Opposite Ends

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Fire: What's that red light in the black box mean?

Dragon: The camera is on you idiot!

Momiji runs by: Fire's an idiot! Fire's an idiot!

Fire: You wanna start something floppy ears!

Momiji runs away: AH! TOHRU! FIRE'S HURTING ME!

Fire: I DIDN'T TOUCH THE DAMN RABBIT!

Dragon: yet +

Hatori: Find out what happens to Momiji after the chapter /turns around/ wait! Don't kill him already!

Haru/shifty eyes/ I think its time for reviews.

Silver Hart: We switched our format thanks to your kind criticism unlike some other people!

Sami the archangel: Thanks for the tip!

Aurora Angel Fox:

Fire: Akito rules! Except for the whole hurting Hari's eye!

Dragon: What about Yuki?

Fire: You know I HATE no LOATH Yuki! So I don't care about 'im

Dragon: Well Hatori sucks too!

Fire: You take that back you!

Well anyway….. Ayame does act like Pegasus, but he's still cool! If you thought the characters were strange last chapter…. They're about to get a whole lot stranger!

-Curses!

Everyone was on their way to Hatori's office & Momiji was kicking and screaming "I don't wanna go! I don't wanna GO!" "Shut your mouth ya dang rabbit!" Haru yells at him!

Everyone arrives at Hatori's office. "Everyone take your seat." Hatori commands. Everyone looks at the chairs and sees there are only three. Haru, Yuki, and Kyo quickly grab the chairs. "Be gentlemen." Hatori says.

All of a sudden Yuki and Haru pull Ryoko to them so she is lying on their laps (her head is on Haru's lap). Mika is still standing and Kyo is being glared at by Hatori and before she realizes it Kyo has pulled her to him and made her sit on his lap.

Haru starts playing with Ryoko's hair out of sheer boredom and likes the feel of the silky strands. Ryoko glares at Haru "You may have a nice lap, but don't mess with the hair." Ryoko states.

"Did you just say you like my lap?" Haru asks. Instead of getting a reply you hear faint snoring.

"Wha! She fainted!" Haru asks and gets an evil smirk on his face, but it vanishes when Ryoko slides her hand to the side of her face right above… well…certain male parts.

"Apparently she does like your lap." Yuki states to Haru rather jealously. "Apparently she thinks your lap's a couch." Mika snides. "Why'd she do that!" Momiji yells. "Well you see we're under a curse," Mika says, everyone's attention is caught, "Whenever someone asks a question we are forced to tell the truth. Now Ryoko has trained herself to fall asleep whenever someone asks a question she doesn't want to answer. Me, on the other hand, have not mastered that yet." Mika explains.

"I'm not quite sure that's healthy." Hatori says with a blank expression on his face (a/n: Like it's be any other expression!). "Who are you to question us on our health!" Mika questions loudly. "The school doctor." He replies. Mika starts blushing uncontrollably . "Well, well, well, this shall be interesting." Ryoko wakes up and snidely remarks and turns to Haru. "Hell YES!…wait…NO!" she buries her head in Haru's neck.

"What was that?" Momiji asks. "The answer to Haru's question.," Mika states, "Well, well, well, this shall be interesting……….does anybody know what "shall" means, ANYBODY AT ALL!" Anime sweat drops all around!

"Well with that behind us…," Ryoko mumbles from Haru's neck, "mmm… smells good!" No one seems to hear that last part except for Haru, who just isn't saying anything, he just smirks and holds on tighter. "Comfy Ryoko?" Haru asks. "Yes, you?" she replies. "Yes quite comfy." "And you Yuki, are you comfy?" Glare Glare Glare at Haru.

"Well, well, well. This shall be interesting." Mika states. "Are you planning to set his hair on fire because that's my job." Ryoko states the obvious, but of course the Sohmas are ignorant. So Hatori asks, "What?" and raises his eyebrow.(a/n: Fire: OOOO I can do that too!). "Let's just say she has the power to create and wield fire… she's a pyrokinetic rat!" Mika explains. "Shut up you telekinetic cat! An orange one at that!" Ryoko retorts. "Well look at that another cat and rat!" Momiji exclaims!

Mika throws a punch at Ryoko, while Ryoko throws a punch at Mika. Their fists collide and they fall back into their respective laps (Mika in Kyo's and Ryoko in Yuki's). Ryoko jumps on Yuki head and makes herself comfy while Yuki is still in shock. Kyo picks up Mika and brings her to eye, "What the hell happened to you guys?" he asks. "What does it look like, I turned into a cat and Ryoko turned into a rat! It happens all the time." Mika replies. "Dimwit what else would it have been?" Ryoko opens an eye lazily saying.

Suddenly………………(a/n: Fire: Maybe we should just end it here: Dragon:Whack It's not even 1,000 words yet! You Dunderhead: Fire: Fine fine fine!) A giant monkey pops out of the closet! (a/n: Fire: Now this posses many questions, Why is there a monkey? Why is there a closet in Hatori's office? And WHERE did the monkey come from: Dragon: What's with the monkeys their not supposed to be here: Fire: I like monkeys: Dragon: OOOO do you, I think someone likes Ritsu: Fire: Do you wanna be paired up with Ritsu in my next new story: Dragon: Oh My Dear Sweet God Please SAVE ME!)

Suddenly……………..(a/n: F&D: Let's try this again! We'll shut up now) Kagura walks in screaming " Kyo! My LOVE!" "Stay away from me and my cat!" Kyo warns! "I'm not your cat." Mika says. "There's two of you! GOODY!" Kagura excitedly squeals! "I'm not Kyo! I'm Mika, and you better……STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" Mika yells as she picks up Kagura with her powers and sends her flying across the room banging into objects along the way.

"UGH! Mika just send her away before I burn her to ashes…..oops sorry too late. Just send away the ashes!" Ryoko states. She complies and Kagura's ashes are zapped out of the room. Everyone turns back to Hatori. Just then Hatori says, "Yuki you might want to run away, far away where they wont be able to find you." Yuki just stares at him with a look of complete confusion.

"Yuki, Lucky Kyo, how wonderful to see you! Oh…,but am I seeing double?" Ayame declares as he and Akito walk into the room. "Now I know why he told me to run." Yuki grumbles under his breath until you hear POOF and see two rats sitting on a chair. "Could you warn me before you do that!" Ryoko states. "You were the one who landed on me!" Yuki retorts. "Yeah sorry about that, I was sitting on your head." "And why were you sitting on my head?" "It was comfy! What did you want me to sit on spiky haired guy its hurts!

"What's going on here?" Akito asks (a/n:Fire: In that oh so sexy voice of his!). "What! No, Wait! I didn't go into the cookie jar!" Mika yells! You see her paw reaching into a 'Sucker' jar. "Hatori why do you have that there?" Akito asks. "They're for actual patients not little cats." Hatori answers.

You hear little moan and see big puppy dog eyes on Mika's cute little cat face. "Oh please, spare me!" Ryoko says under her breath. "No really I want to why there are more animals here…" Akito starts, "Than there should be!" Kyo finishes!

"Well it all started with our late great-great-grandfather……………………"

TBC

Hatori: Now to find out what happened to Momiji.

Fire: Get Back Here!

Momiji: Wait stop! Fire's insane! FIRE'S INSANE!

Fire: Alright I'll stop since you got my message.

Dragon: Give me the weapon.

Fire hands her rabbit tranquilizer.

Dragon: And the other one.

Fire hands her sniper.

Dragon: And now…the poison.

Fire hands over six bottles of poison.

Dragon: Now give me the Truth Serum I really don't want to know what he does in his spare time seeing as I saw Lederhosen in the back of his closet!

Fire hands over Truth Serum: What were you doing in the back of his closet?

Dragon: well………………………..

Kisa: Find out what Dragon's answer is on the next Opposite Ends.

(a/n: We will need at least 5 more reviews in order to post the next chapter or it may take us 5 months! Flames will be used to make smores!)