Chapter 3: Random nothings and Kish sets on his mission
Quicksilver: Hello you wonderful peeps! Today Marmar has taken a coffee break (because she is on month long vacation with the family of DOOOOM), and instead here I haveeeeeeeeee............................ROAE!!!!!! (short for 'root of all evil.' Yay.) Yes, Roae really does exist in the world outside the computer screen. Like me...hn...to be or not to be... Back to the disclaimer. We don't own anything except our alternate personalities. And even then they eat us inside our soul rooms sometimes. La di da.
Also, I am sorry because I had a mixup in some name thingies. But the right ones are even SCARIER! Kyle for Keicciro? Pam for Zakuro? Patty for pudding? Mina for mint? Lory for Lettuce?.................................................................hmm m............. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yes, thank u guys who want to protest with us...we must arrange tea sometime to get all our protest thingiemabobs together...
And also, we just wanted to write stuff like, have you guys ever noticed how Tokyo mew mew has like 115 peeps currently, and other anime like Devil vs. Devil whatever and Astro Boy whatnot have like, 4? Or 1? That is sad beyond sad.
Roae: Tokyo Mew Mew didn't always have 115 peeps.
Quicksilver: (Sighs dreamily, thoughtful expression on face) oh yeah... I remember the day when there were only 8 members...how long ago that was...
And also, I am very sorry in not updating immediately. My computer had a sucky virus, and the internet is all screwed up, and porn popups are everywhere, and... Ichigo: Hey! get on with the story already! Back at the Tokyo café, instead of casually asking each other how each other's day had been while secretly checking out the other's ass, Ryou and Keiccharo were not making intelligent noises of any sort. They were making the noises of a person with another person's tongue jammed down their thought and were trying ho get their tongue in the same position.
Ryou pulled away then casually asked in a whisper "How was your day?"
Keiichiro smiled and said "It was great. I went to a café with Ichi-oh Ryou there's an itch on my back, can you scratch it??"
Ryou searched Keiccharo's back with his hands (and tongue- eeew!) for an itch that did not exist, his hands slowly roaming lower, lower ...LOWER.....and that was the end of their conversation.
Pudding had somehow gotten into the spaceship and was chasing Tart around with an expression on her face that suggested that she had been fused with the DNA of a fuzzy streetlamp. Don't ask.
"Tar Tar!" she exclaimed, pulling him into a tight hug, causing his face to take on an odd mixture of the colors red and green. She then smiled cutely and gave him a piece of candy.
The alien sighed. 'I swear I only put up with the little pest for candy. I feel absolutely nothing for the adorable kawaii little monkey girl.'
Don't kid yourself Tart, it is defeating the purpose of this scene, and consequently bad for your health, just like everything else that people feel other people shouldn't do, but it is perfectly acceptable if they are the person in question.
Roae: I don't get this part. Fuzzy street lamp? Quicksilver: Don't ask me. Mar Mar wrote this one. Mar Mar(from her lonely vacation planet): Hey!
Meanwhile Kish was watching Ichigo's surroundings with the camera so cleverly installed on her chest. Though he greatly enjoyed the view when Ichigo looked at herself naked in the mirror, he saw nothing suspicious because Kish had been Ichigo's last date that day.
The next day though, brought a whole new slew of revelations. Kish watched, from Ichigo's chest point of view, as Ichigo danced with Ryou, played strip BS with Mint (the fact that there were only 2 people helped the two get naked faster), made out with Keiccharo, had sex with Masaya, and mourned the loss of the fat cat.
Not that Kish enjoyed many of the images brought by the camera of Ichigo's partners, but porn is addictive.
The clever alien wrote down who Ichigo was dating and noting who he could blackmail if needed, then, being the nice person he is, went to warn the victims of the pink-haired vixen's sluttiness.
Masaya was walking home from screwing Ichigo when he saw Kish, who was picking out a present for his girlfriend to bribe her into being with him and only him.
Kish ran up to a dark haired boy who looked slightly like Masaya. "Um.... You're Masaya, right?" he asked. The dark haired boy looked at Kish like he was insane, then ran off screaming bloody murder. 'I guess not,' Kish thought to himself.
"You were looking for me?" Masaya asked, poking Kish on the pressure point on the back of his neck. Since aliens have different pressure points than humans, this had no effect but making Kish turn around which was the original intention anyways, so all is well.
"Yes I was. Hello Masaya," Kish said, suddenly feeling like removing the human's head from his body, just because.
"Hello. You are one of the freaks invading earth, the one who likes Ichigo, right?"
Kish nodded. "Um...about that. Masaya, my name is Kish. You drove Ichigo to my house yesterday. Remember?"
Masaya nodded too. "I think so...Ichigo called me gay. I wonder why?" he blushed slightly, trying to cover up the pink fake leather with fake feathers purse currently slung around his shoulders.
Kish sighed. 'This dude is hopeless. Why did Ichigo even bother going out with him anyway? He must be REALLY good in bed.' "You see, Ichigo was trying to cover up the fact that she was dating you."
"Why? We like each other, and that's all that counts!"
'Masaya is so stupid. Does this really need to be spelled out for him? I mean, when the guy your girlfriend said she was late to a date with starts talking about hiding stuff from you, normal guys would catch on quicker. In fact, any normal guy would have figured out the obvious when the girl said something about a date with another guy.' "The thing is, she didn't want me to know that you two were dating. There is a reason for this. You see, Ichigo and I have been dating ever since I first came to Earth."
A long silence followed this confession. Masaya was the first to break the uncomfortable pause. "....................So?"
Kish nearly fell over. "So that means she's not being loyal to you! She's betraying you! What do you have to say to that? Are you only using her for sex? Is that why you don't care? I mean, that's my motive for dating her too, but..."
Masaya blinked. The only word that penetrated his thick skull was 'sex'. "Sex? Where? I thought Ichigo had something to do tonight!"
Kish sighed again. "She did have something to do tonight. She went to go have sex with Ryou."
The whole sentence (wow! A record!) got through to Masaya, and he fell over laughing. "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yeah right. You're just trying to break up Ichigo and me! Get a life, stupid alien dude."
"It's true!" Kish insisted.
"Get out of my sight, you freak! It's just another stupid world dominating tactic!" Masaya insisted.
Kish sighed. "What world domination? I'm pretending to be trying to take over the world so that I can peek up the mew mews' skirts and be there to see when their boobs pop out of their suits when they're fighting. One of these days..." Kish wandered away with a dreamy look in his eyes, not paying attention and consequently ran into a street sign. Masaya was still unconvinced. Oh yeah guys, thank you all sooooo much for reviewing! (starts to cry). We actually have 15 reviews! (I think. That's what roae told me since my internet is all screwed up and I can't check for myself). boo hoo...I love you all so much...waaaa...I think I have pms... Whatever. Please review more! We won't update until we have 20 reviews! Muahahahahahahahaha! Hugs and kisses to all of u out there!
Quicksilver: Hello you wonderful peeps! Today Marmar has taken a coffee break (because she is on month long vacation with the family of DOOOOM), and instead here I haveeeeeeeeee............................ROAE!!!!!! (short for 'root of all evil.' Yay.) Yes, Roae really does exist in the world outside the computer screen. Like me...hn...to be or not to be... Back to the disclaimer. We don't own anything except our alternate personalities. And even then they eat us inside our soul rooms sometimes. La di da.
Also, I am sorry because I had a mixup in some name thingies. But the right ones are even SCARIER! Kyle for Keicciro? Pam for Zakuro? Patty for pudding? Mina for mint? Lory for Lettuce?.................................................................hmm m............. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yes, thank u guys who want to protest with us...we must arrange tea sometime to get all our protest thingiemabobs together...
And also, we just wanted to write stuff like, have you guys ever noticed how Tokyo mew mew has like 115 peeps currently, and other anime like Devil vs. Devil whatever and Astro Boy whatnot have like, 4? Or 1? That is sad beyond sad.
Roae: Tokyo Mew Mew didn't always have 115 peeps.
Quicksilver: (Sighs dreamily, thoughtful expression on face) oh yeah... I remember the day when there were only 8 members...how long ago that was...
And also, I am very sorry in not updating immediately. My computer had a sucky virus, and the internet is all screwed up, and porn popups are everywhere, and... Ichigo: Hey! get on with the story already! Back at the Tokyo café, instead of casually asking each other how each other's day had been while secretly checking out the other's ass, Ryou and Keiccharo were not making intelligent noises of any sort. They were making the noises of a person with another person's tongue jammed down their thought and were trying ho get their tongue in the same position.
Ryou pulled away then casually asked in a whisper "How was your day?"
Keiichiro smiled and said "It was great. I went to a café with Ichi-oh Ryou there's an itch on my back, can you scratch it??"
Ryou searched Keiccharo's back with his hands (and tongue- eeew!) for an itch that did not exist, his hands slowly roaming lower, lower ...LOWER.....and that was the end of their conversation.
Pudding had somehow gotten into the spaceship and was chasing Tart around with an expression on her face that suggested that she had been fused with the DNA of a fuzzy streetlamp. Don't ask.
"Tar Tar!" she exclaimed, pulling him into a tight hug, causing his face to take on an odd mixture of the colors red and green. She then smiled cutely and gave him a piece of candy.
The alien sighed. 'I swear I only put up with the little pest for candy. I feel absolutely nothing for the adorable kawaii little monkey girl.'
Don't kid yourself Tart, it is defeating the purpose of this scene, and consequently bad for your health, just like everything else that people feel other people shouldn't do, but it is perfectly acceptable if they are the person in question.
Roae: I don't get this part. Fuzzy street lamp? Quicksilver: Don't ask me. Mar Mar wrote this one. Mar Mar(from her lonely vacation planet): Hey!
Meanwhile Kish was watching Ichigo's surroundings with the camera so cleverly installed on her chest. Though he greatly enjoyed the view when Ichigo looked at herself naked in the mirror, he saw nothing suspicious because Kish had been Ichigo's last date that day.
The next day though, brought a whole new slew of revelations. Kish watched, from Ichigo's chest point of view, as Ichigo danced with Ryou, played strip BS with Mint (the fact that there were only 2 people helped the two get naked faster), made out with Keiccharo, had sex with Masaya, and mourned the loss of the fat cat.
Not that Kish enjoyed many of the images brought by the camera of Ichigo's partners, but porn is addictive.
The clever alien wrote down who Ichigo was dating and noting who he could blackmail if needed, then, being the nice person he is, went to warn the victims of the pink-haired vixen's sluttiness.
Masaya was walking home from screwing Ichigo when he saw Kish, who was picking out a present for his girlfriend to bribe her into being with him and only him.
Kish ran up to a dark haired boy who looked slightly like Masaya. "Um.... You're Masaya, right?" he asked. The dark haired boy looked at Kish like he was insane, then ran off screaming bloody murder. 'I guess not,' Kish thought to himself.
"You were looking for me?" Masaya asked, poking Kish on the pressure point on the back of his neck. Since aliens have different pressure points than humans, this had no effect but making Kish turn around which was the original intention anyways, so all is well.
"Yes I was. Hello Masaya," Kish said, suddenly feeling like removing the human's head from his body, just because.
"Hello. You are one of the freaks invading earth, the one who likes Ichigo, right?"
Kish nodded. "Um...about that. Masaya, my name is Kish. You drove Ichigo to my house yesterday. Remember?"
Masaya nodded too. "I think so...Ichigo called me gay. I wonder why?" he blushed slightly, trying to cover up the pink fake leather with fake feathers purse currently slung around his shoulders.
Kish sighed. 'This dude is hopeless. Why did Ichigo even bother going out with him anyway? He must be REALLY good in bed.' "You see, Ichigo was trying to cover up the fact that she was dating you."
"Why? We like each other, and that's all that counts!"
'Masaya is so stupid. Does this really need to be spelled out for him? I mean, when the guy your girlfriend said she was late to a date with starts talking about hiding stuff from you, normal guys would catch on quicker. In fact, any normal guy would have figured out the obvious when the girl said something about a date with another guy.' "The thing is, she didn't want me to know that you two were dating. There is a reason for this. You see, Ichigo and I have been dating ever since I first came to Earth."
A long silence followed this confession. Masaya was the first to break the uncomfortable pause. "....................So?"
Kish nearly fell over. "So that means she's not being loyal to you! She's betraying you! What do you have to say to that? Are you only using her for sex? Is that why you don't care? I mean, that's my motive for dating her too, but..."
Masaya blinked. The only word that penetrated his thick skull was 'sex'. "Sex? Where? I thought Ichigo had something to do tonight!"
Kish sighed again. "She did have something to do tonight. She went to go have sex with Ryou."
The whole sentence (wow! A record!) got through to Masaya, and he fell over laughing. "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yeah right. You're just trying to break up Ichigo and me! Get a life, stupid alien dude."
"It's true!" Kish insisted.
"Get out of my sight, you freak! It's just another stupid world dominating tactic!" Masaya insisted.
Kish sighed. "What world domination? I'm pretending to be trying to take over the world so that I can peek up the mew mews' skirts and be there to see when their boobs pop out of their suits when they're fighting. One of these days..." Kish wandered away with a dreamy look in his eyes, not paying attention and consequently ran into a street sign. Masaya was still unconvinced. Oh yeah guys, thank you all sooooo much for reviewing! (starts to cry). We actually have 15 reviews! (I think. That's what roae told me since my internet is all screwed up and I can't check for myself). boo hoo...I love you all so much...waaaa...I think I have pms... Whatever. Please review more! We won't update until we have 20 reviews! Muahahahahahahahaha! Hugs and kisses to all of u out there!