT AGAIN!" Demolisher screamed, running out of the room with Cyclonus on his tail.
"CYCLONUS, COME BACK!" Tidal Wave cried, chasing after them.
"Well, now that they're gone, maybe I can get some work done!" Starscream muttered.
"Are you done yet?" Megatron questioned.
"NO!"
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Megatron sighed as he sat down in his throne. In his opinion, things were taking far too long. Tidal Wave was lucky that he hadn't killed him already, since this was partly his fault. The only reason he hadn't was because he needed every one of his men to save Tri Blade and Waverider.
'They had better be unharmed,' he thought, feeling quite frustrated.
They? A small voice in the back of his head asked. You mean Tri Blade...
'Who are you?' Megatron thought.
I'm your conscience! The voice exclaimed.
'Then where the slag have you been all my life? Aren't you supposed to tell me to do the right thing?'
I was on vacation. Florida is wonderful this time of year.
'Well...go away! I don't like you.'
Megatron, I'm offended.
'Good.'
I see we have some work to do...
'No, we don't. Go away.'
Megs, if you wanna save your little boyfriend, you have to----
'HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!'
Gee, sure could've fooled me.
'...I am going to go find Sideways and have him remove you!'
Now, you know that's wrong!
'SHUT UP!'
Well, I can see I'm not wanted. I'm going to France!
"Well..." Megatron twitched. "That was weird."
"Lord Megatron!" He heard Demolisher call. "Come quickly!"
Megatron jumped up and ran out of the room.
"What? Are you finished?!" He demanded.
"No...What do we do with him?" Cyclonus asked, thumb pointing to an unconscious Tidal Wave.
"Just leave him there," Megatron sighed. "Starscream, how much longer?"
"Half hour, tops," Starscream said, not looking up from his work.
"Beep?"
"Mogli, will you...Oh, it's you!" Megatron knelt down and picked the red and black Mini-con up. "You're Tri Blade's Mini-con...Sky Rocket, am I correct?"
Sky Rocket nodded. "Wheedle?"
"He'll be back soon," Demolisher promised. "We're almost ready to warp to Earth and save him and Waverider."
"Run along, now," Megatron sighed, placing him back on the ground.
And then there was silence. Everyone, aside from Tidal Wave who was still offline, watched Starscream and Thrust repairing the control panel. They moved quickly, attempting to repair the machine as soon as possible so they could save their comrades and put an end to Megatron's continuous asking of the question, "Are you done yet?"
"When they are done, you might want to stay here again," Sideways suggested, glancing at Megatron.
For a moment, Megatron was silent. He watched Starscream and Thrust, and didn't even crack a smile when Starscream used Thrust's pointed head as a screwdriver.
"No. We should all go. I don't care if I get infected by that ninny's poison! I must save Tri Blade...oh, slag...did I say that out loud?"
"You did, sir," Sideways said.
"If you tell Tri Blade, I will maim you."
Sideways nodded. "Not a word," he promised.
"Before we go back to Antarctica, we need to make a quick stop. We need all the help we can get."
Demolisher frowned. "You mean..."
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Rica looked up from her game of cards with her Mini-con, Starburst.
"Why do I get the feeling that isn't natural?" She asked Alexis, pointing at Optimus who was yelling at Rad and Carlos for no reason.
"Probably because it isn't," Alexis said. "We did kill Ravenwing and ShockStar, didn't we?"
"As far as I know, we did. Should we call the Decepticons?"
"Do you think we need more proof?"
"...That is proof enough!" Rica exclaimed, eyes wide.
Alexis turned around and fell out her seat laughing.
Scavenger was...pink. Blurr was wearing bows. Sideswipe wasn't attempting to hug anyone.
"...C'mon, let's go!" Alexis said, standing.
Rica rushed over to the boys and dragged them away from Optimus.
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Megatron had had enough waiting. He wasn't normally an impatient person, at least he didn't think he was...Anyways, that was beside the point. The point was Waverider and Tri Blade were in danger, and if they didn't act soon, who knew what WindFang and Terror Ray would do to them...?
Starscream was still working. He was also using Thrust's head as a screwdriver again. Cyclonus was the only one who seemed amused, and even then, not as much as he usually would. It was obvious he was worried about Waverider. Not even hitting on Demolisher helped.
While Demolisher seemed revealed that Cyclonus was leaving him alone, he also wished Waverider was back. He didn't care about her in the same way Cyclonus did, but he still missed her. They had been friends even before she arrived on Earth...They had been quite the notorious trio when they had been younger. That was before she and Cyclonus fell in love, and when they grew up a bit more, become bonded. Demolisher had to admit, he had liked Waverider a little bit more than a friend all those years ago, but he didn't feel that way now. They were just friends. And Cyclonus...well, Demolisher was still his friend, but that didn't stop the helicopter Transformer from scaring the slag out of him.
'I was so afraid that those two falling in love would tear us apart and we wouldn't be friends anymore...' Demolisher thought, glancing at Cyclonus. 'And now look. The idiot wants a threesome!'
"Are you done yet?" Megatron asked.
"No," Starscream muttered.
"Are you done yet?"
"No..."
"Are you done yet?"
"Yes."
"Are you...Wait, did you say yes?"
"I did!" Starscream stood up. "It's finished! I have the coordinates set for the Autobot base. I'll sneak in and get the kids, then we'll rendezvous in Antarctica."
"Fine. Get going," Megatron ordered.
Starscream warped out then Thrust set in the new coordinates.
"All set," Thrust said.
"Let's go, Decepticons!" Megatron exclaimed.
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"Starscream!" Alexis whispered. "What are you doing here?!"
"ShockStar's older sister and her bond mate kidnapped Tri Blade and Waverider. We need your help!"
"Where are they?"
"Antarctica."
"...Human sidekicks, suit up!" Carlos declared.
They pulled on their tacky jumpsuits and Alexis readied the warp room.
"CHARGE!" Carlos said.
"Sweetie?"
"Yes, Rica?"
"Shut up."
"Yes'm....ATTTTTAAAAACK!"
Rica raised an eyebrow. "Let's just go."
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A/N: 0-0 In the process of writing this, me and my sister started doing the tango. And then I started chasing her on a stick horse and she screamed "Don't eat me, I'm just an extra!" And then she tripped on a rug. Weird things happen when I'm hyper. So...Review now...? I'm going to go pass out in the living room for awhile because I didn't get much sleep last night.
To Schizoid Mouse: Okay, okay, I'll make a mysterious character. :P Do you want him to be an original character or someone who's already in the series? Should he be like Terror Ray and be totally perfect? I'll put him in the next chapter.