Title: Return of the 50 Foot Eyesores

Summary: (Sequel to 'Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores') When Ravenwing and ShockStar's long lost sister kidnaps Tri Blade and Waverider for revenge, it's up to a handful of Decepticons to save them...or else.

Disclaimer: Same as the last chapter.

A/N: Hi again! I would've updated last night, but I was sorta having too much fun at my birthday party. Hee, hee. Playing hide-and-seek in the dark is fun! Okay, I got a review for one of my Mary-Sue stories pointing out one of my typos. And yes, I realize they are there. I mean...If you typed all of my typos you'd have a review longer than one of my chapters. -.-' Thanks for your reviews. Here, have some cake. (hands them cake) If you don' want it you can throw it at the Mary-Sues. Enjoy.

---Chapter Seven: Megatron the Mighty

Terror Ray had left the dungeon awhile ago. He had muttered something about feeling bad for yelling at the twins and went off to apologize and help them search for Megatron and Skye Flash. He knew there was no way the prisoners could break free. And he wasn't entirely wrong by thinking that. On their own there was no way they could escape. But with a little help...

"This dungeon smells funny," Cyclonus complained. "And it's cold, too. D'you think Megatron and Skye Flash will defeat those ninnies and break us out of here soon?"

"They'd better," Sideways hissed. "This is ridiculous. It started out as a mission to save Tri Blade and Waverider and now we're the ones who need rescuing! This is so embarrassing."

"Waverider..." Cyclonus frowned. "You...you don't really think she's dead, do you?"

Demolisher slumped against one of the wall. "You heard them. Tri Blade and Waverider are dead. I can't believe it..."

"I know," Wheeljack frowned. "And now we're probably going to die, too."

"Don't give up hope!"

A sudden burst of light flooded into the dungeon and the Decepticons winced. The light was even brighter than the glimmer that had been cast from WindFang's body. Could it be that Skye Flash had come to save them, being the valiant and handsome mystery man that he was? It couldn't be...but the voice did seem familiar.

"MEGATRON?!"

"Yes."

Megatron was different. He certainly had changed over the last ten minutes. He now supported a long silvery pony-tail and spiky black bangs hung before his ruby optics. His fangs seemed sharper and his grin was ever so charming. His colours seemed much more vivid than they had been when they last him and now he no longer gave off his aura of malice nor was he being reduced to the equivalent of a giggling school girl. He seemed strong and wise, yet so beautiful at the same time. He was...perfect!

"Wha-what happened?" Starscream asked, his jaw dropped.

"I have given him the strength to defeat Terror Ray and the twins," Skye Flash said, walking into the dungeons behind Megatron. "Together will avenge the lose of your friends. Forgive me, for I was unable to save them." He paused to wipe away a tear. "Come. We must hurry, lest Terror Ray return. I fear he just may."

"Megatron..." Starscream clutched the bars of his cell and stared at his commander in awe. "Can I have you phone number?"

"Starscream, my dear, we live only a few doors apart!" Megatron chuckled. "Stand back. I do not wish for you to be injured."

Starscream took a few steps back and Megatron easily destroyed the bars holding him inside the cell. With a large grin he rushed into Megatron's arms and stared into eyes lovingly. This was all he needed. Forget Alexis...He'd rather be with the new and improved Megatron any day! The two shared a sweet and sappy kiss that both would have killed each for, but under the circumstances they had completely forgotten about their rivalry. Starscream watched as Megatron and Skye Flash freed the others. When they finished he once again through his arms around his commander and played with his new hair.

"You know I only betrayed you to get your attention!" Starscream gushed.

"Yes, dear, I know. And the only reason I abused you was because I was unsure of my feelings. I know now that it was simply my way of expressing my undying love for you."

"Oh dear Primus," Demolisher smacked his forehead.

"I'm gonna puke," Wheeljack groaned.

Skye Flash seemed pleased with Megatron's changes. He flashed them all a charming grin and gestured for them to him. The Decepticons marched down the hall, now positive that they would walk out of this victorious.

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"How much time do they have left, Alexis?" Rad asked.

"Thirty-nine minutes. They better get going," Alexis frowned and hugged her knees. "It's freezing in here."

Rica snuggled against Carlos and sneezed. She wiped her nose on the back of her sleeve and made a sniffling noise, attempting to clear her nose. Her eyes drifted across the unconscious Decepticons and then landed back on Alexis.

"I don't get it...This is a chance to waste the Decepticons. And yet..." she shook her head. "I don't get it."

"I know what you mean," Carlos said quietly. "But it's just not right. Who are we to leave them up against those weirdoes? Besides, after they finish off the Decept-a-dorks they'd only come after the Autobots."

"Good point," Rica muttered. She let out a long sigh and her breath came out as puff of white. "I hate it here."

"Don't we all?" Rad leaned against the stone wall. "Ya know, when we get back to the base...I'm making copies of the security cameras and using them for blackmail. Anyone wanna buy a copy?"

"You know I will!" Rica grinned.

"Yeah, so will all of the Decepticons," Carlos snickered.

"Poor Smokescreen," Alexis added with a giggle. "He's probably pink and purple by now."

Carlos stared her a moment and arched a brow. He silently mouthed "pink and purple?" and frowned. After a minute or two he fell away from Rica and began laughing.

"Pink and purple! Like black and blue, right? I get it! Ha, ha...that's funny."

"I could've sworn I told you to shut up when we warped out of the base," Rica mumbled.

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"Terror Ray!" Ravenwing shrieked. "The cells are empty! The prisoners have all escaped!"

"WHAT?!" Terror Ray exclaimed.

Snarling he grabbed Ravenwing's wrist and dragged her along with him. He didn't realize he was holding onto her too tightly until she whimpered and tried to pull away. He stopped and turned to face her, his apology written all over his face. He opened his mouth to say how sorry he was, but Ravenwing spoke first.

"Just because I'm a femme doesn't mean I can't handle a little pain!" she snapped. "Terror Ray, how could you such a chauvinist?"

"But I was merely going to apologize."

"You bigot, leave me be!" she took of running.

His optics widened when he heard her let out a girly scream. "RAVENWING!" he raced after her and found that she was in no danger. She was clinging to a Decepticon he recognized as...Megatron? Could it be?

"What happened to you?"

"A little makeover never hurt anyone! Isn't he dreamy?" Ravenwing cooed.

"Wing, he's your enemy in more ways than one. He's a Decepticon and he aided in the death of you sister. Wear your Autobot insignia with pride!"

"Are you saying I have no honor?" Ravenwing hissed. "Ha! You jest."

"You are too sensitive..."

"I AM NOT SENSITIVE!" she sobbed. "AAH!"

Suddenly she found herself being thrown into a wall. When she looked up she saw Starscream clinging to Megatron and scowling at her. His blood red optics glimmered in anger.

"Mine," he hissed.

"How could you push her like that, fiend?!" Shockstar demanded, suddenly by her sister's side. "I...I thought you loved me!"

"Hey, you had your chance!" the seeker huffed.

Megatron leaned over and kissed him. "And you missed out..."

With a growl she sprang forward, clutching tightly to the sword she drew from her back. ShockStar would not allow Megatron to taker her lover from her. He was hers first! Funny how she only wanted Starscream when he was already taken...

"Alexis and Tri Blade would be sooo mad right now," Cyclonus muttered to Demolisher.

"This would be giving Rica a nosebleed," Demolisher replied.

Megatron scowled, and though he honestly didn't want to hurt a femme, he punched ShockStar. The impact slammed her nose in. She stumbled back, for once to angry to burst into a sobs about her flaw. Starscream was hers. She leapt forward again and aimed a kick at the Decepticon's head. She nearly managed to crack one of his optics before he grabbed her ankle and flung her into the ground. A wince met her features as she struggled to stand. This was seriously not good. Megatron was so much stronger! ...But was he strong enough?

"You won't win!" she hissed, rising into the air. Her optics went blank and pink coloured bolts of energy crackled around her fists. Her silky raven hair fluttered around her and she gritted her teeth together.

"DIE!"

A pink aura rose around her body and eventually all of the colour gathered at her fists. She flung one forward and a ball of pink energy crashed into Megatron. He scowled and gently pushed Starscream away. He too rose into the air and blackish purple aura surrounded him before rushing to his fists. He returned the gesture and ShockStar barely had time to avoid the attack.

"It's weird," Wheeljack said. "I mean, you think someone like the new and improved Megatron wouldn't attack a femme."

"Isn't it wonderful?" Starscream squealed. "They're fighting over me!"

"...Drama queen!" Sideways muttered.

Megatron delivered a swift kick to ShockStar's torso. She winced a bit and clawed him across the face with glossy pink nails he never realized she had. Energon ran down his face and he licked some from his upper lip. The action caused Starscream to drool and he clasped his hands together with his fingers laced.

"You can do it Megatron!" he cheered.

"Of course I can, Starscream!" Megatron exclaimed. "For I...am MEGATRON THE MIGHTY!"

"Uh...What?" Demolisher twitched.

"That was a little corny," Wheeljack said. "But then...From what Starscream told me that joke WindFang was worse."

"Worst pun ever," Cyclonus agreed.

"Which means a lot coming from you," Sideways pointed out.

"...Where Skye Flash?" Tidal Wave asked.

They looked around. Skye Flash was no where to be found.

"Now where could he have run off to?" Demolisher frowned.

---

When Skye Flash reached the section of the cave he had sensed the kids in he wasn't surprised that he had startled them. They jumped nearly five feet in the air and one of the girls had screamed.

"No need to scream, ladies. It is I, Skye Flash.

"That wasn't us!" Rica said. "That was Carlos.

"Oh. Tell me...what are you doing here? Surly such beautiful human girls like yourself would not want to be in the presence of death?" Skye Flash saw Tri Blade and Waverider's bodies.

"They aren't dead," Rad informed. "Just unconscious. They will be dead if you don't take out the twins! What are you doing here?! Go fight them!"

He flashed them a charming grin. "Megatron can handle it."

"WHAT?!"

"I have given him enough power to take out all three of our enemies. We need only wait."

"We can't wait!" Alexis snapped. "Megatron only has thirty minutes!"

Skye Flash frowned. "He can do it. Come, those as lovely as you should not suffer in the darkness of a gloomy cave."

He walked over to the other Decepticons, winking at Alexis as he went. He knelt down and tossed Waverider over his shoulder and held Tri Blade under one arm.

"Let's go," he said.

"Twenty-nine minutes and counting," Alexis whispered.

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A/N: Okay, end of chapter seven. Thanks for reading.