Chapter 3 Nerds to the Rescue!

Now I shall say that people are mostly unsatisfied knowing that people who sit around discussing how the system of a calculator works and are eating nutrition bars and dont even weigh enough to where you cannot see their bones are coming to pick you up in a peramedics truck! (I need to slow down on typing...) (TYPOS o.O) Now that I have disposed of the typos by pressing a mere button,we shall go to the disclaimer. (Darn the disclaimer, more typos for me to dispose of!)

(DISCLAIMER I do not own Dragoon at all, so you cannot say that I own it, for I do not.)

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So now the dragoons are going to a weird ballet, Shana will kill them if they don't go, and the ballet is scheduled at three AM.

"Get uppppp." Rose urged Dart to get up.

"I don't like ketchup and mustard sugar cookies."

Dart was sleeping and it was almost time for the ballet.

"Okay, when I count to three, we push." Rose was willing to push Dart off of his bed.

"One, two, three!"

They all pushed Dart and he didn't budge.

"How the heck did he get so heavy!"

Shana was used to him being light, and she has pushed him off of his bed a lot.

Shana pulled the cover off of him, and there were chains and metal on him. They were all around him.

"Ooookaaaay..." Albert stared at the chains.

Dart started singing Teen Titan's theme song.

"When there's trouble you know who to caaaaaaall...Teen Titans! From their tower they can see it aaaaaaall... Teen Titans!" Dart was probably dreaming of destroying villains with tights on.(He has an obsession with tights!)

"So that's where my spear went..." Albert lost his spear a few days ago.

"Starfire, Robin, guard Cyborg!" Dart was having a weird dream...

"That's it, we have to go to drastic measures..." Rose didn't want to hurt Shana's feelings.

"What do you have in mind?" Shana was eager to get Dart up.

"We have to use force." Rose was maybe thinking of a plot to get Dart up.

"Now, this is what to do to get a person like Dart up."

Rose pulled out a whip and slapped Dart.

"WHIGGY!" Dart jumped up.

"Come on! We have to get to the ballet!"Albert was very eager.

"Oh I forgot! I should have stayed up." Dart unzipped his pajamas and there was a coat with nice clothing under it.

"Let's get to that ballet!" Dart ran off torward the ballet theatre.

They all went. The ballet wasn't that bad... That was until Shana fell and got knocked out...

"Call 911!" Meru screamed.

"I'm on it!" Dart ran to the emergency phone.

There was a phone book sitting there. Dart stared at it. He started looking through it. I do not know to this day why he is looking through the phone book when he can just call 911.

"Hospital team! I found it!" He found,"NERD TEAM:Call this number if you need medical help or nerdism call:9119119."

"I called the number, they said they will be here in 956.something seconds..."

"Hold on, what was the number!" Albert knows thing when he hears them.

"I called, 9119119."

"Oh no... He called in the nerds..." Albert knew th number.

"Nerds?" Dart had no idea what Albert was talking about.

Suddenly there was a crash, people wearing glasses with bucked teeth an had a laptop on their back came with their van crashing through the wall... They picked up shana and put her on a cot and got in the van...

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That was the end of my third chapter so, I hope you like it.