Chapter 1: the intro and stuff
Quicksilver's DISCLAIMER OF DOOOOOOOM: I DO NOT OWN TOKYO MEW MEW! NONE OF MY ALTER PERSONALITIES DO EITHER! SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES! WAAA! (runs off sobbing)......
MarMar/ Hourigan/ Maricide/ Iruka's disclaimer: We don't own Tokyo Mew Mew. Don't sue us, we only have one body amoungst the 4 of us anyways, and maybe 3 brain cells...
Ok, that's the disclaimer. This is the summary...spell it out... S-U-M-M-A-R- Y... This is Quicksilver writing here...and yes, there is an actual Quicksilver Foxx and a separate MarMar and her alter personalities. This is my first story, and Mar Mar's second (that she actually bothered to type) so don't flame us too much. And oh yeah, flames will be used to burn you in hell...hahahahahahaha.
Also, this fanfic is not...err, suitable for the eyes of young and tender ficreaders so if you peeps have a problem go fuck yourselves. You asked for it. Yes, we know that we have strange, twisted, perverted minds, but it's all good. Whatever. Now, I'll leave the summary writing to MarMar.
THE SUMMERY (By Mar Mar) (after 2 paragraphs that were supposed to be the summery): Ichigo is going out with 5 people and a cat. That's the gist of it. Read on to discover the soap-opera happenings of the Tokyo Mew Mew cast... P.S. We actually do love Ichigo and Masaya. Really and truly. Except MarMar doesn't like Masaya that much. They are just so fun to make fun of.
Oh, and now for the proper warnings. This fic will contain cursing, sex references, pointless and random violence, and yaoi and yuri. If you don't know what those are, I pity you. If you have a problem with them, go screw something inanimate until I can get around to killing you with my purse (I have a list of homophobes I must kill).
Mar Mar: Yes, we know the chapters are short. Not my fault, I wanted to divide it into 3 parts, not 8-ish. But don't give up on the story just cuz its so short! My hikari says its funny... and I'll believe her...
It was a happy day in Tokyo. Ichigo thought to herself 'my, this is going to be a busy day.'
She poked awake her girlfriend Mint who was sleeping beside her, who's shirt had 'magically' disappeared during the night. They took a nice refreshing bath together, then Mint left to go to her Japanese dancing class, and Ichigo looked at her waterproof watch.
Uh oh. She only had ten minutes to get ready. She brushed on only two layers of make-up, dressed in something more suitable then her birthday suit, and hurried to a small café to have breakfast with Keiichiro. They discussed many things over hot chocolate and crumpets, none of these things having to do remotely with Ichigo's job as a mew mew, save perhaps the comment on her pervy suit. (Quicksilver: for you poor, stupid, unenlightened folk...coughsexcough).
They kissed passionately for half an hour, then Ichigo vanished and put on a low cut tank top that was easily rippable and conveniently semi- transparent, and shorts that suspiciously resembled a thong. She went on a very educational hike with Ryou where she learned never to wear anything flimsy while walking around thorn bushes. Interesting things spurred from her former ignorance.
Meanwhile, while invading Mint's mom's bottles of old wine, Zakuro and Mint were having a touching moment (literally). In breathy soap-opera voices, they confessed their everlasting love for one another. A maid hiding behind the curtain sweatdropped.
"Oh, Mint," Zakuro sighed, "I have waited for so long. I have been dying ever since I first gazed into your sapphire eyes to confess my everlasting love."
Mint, who could not keep her liquer at bay very long, slurred "Oh Zakuro, I love you so much. I love your beautiful cinder eyes, your beautiful fluffy tail, your beautiful fluffy ears, your beautiful blood red lips, and....." She continued to describe other beautiful parts of anatomy which should really not be included in this fanfic. This continued for a while until Zakuro put a beautiful white hand over Mint's beautiful cherry drop mouth and told her to shut up.
Mint could not contain her hormones and flung her delicate body atop Zakuro's, and........................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...................O.O
Mar Mar: Review, if you liked it. I hope we didn't waste too much of your time, but how could we... its SO SHORT! blames Quicksilver
Quicksilver's DISCLAIMER OF DOOOOOOOM: I DO NOT OWN TOKYO MEW MEW! NONE OF MY ALTER PERSONALITIES DO EITHER! SO GO FUCK YOURSELVES! WAAA! (runs off sobbing)......
MarMar/ Hourigan/ Maricide/ Iruka's disclaimer: We don't own Tokyo Mew Mew. Don't sue us, we only have one body amoungst the 4 of us anyways, and maybe 3 brain cells...
Ok, that's the disclaimer. This is the summary...spell it out... S-U-M-M-A-R- Y... This is Quicksilver writing here...and yes, there is an actual Quicksilver Foxx and a separate MarMar and her alter personalities. This is my first story, and Mar Mar's second (that she actually bothered to type) so don't flame us too much. And oh yeah, flames will be used to burn you in hell...hahahahahahaha.
Also, this fanfic is not...err, suitable for the eyes of young and tender ficreaders so if you peeps have a problem go fuck yourselves. You asked for it. Yes, we know that we have strange, twisted, perverted minds, but it's all good. Whatever. Now, I'll leave the summary writing to MarMar.
THE SUMMERY (By Mar Mar) (after 2 paragraphs that were supposed to be the summery): Ichigo is going out with 5 people and a cat. That's the gist of it. Read on to discover the soap-opera happenings of the Tokyo Mew Mew cast... P.S. We actually do love Ichigo and Masaya. Really and truly. Except MarMar doesn't like Masaya that much. They are just so fun to make fun of.
Oh, and now for the proper warnings. This fic will contain cursing, sex references, pointless and random violence, and yaoi and yuri. If you don't know what those are, I pity you. If you have a problem with them, go screw something inanimate until I can get around to killing you with my purse (I have a list of homophobes I must kill).
Mar Mar: Yes, we know the chapters are short. Not my fault, I wanted to divide it into 3 parts, not 8-ish. But don't give up on the story just cuz its so short! My hikari says its funny... and I'll believe her...
It was a happy day in Tokyo. Ichigo thought to herself 'my, this is going to be a busy day.'
She poked awake her girlfriend Mint who was sleeping beside her, who's shirt had 'magically' disappeared during the night. They took a nice refreshing bath together, then Mint left to go to her Japanese dancing class, and Ichigo looked at her waterproof watch.
Uh oh. She only had ten minutes to get ready. She brushed on only two layers of make-up, dressed in something more suitable then her birthday suit, and hurried to a small café to have breakfast with Keiichiro. They discussed many things over hot chocolate and crumpets, none of these things having to do remotely with Ichigo's job as a mew mew, save perhaps the comment on her pervy suit. (Quicksilver: for you poor, stupid, unenlightened folk...coughsexcough).
They kissed passionately for half an hour, then Ichigo vanished and put on a low cut tank top that was easily rippable and conveniently semi- transparent, and shorts that suspiciously resembled a thong. She went on a very educational hike with Ryou where she learned never to wear anything flimsy while walking around thorn bushes. Interesting things spurred from her former ignorance.
Meanwhile, while invading Mint's mom's bottles of old wine, Zakuro and Mint were having a touching moment (literally). In breathy soap-opera voices, they confessed their everlasting love for one another. A maid hiding behind the curtain sweatdropped.
"Oh, Mint," Zakuro sighed, "I have waited for so long. I have been dying ever since I first gazed into your sapphire eyes to confess my everlasting love."
Mint, who could not keep her liquer at bay very long, slurred "Oh Zakuro, I love you so much. I love your beautiful cinder eyes, your beautiful fluffy tail, your beautiful fluffy ears, your beautiful blood red lips, and....." She continued to describe other beautiful parts of anatomy which should really not be included in this fanfic. This continued for a while until Zakuro put a beautiful white hand over Mint's beautiful cherry drop mouth and told her to shut up.
Mint could not contain her hormones and flung her delicate body atop Zakuro's, and........................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...................O.O
Mar Mar: Review, if you liked it. I hope we didn't waste too much of your time, but how could we... its SO SHORT! blames Quicksilver