Title: Return of the 50 Foot Eyesores

Summary: (Sequel to 'Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores') When Ravenwing and ShockStar's long lost sister kidnaps Tri Blade and Waverider for revenge, it's up to a handful of Decepticons to save them...or else.

Disclaimer: Same as the other chapters, yo.

Author's Notes: Hey! Long time, no update! Sorry for the wait. I haven't had much inspiration lately. Thanks so much for the reviews!! (Okay, if you thought that the first Mary-Sues had a lame death, wait till you see what happens to WindFang! ...Actually this whole chapter is lame. Sorry :P)

------(Chapter Six: Of Irony, Puns, and Clichés)

If ShockStar and Ravenwing had been beautiful once they were absolutely gorgeous now. The healthy glow of fresh life glimmered upon their armor and their hair glowed with the light of the most dazzling stars. Their optics were mysterious, innocent, and yet so dangerous that Megatron could not help but fall in love all over again. He would have been gushing all over them already if had not been for his desire to be with Skye Flash, so he stayed put and merely stared in awe.

"I can't believe it," Starscream whispered. "My love...ShockStar! You're back!"

ShockStar looked at him with her beautiful shinny optics and felt tears stream down her delicate face. She leapt into his arms and rested her head on his shoulder, gently nuzzling him and somehow managing to do so without scratching the paint of denting the metal. She was ever so tender while caressing him and he felt himself go weak at the knees.

"No!" Skye Flash cried. "WindFang you demon! How could you bring these creatures back to life?!"

"You dare insult my sisters!" WindFang hissed. "Come, sisters! We will do battle!"

"Forgive me, my love!" ShockStar pulled away from Starscream. "I am afraid we are not meant to be. If you would side with Skye Flash then you are no companion of mine. Farewell my darling."

"Where are your captives?!" Skye Flash demanded.

Terror Ray sneered. "Dead."

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Rica and Alexis had gotten separated from Rad and Carlos. They ran from Wheeljack, Tidal Wave, and Thrust and they knew that Cyclonus, Sideways, and Demolisher were after the boys. They hid behind a cluster of rocks and gasped for breath, exhausted after sprinting through the cave. Rica swallowed hard and began to speak.

"What are we gonna do now? We need to find the boys. What if they're..."

"Don't talk like that," Alexis panted. "We'll find them. As for WindFang, I think Skye Flash can handle it."

"How can you be so sure? Those idiots probably got themselves killed."

"Most likely. C'mon, we have to keep moving." Alexis helped Rica to her feet and they slinked along the walls.

"WHERE ARE THEY?!" They heard Wheeljack roar.

Alexis stopped dead in her tracks and Rica bumped into her.

"Where are they?" Rica asked quietly.

"Not far off, but I think we can sneak passed them. Just keep quiet."

The two girls began to tip toe among the rocks. How hard could it be to get away from them? So far, so good...

Alexis saw them. She let her curiosity get the best of her and she climbed up the side of a rock to spy. Rica hesitated but followed her anyway. The girls leaned closer.

"...where is WindFang?" Thrust asked.

"The main chamber at the center of the cave," Wheeljack answered.

"Let's go," Rica whispered. "Now we can find Screamy and Megs."

As they stood to leave, a rock fell from beneath Alexis's foot. It cracked free from the rest of the boulder and tumbled to the ground, crashing into Tidal Wave's foot. Within a matter of seconds the Decepticons were turned to face them and were ready to fire.

"Now that is way clichéd!" Rica gulped.

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"Dead...? No! How could this be? I am too late!" Skye Flash exclaimed.

Megatron scowled. These femmes and Terror Ray were upsetting his beloved. He would not let them get away with this. He made a move to attack, but was suddenly knocked into a wall when ShockStar drew forth a glittery silver canon and fired it at Starscream. They had obviously gained a few new weapons. Megatron had never seen her use it before.

"...What happened?" he looked down at Starscream and his optics widened. "What is this?!"

Starscream...The blast had turned him...Pink!

"What kind of attack is that?" Starscream demanded, slowly coming back to his senses. He stood up and looked down at himself. He was wearing more pink than the twins themselves! The seeker shuddered and turned to look at Megatron, who was standing rather close to Skye Flash. He looked down at himself again.

"Look...I'm wearing pink. Isn't it shocking?"

"Oh, I'd say it's more of a hot pink," WindFang answered.

Everyone stared at her. Even ShockStar, Ravenwing, and Terror Ray eyed her strangely. She felt heat rise to her metal cheeks and she knew she was blushing. Slowly taking a step back she gulped a bit and her optics drifted back and forth from the other Transformers in the cave. She backed against the wall.

"Huh?" Starscream asked, breaking the silence.

"You know...You said, um, shocking? Shocking pink? And it's more...hot...pink?" she stuttered.

"Retard," Starscream muttered.

The heat continued to grow until her entire body was bathed in a eerie red glow. She was literally blushing all over!

"That was the lamest pun I've ever heard," Megatron stated. "Which is saying a lot since I live with Cyclonus."

"But...it was supposed to be...er...witty?"

"Witty?" Starscream laughed. "Oh please!"

"But I..."

Megatron chuckled. Then he burst into a stifled fit of atypical giggles. Skye Flash joined him and Starscream simply fell to his knees laughing.

"Uh, oh..." Ravenwing winced. "That's how they got me the first time."

The explosion could be heard throughout the entire cave. Which was really lucky for the humans. They were left forgotten by their pursuers who ran towards the noise. The kids followed and what they found brought them a bit of relief. A pile of metal scraps lay charred on the cave floor. WindFang was no more.

"MY LOVE! Terror Ray sobbed, collapsing. He sobbed for her loss and glared at the others. "YOU DID THIS TO HER!"

"Us?!" Starscream demanded. "It was her own slaggin' fault! She's the one who can't come up with any good jokes! The same thing pretty much happened to Ravenwing!"

"YOU WILL PAY!"

Black auras surrounded Starscream and the other Decepticons. It began spinning them around at rapid speeds until they disappeared. The kids managed to run passed the twins and into another cave to hide. Skye Flash knew he couldn't stop them on his own. He glanced back at the frightened Megatron and took his hand.

"Come, my love. We will return." He pulled the other Decepticon into his arms and they vanished.

"Slag," Terror Ray hissed. "They got away. You two!" he turned and hissed at the girls. "Go after them! We can't let them get away. I'll go to the dungeons to watch after our knew prisoners."

"Yes sir," Ravenwing said, wiping away a tear. She lead her sobbing sister down the corridor and they went in search of the others.

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Alexis led the group deeper into the section of the cave. It was nearly pitch black and they bumped into things more than once.

"Anyone got a flashlight? I just crashed into something really big and I don't want to again!" Carlos said, rubbing his nose.

Rica stood still a moment then suddenly remembered she did have a flashlight. She reached into her pocket and tossed it to Alexis. The brunette flipped it on and shined it in the area she had heard Carlos's voice come from.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" They all shrieked.

"Shh! Shut up!" Alexis said, recovering from her shock. "It's...it's only Tri Blade and Waverider. Oh my gosh, they are dead!"

Rad slowly approached them. He laid a hand down on Waverider's arm. Terror Ray had obviously dumped their bodies in this room so he wouldn't have to look at them anymore. It was a wonder he didn't just dispose of them.

"Huh...that's odd. She's still breathing."

"Transformers don't breath!" Rica snapped.

"Yeah and Megatron's doesn't giggle. What's your point?" Rad stepped closer to her. "I think they're still alive. That's weird... If they're not dead then why are ShockStar and Ravenwing back? It just doesn't add up."

"I'm sure this has some random explanation that makes no sense," Carlos said. "What we need to do right now is get them back online. Maybe they know something?"

"Hm..." Alexis frowned. "I think I read a file at the base about this. It said something about a ceremony that takes a soul from a Transformer's body and gives it to another so they can return to life. Then the soulless victim has one hour until they switch is permanent."

Rica twitched. "We've only got fifty minutes then. We need to think of a way to blast those bimbos!"

"No! We should stay here with Tri Blade and Waverider! That way if Skye Flash tries to get rid of them we can distract him to buy Megatron and Skye Flash more time." Alexis sat down. "They've got fifty minutes...Then there's no stopping the twins or saving them!" She peered at the unconscious Transformers. "So...they better get a move on it."

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"Skye Flash, where are we?" Megatron asked.

"I'm not sure. We're still in the cave, I know that." Skye Flash frowned. "Forgive me, Lord Megatron. I was unable to save your comrades. I should've hurried. I might have made it."

"It's not your fault," the other insisted. "We...we can defeat them. I'm not sure how, but we did get rid of WindFang, did we not?"

"That was pure luck. They'll be much more careful about what they say from now on."

Megatron shivered and leaned into Skye Flash.

"Then...then what do we do? Three against one, I don't like those odds."

"There is a way," he murmured. "I've never done this before. It just might work, though."

"What do you speak of, Skye Flash? Tell me."

Skye Flash looked him in the optic.

"I have the ability to give power to others. Megatron, in order to defeat them you must gain more power."

"Are you saying that..."

"Yes, Megatron. In order for us to defeat them you must become like them. No flaws; you'll be perfect. You'll be just like them."

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A/N: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I know this chapter must be awful, but I haven't written in so long! I'm getting the hang of this fic again, though. Hopefully next chapter will be better. Please bare with me. -.-'