Chapter 2: Kish gets suspicious
Quicksilver: The next chapter disclaimer. Yay. MarMar and me don't own anything except for a broken down, beaten up slightly smudged and icky pooed barnie DVD (ok, so its quicksilver's. but I own my lil bro's weird construction vhs, which is just as annoying. Vroooom.) Which is better than you. MarMar: Hahahahahahahaha! You peeps lead sad, strange lives. Fat cat: Well, uh excuse me, I am in this chapter betrayed by my girlfriend, kicked to china, and exploded. I could youse some self pity here, not just insults and... MarMar and Quicksilver: Shut up.
Oh, yeah: THANK Y'ALL SOOOOO MUCH FOR REVIEWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE U ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY AND TRULY!!!!!!!!!!! PLEEZ REVIEW MORE!!!!!!!!!!!! UH OH, I THINK THAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK...OH WELL... By the way, what does PWP mean? Please excuse our stupidity, but this is our firstish fanfic, and Quicksilver only learned what lol meant about 3 months ago. Sad, ain't it? Oh and KrysOfDeath; there is a kind of Ichigo/kish pairing, but lets just say that its fate is uncertain. Muahahahahaaha.........
Ichigo was currently on a semi-romantic date with the fat cat we forgot the name of from the latter books. They were at the fat cat's mommy's house, the mistress of the house being conveniently out on errands, meaning the fat cat had shoved her into a Ziploc bag. (If you do not like the idea of shoving a cat into a Ziploc bag, believe that she really was out on errands.)
The two feline lovers were having a wonderful dinner of maggoty fish. Because the fat cat was a good momma's-boy, he hadn't given Ichigo a good night kiss yet. He had, however, given her a good morning kiss, a good afternoon kiss and a good in-between meals kiss, and a thanks-for-sleeping- with-mee-its-better-with-you-than-with-my-mommy kiss.
She hadn't turned human because of the kisses; because this is our fanfic and we say so.
Masaya randomly happened to wander by, and saw this scene and picked up Ichigo, asking "Has this obtuse thing been catnapping you?"
Then he gave her a kiss and she turned human cuz we say so and Masaya kicked the fat cat to China, where he landed in the rice patties and said "I'm getting bad vibes here." Then he ate the rice patties and exploded from fat-ness. Once again if the image of a cat exploding disturbs you in any shape or form simply believe that the cat had passed up the rice patties and is still in one piece.
Masaya asked the now human Ichigo who the fuck that cat was, and Ichigo replied in a tragic voice, "Oh the horror! He is this awful creature who kidnapped me and made me eat gross, maggoty fish with him!"
Masaya asked "Whats so gross about maggoty fish?" Ichigo said "Never mind."
Then Masaya took Ichigo home, and to take her mind off the trauma of kidnapping, they had nice, comfort sex.
Ichigo looked once again at her watch and said "Oh no! I'm late for my date with Kish!"
Masaya said, "Oh really, that's a pity. Well, because I'm too stupid to figure out that you're two-timing me, how about I drive you there?"
Ichigo said "That would be perfect."
Masaya drove his magical car to Kish's spaceship (once again, this is our fanfic, and the rules of physics don't apply in Fanficland, and we are aware that cars aren't magical...blah, blah, blah....).
Kish opened the door and said "Oh hi Ichigo." He then spotted Masaya and screamed "Who the hell is that bastard?!?"
Ichigo turned red and stammered "Oh, he's a friend. He's not my boyfriend! I've never kissed him! I wasn't sleeping with him five minutes ago! And, um, he's um...gay! Yeah, he's gay! So he doesn't like me!"
Masaya said "Hey wait! I'm not gay! I'm going out with-"Ichigo covered his mouth with her hand and said "Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaheheheh.... He's so funny right?" She rushed into Kish's spaceship and slammed the door.
Masaya said stupidly "I'm not gay." Then he drove away in his magic car to go on a date with his gym coach.
Kish was a tiny little bit smarter then Masaya, and got suspicious. So he planted a miniature camera on Ichigo while he was feeling her up, then brought her back to earth as if he didn't suspect anything.
Mar Mar: Another short chapter! Another total waste of someone's unlimited time! Review! we won't do the next chapter until we have at least 10 reviews!
Quicksilver: The next chapter disclaimer. Yay. MarMar and me don't own anything except for a broken down, beaten up slightly smudged and icky pooed barnie DVD (ok, so its quicksilver's. but I own my lil bro's weird construction vhs, which is just as annoying. Vroooom.) Which is better than you. MarMar: Hahahahahahahaha! You peeps lead sad, strange lives. Fat cat: Well, uh excuse me, I am in this chapter betrayed by my girlfriend, kicked to china, and exploded. I could youse some self pity here, not just insults and... MarMar and Quicksilver: Shut up.
Oh, yeah: THANK Y'ALL SOOOOO MUCH FOR REVIEWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE U ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY AND TRULY!!!!!!!!!!! PLEEZ REVIEW MORE!!!!!!!!!!!! UH OH, I THINK THAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK...OH WELL... By the way, what does PWP mean? Please excuse our stupidity, but this is our firstish fanfic, and Quicksilver only learned what lol meant about 3 months ago. Sad, ain't it? Oh and KrysOfDeath; there is a kind of Ichigo/kish pairing, but lets just say that its fate is uncertain. Muahahahahaaha.........
Ichigo was currently on a semi-romantic date with the fat cat we forgot the name of from the latter books. They were at the fat cat's mommy's house, the mistress of the house being conveniently out on errands, meaning the fat cat had shoved her into a Ziploc bag. (If you do not like the idea of shoving a cat into a Ziploc bag, believe that she really was out on errands.)
The two feline lovers were having a wonderful dinner of maggoty fish. Because the fat cat was a good momma's-boy, he hadn't given Ichigo a good night kiss yet. He had, however, given her a good morning kiss, a good afternoon kiss and a good in-between meals kiss, and a thanks-for-sleeping- with-mee-its-better-with-you-than-with-my-mommy kiss.
She hadn't turned human because of the kisses; because this is our fanfic and we say so.
Masaya randomly happened to wander by, and saw this scene and picked up Ichigo, asking "Has this obtuse thing been catnapping you?"
Then he gave her a kiss and she turned human cuz we say so and Masaya kicked the fat cat to China, where he landed in the rice patties and said "I'm getting bad vibes here." Then he ate the rice patties and exploded from fat-ness. Once again if the image of a cat exploding disturbs you in any shape or form simply believe that the cat had passed up the rice patties and is still in one piece.
Masaya asked the now human Ichigo who the fuck that cat was, and Ichigo replied in a tragic voice, "Oh the horror! He is this awful creature who kidnapped me and made me eat gross, maggoty fish with him!"
Masaya asked "Whats so gross about maggoty fish?" Ichigo said "Never mind."
Then Masaya took Ichigo home, and to take her mind off the trauma of kidnapping, they had nice, comfort sex.
Ichigo looked once again at her watch and said "Oh no! I'm late for my date with Kish!"
Masaya said, "Oh really, that's a pity. Well, because I'm too stupid to figure out that you're two-timing me, how about I drive you there?"
Ichigo said "That would be perfect."
Masaya drove his magical car to Kish's spaceship (once again, this is our fanfic, and the rules of physics don't apply in Fanficland, and we are aware that cars aren't magical...blah, blah, blah....).
Kish opened the door and said "Oh hi Ichigo." He then spotted Masaya and screamed "Who the hell is that bastard?!?"
Ichigo turned red and stammered "Oh, he's a friend. He's not my boyfriend! I've never kissed him! I wasn't sleeping with him five minutes ago! And, um, he's um...gay! Yeah, he's gay! So he doesn't like me!"
Masaya said "Hey wait! I'm not gay! I'm going out with-"Ichigo covered his mouth with her hand and said "Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaheheheh.... He's so funny right?" She rushed into Kish's spaceship and slammed the door.
Masaya said stupidly "I'm not gay." Then he drove away in his magic car to go on a date with his gym coach.
Kish was a tiny little bit smarter then Masaya, and got suspicious. So he planted a miniature camera on Ichigo while he was feeling her up, then brought her back to earth as if he didn't suspect anything.
Mar Mar: Another short chapter! Another total waste of someone's unlimited time! Review! we won't do the next chapter until we have at least 10 reviews!