In which Quicksilver Foxx and Mar Mar rant about all things Mew Mew.
Wazzup! Quicksilver here. We got bored and decided to add in a little extra thingy rant page. But....tragically, we are not allowed to make rants on fanficton.net, so we decided that it's not really a rant, but just something in the general area. Truly. No doubt there whatsoever. If you have anything that you want to rant about that has to do with Tokyo Mew Mew, please send all questions and complaints down to the little button that says 'review' and you shall find the inner peace.
Mar Mar: You know, there is absolutely positively nothing more I like to do than RANT! Yippee! I'm soooo exited! does ranting warm-up yoga exercises
Oh yeh. We disclaim every single fuckin' thang that has to remotely with Tokyo, or mew mews.
camera focus on Mar Mar and Quicksilver, sitting in a café, drinking tea and daintily nibbling biscuits
Quicksilver: hey, Mar Mar, isn't it annoying that kish doesn't get Ichigo, but Masaya does? They are so cute together. Ichigo and Kish were totally hot in the last book. And also, pudding and tart never are in an actual affair, they just like each other. Sad. And, also, what happened to the Ichigo/Ryou pairing? It just fizzled out. And you never really learned about all the mysteries put up in the first book. And pie is all mushy. He says 'humans are wonderful beings.' Hmmm.
Mar Mar: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Quicksilver: yup! ORGY!!!!!!
Mar Mar: The author person is great at cheesy story lines and all, but you know something? (lowers voice) SHE SUCKS AT PAIRINGS! I mean, the only peeps who actually were good in a pairing were Ichigo and Masaya. Kish and Ichigo only kissed like, once, Mint and Zakuro never even were a pairing because everyone is a stupid fucking homophobe, she sooooo hinted at Ryou and Keicciro but nothing more than mushy and hug happened there, lettuce and ryou were almost in a pair but weren't, and pudding and tart just fell flat. BORING! This is so stupid! starts to shriek YAOI! YAOI! YAOI! YOAI!...
Quicksilver: It was cool seeing Keicciro in a priest's outfit. Even though I'm not Christian. He looked hot.
Mar Mar: But didn't you swear off men forever?
Quicksilver: Don't remind me.
Kish randomly pops up Really? Cool! Tell me all the gruesome details! Please? puppy eyes
Quicksilver: picks up mallet and destroys Kish (Mar Mar: U.U) Not telling anything. Ha ha. I also thought that Zakuro and Deep Blue thingy would have made a good pair. They both had the same style of hair. Maybe our next fanfic will be about that.
Mar Mar: On the subject of costumes, didn't you notice how everytime the Mew Mews changed into superheroes, they were completely starkers?
Quicksilver: Isn't that a bit heavy for a children's book? I mean, its rated Y. And we weren't on the subject of costumes.
Mar Mar: Whatever. But you see, actually, they weren't really naked. Either it was a side view with them covering their boobs, or they were all huddled into a little ball, or something was covering their pee-places (like Masaya covers Ichigo in the seventh book) and they didn't have real boobs. Just lumpy chests. Also, Masaya was almost naked, but he was all covered up by Deep Blue whatnot. Eyes get watery It was so sad...
Quicksilver: smoke starts emitting from fox ears THAT IS SOOO FRIKKIN' ANNOYING! THEY ARE CENSORING OUR PORN! NOBODY CENSORS MY PORN AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
Mar Mar: hides under table Yeah! We should make a protest! - I get to make all the little signs! Lets see...we'll need a PORN IS GOOD sign, and a ITS BAD ENOUGH ALREADY, DON'T COVER UP PORN, and also DON'T BE A PRUDE, COVERING PORN IS RUDE one!
Quicksilver: OK! -
(15 minutes later)
Mar Mar: that was a very enjoyable little protest, was it not?
Quicksilver: Yeah! I especially enjoyed the part where rabid nuns started chasing us, screaming that we were insulting the lord and whatnot.
Mar Mar: Well, actually, I preferred the part where the police put us under arrest and turned into green aliens that tried to eat our brains...but whatever. We have to get back to business. Don't you think that it sucks that everyone dies at the end, but then cheezily come back to life? Feh.
Quicksilver: Yeah, I know! I also hated that the other mew mews said to Ichigo Mew Mew "Only you can defend the earth" like seven billion times. We understood it the first time. They should have died sooner. And the whole seventh book was all about one frikkin' fight and was like five pages long! I mean, really! Also the duel between Kish and Deep Blue thingy was like two seconds long. There wasn't any hot stuff going on! No making out, guy- on-guy disrobing....mmumph!...
Kish pops up and quietly murders Quicksilver
Mar Mar: That is so true! I also hate all the cheesy names for things. Like their attacks, like "Strawberry Bell Bell!" is cute and it's supposed to be cheesy, you know? But, they make names like "Tokyo Continental Renaissance." I mean, I see where the Tokyo part comes in, But Tokyo is not a continent. And renaissance is just plain weird. And why would the alien dudes attack Tokyo anyways? It's just an island. I think. Geography is not one of my strong subjects.
Quicksilver has mysteriously returned from the dead Talking of cheesy, I hate how in the first etc. books, all the characters are all like in breathy voices 'oh boy, words are coming into my head...Strawberry Bell Bell!' That is just lame. And they all seem to know each other. Like Ichigo in the first book is all like "Oh, no, Mint! Oh dear, you must fight, Mint! You must transform!" eerk...
Mar Mar: Did you hear that they are coming out with a tokyo mew mew TV series? I bet it is a rip-off of the original and that it sucks.
Quicksilver: You bet it is! Oh boy...I feel a big rant coming on... yumogweigwyfeydingzou... yumogweigwyfeydingzou...(she is practicing her Jackie Chan uncle meditation zen etc technique)
Mar Mar: O.oU
Quicksilver: breathe in...breathe out...OK! So, you know how Ichigo means strawberry, and Zakuro pineapple, etc? Wueaalll, in the English thing, they are just calling them all by their English food group names! It is sooo much cooler in Japanese! They are changing everyone's names! Even Keicchiro will be like Chopsticks and Masaya like Milkshake or whatever! Ryou will be Ryan! That is very lame. And they will make it all cutsie and cut out all hints of yaoi and semi-nudity, like when there is transforming, or where in the first book Ryou has his shirt of and his fly open, and in the other book where Ryou lands on Ichigo and looks like he's going to rape her, and when they show Ryou and Keiichiro hugging, etc. And, they will add in new thingies and episodes that the lame director just 'feels' like putting in, and they'll change all the animation, and it won't be Tokyo mew mew anymore. This is the worst part.
Mar Mar: What will it be?
Quicksilver: It will...It will...it...will...be...HOLLYWOOD MEW MEW!
MarMar:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (etc)
Quicksilver: It won't be based in Japan anymore! It'll be placed in Hollywood!
Mar Mar: It burns! It burns!
Quicksilver: Isn't it terrible? And they'll add in Morals and Lessons, so it won't just be watching pretty girls in pervy outfits!
Lettuce: well, actually, there is a moral. It is to keep the environment healthy and to...
Quicksilver: Don't burst my bubble. Also, they'll delete out all the pervy costumes and waitress costumes!
Mar Mar: (drools) So they'll all be starkers?
Quicksilver: No, baka, they'll all be wearing nice, sensible school clothes!
Mar Mar: starts to cry I just can't take it anymore...
Quicksilver: I bet that Masaya and Ichigo won't even be a pair and Mint will not be a rabid fangirl for Zakuro! We should do another protest!
Mar Mar: Yay! Protest! --
Have any rants you'd like to inform the world about? Review, and maybe later we will make another chapter like this! But don't worry, chapter 3 is on the way!
Wazzup! Quicksilver here. We got bored and decided to add in a little extra thingy rant page. But....tragically, we are not allowed to make rants on fanficton.net, so we decided that it's not really a rant, but just something in the general area. Truly. No doubt there whatsoever. If you have anything that you want to rant about that has to do with Tokyo Mew Mew, please send all questions and complaints down to the little button that says 'review' and you shall find the inner peace.
Mar Mar: You know, there is absolutely positively nothing more I like to do than RANT! Yippee! I'm soooo exited! does ranting warm-up yoga exercises
Oh yeh. We disclaim every single fuckin' thang that has to remotely with Tokyo, or mew mews.
camera focus on Mar Mar and Quicksilver, sitting in a café, drinking tea and daintily nibbling biscuits
Quicksilver: hey, Mar Mar, isn't it annoying that kish doesn't get Ichigo, but Masaya does? They are so cute together. Ichigo and Kish were totally hot in the last book. And also, pudding and tart never are in an actual affair, they just like each other. Sad. And, also, what happened to the Ichigo/Ryou pairing? It just fizzled out. And you never really learned about all the mysteries put up in the first book. And pie is all mushy. He says 'humans are wonderful beings.' Hmmm.
Mar Mar: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Quicksilver: yup! ORGY!!!!!!
Mar Mar: The author person is great at cheesy story lines and all, but you know something? (lowers voice) SHE SUCKS AT PAIRINGS! I mean, the only peeps who actually were good in a pairing were Ichigo and Masaya. Kish and Ichigo only kissed like, once, Mint and Zakuro never even were a pairing because everyone is a stupid fucking homophobe, she sooooo hinted at Ryou and Keicciro but nothing more than mushy and hug happened there, lettuce and ryou were almost in a pair but weren't, and pudding and tart just fell flat. BORING! This is so stupid! starts to shriek YAOI! YAOI! YAOI! YOAI!...
Quicksilver: It was cool seeing Keicciro in a priest's outfit. Even though I'm not Christian. He looked hot.
Mar Mar: But didn't you swear off men forever?
Quicksilver: Don't remind me.
Kish randomly pops up Really? Cool! Tell me all the gruesome details! Please? puppy eyes
Quicksilver: picks up mallet and destroys Kish (Mar Mar: U.U) Not telling anything. Ha ha. I also thought that Zakuro and Deep Blue thingy would have made a good pair. They both had the same style of hair. Maybe our next fanfic will be about that.
Mar Mar: On the subject of costumes, didn't you notice how everytime the Mew Mews changed into superheroes, they were completely starkers?
Quicksilver: Isn't that a bit heavy for a children's book? I mean, its rated Y. And we weren't on the subject of costumes.
Mar Mar: Whatever. But you see, actually, they weren't really naked. Either it was a side view with them covering their boobs, or they were all huddled into a little ball, or something was covering their pee-places (like Masaya covers Ichigo in the seventh book) and they didn't have real boobs. Just lumpy chests. Also, Masaya was almost naked, but he was all covered up by Deep Blue whatnot. Eyes get watery It was so sad...
Quicksilver: smoke starts emitting from fox ears THAT IS SOOO FRIKKIN' ANNOYING! THEY ARE CENSORING OUR PORN! NOBODY CENSORS MY PORN AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
Mar Mar: hides under table Yeah! We should make a protest! - I get to make all the little signs! Lets see...we'll need a PORN IS GOOD sign, and a ITS BAD ENOUGH ALREADY, DON'T COVER UP PORN, and also DON'T BE A PRUDE, COVERING PORN IS RUDE one!
Quicksilver: OK! -
(15 minutes later)
Mar Mar: that was a very enjoyable little protest, was it not?
Quicksilver: Yeah! I especially enjoyed the part where rabid nuns started chasing us, screaming that we were insulting the lord and whatnot.
Mar Mar: Well, actually, I preferred the part where the police put us under arrest and turned into green aliens that tried to eat our brains...but whatever. We have to get back to business. Don't you think that it sucks that everyone dies at the end, but then cheezily come back to life? Feh.
Quicksilver: Yeah, I know! I also hated that the other mew mews said to Ichigo Mew Mew "Only you can defend the earth" like seven billion times. We understood it the first time. They should have died sooner. And the whole seventh book was all about one frikkin' fight and was like five pages long! I mean, really! Also the duel between Kish and Deep Blue thingy was like two seconds long. There wasn't any hot stuff going on! No making out, guy- on-guy disrobing....mmumph!...
Kish pops up and quietly murders Quicksilver
Mar Mar: That is so true! I also hate all the cheesy names for things. Like their attacks, like "Strawberry Bell Bell!" is cute and it's supposed to be cheesy, you know? But, they make names like "Tokyo Continental Renaissance." I mean, I see where the Tokyo part comes in, But Tokyo is not a continent. And renaissance is just plain weird. And why would the alien dudes attack Tokyo anyways? It's just an island. I think. Geography is not one of my strong subjects.
Quicksilver has mysteriously returned from the dead Talking of cheesy, I hate how in the first etc. books, all the characters are all like in breathy voices 'oh boy, words are coming into my head...Strawberry Bell Bell!' That is just lame. And they all seem to know each other. Like Ichigo in the first book is all like "Oh, no, Mint! Oh dear, you must fight, Mint! You must transform!" eerk...
Mar Mar: Did you hear that they are coming out with a tokyo mew mew TV series? I bet it is a rip-off of the original and that it sucks.
Quicksilver: You bet it is! Oh boy...I feel a big rant coming on... yumogweigwyfeydingzou... yumogweigwyfeydingzou...(she is practicing her Jackie Chan uncle meditation zen etc technique)
Mar Mar: O.oU
Quicksilver: breathe in...breathe out...OK! So, you know how Ichigo means strawberry, and Zakuro pineapple, etc? Wueaalll, in the English thing, they are just calling them all by their English food group names! It is sooo much cooler in Japanese! They are changing everyone's names! Even Keicchiro will be like Chopsticks and Masaya like Milkshake or whatever! Ryou will be Ryan! That is very lame. And they will make it all cutsie and cut out all hints of yaoi and semi-nudity, like when there is transforming, or where in the first book Ryou has his shirt of and his fly open, and in the other book where Ryou lands on Ichigo and looks like he's going to rape her, and when they show Ryou and Keiichiro hugging, etc. And, they will add in new thingies and episodes that the lame director just 'feels' like putting in, and they'll change all the animation, and it won't be Tokyo mew mew anymore. This is the worst part.
Mar Mar: What will it be?
Quicksilver: It will...It will...it...will...be...HOLLYWOOD MEW MEW!
MarMar:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (etc)
Quicksilver: It won't be based in Japan anymore! It'll be placed in Hollywood!
Mar Mar: It burns! It burns!
Quicksilver: Isn't it terrible? And they'll add in Morals and Lessons, so it won't just be watching pretty girls in pervy outfits!
Lettuce: well, actually, there is a moral. It is to keep the environment healthy and to...
Quicksilver: Don't burst my bubble. Also, they'll delete out all the pervy costumes and waitress costumes!
Mar Mar: (drools) So they'll all be starkers?
Quicksilver: No, baka, they'll all be wearing nice, sensible school clothes!
Mar Mar: starts to cry I just can't take it anymore...
Quicksilver: I bet that Masaya and Ichigo won't even be a pair and Mint will not be a rabid fangirl for Zakuro! We should do another protest!
Mar Mar: Yay! Protest! --
Have any rants you'd like to inform the world about? Review, and maybe later we will make another chapter like this! But don't worry, chapter 3 is on the way!