The Bashing of Masaya
Heggo, you wonderful readers! Quicksilver here. I am making this chapter because you will need some entertainment as I will soon be on a big vacation. Also, I had a request for more bashings of Masaya and of the Keicciro/Ryou pairing doing more hot stuff. And, I am bored. Brace yourselves. (Speaking of braces, I just got mine put on today...I look like a robot.)
Disclaimer: I do not own Tokyo mew mew. If I did, everyone would be naked and slutty. And funnier. And less cheesy. I also do not own Gundam Wing. If I did, Heero and Duo would be going out. And Heero would be toast. Maybe with butter. This is from a very hilarignourmous website, www.heerosferret.com Go visit and learn why Heero is not toast. Ok. So lets say Masaya is walking down his street. Masaya: Hi! I am walking down my street!
Narrator: Shut up! You are too cheerful! I do not like cheerful people! And you are obviously stupid, because you just stated the obvious! You must be punished!
Masaya: Dude, do you have a problem with cheerful people? That makes me really insulted. I am kinda mad at you.
Narrator: I don't have a problem with cheerfulness in general. THE PROBLEM IS YOU! YOU ARE TOO PERFECT, ALL THE GIRLS LOVE YOU, YOU ARE TOO SMART AND TOO EARTH CONSIOUS, AND ALL WEIRD AND MUSHY! YOU ARE LIKE THE STUPID PERFECT ANNOYING EVIL ANNOYING STUPID ANNOYING THINGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masaya: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mommy! Help!
Narrator: Reaches out and grabs Masaya HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I have you now, my pretty!
Masaya: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Narrator: Now I shall skewer you and butcher you and make you be raped by clones of yourself, then decapitate you and roll you up into balls of dung! Skewers him and butchers him and makes him raped by clones of himself and decapitates him and rolls him up into balls of dung
Narrator: Boy that felt good! : )
gust of wind blows by and blows off narrators invisibility cloak. Kish appears
Kish: AAAAHHH! I'm naked! Kish fans: Drool...so hot...
Fat cat: Did somebody say mommy?
Ok! That felt good. If you are a fan of Masaya, please note that I do not have anything against him personally. Bashing him is so fun. I could do it with anyone really.
Roae: Really?
Quicksilver: yes. Hey, what are you doing here?
Roae: Prove it. That you can bash anyone, I mean.
Quicksilver: OK! heads towards roae
Roae: uh oh...RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy! I feel happy. Bashing is a good way to blow off steam. I feel kinda weird...actually... Its like I'm all warm and glowy... I feel like I am growing....
Roae: AAAA!!! She is shiney and all mutating! SHE MUST BE EVOLVING!
Evolution music starts playing in backround
Roae: AAAA! She is...she is...she evolved into a...FOXXGODDESS!
Quicksilver: Foxx! Goddess! FoxxGoddess!
Roae: -.- I guess all the stress and insanity and bashing finally got to her...
Quicksilver: Muahahahahahahahaha! I am no longer Quicksilver Foxx! I am the FOXXGODDESS! All bow before my mighty form!
Roae: look at who's on sugar high...
Heggo, you wonderful readers! Quicksilver here. I am making this chapter because you will need some entertainment as I will soon be on a big vacation. Also, I had a request for more bashings of Masaya and of the Keicciro/Ryou pairing doing more hot stuff. And, I am bored. Brace yourselves. (Speaking of braces, I just got mine put on today...I look like a robot.)
Disclaimer: I do not own Tokyo mew mew. If I did, everyone would be naked and slutty. And funnier. And less cheesy. I also do not own Gundam Wing. If I did, Heero and Duo would be going out. And Heero would be toast. Maybe with butter. This is from a very hilarignourmous website, www.heerosferret.com Go visit and learn why Heero is not toast. Ok. So lets say Masaya is walking down his street. Masaya: Hi! I am walking down my street!
Narrator: Shut up! You are too cheerful! I do not like cheerful people! And you are obviously stupid, because you just stated the obvious! You must be punished!
Masaya: Dude, do you have a problem with cheerful people? That makes me really insulted. I am kinda mad at you.
Narrator: I don't have a problem with cheerfulness in general. THE PROBLEM IS YOU! YOU ARE TOO PERFECT, ALL THE GIRLS LOVE YOU, YOU ARE TOO SMART AND TOO EARTH CONSIOUS, AND ALL WEIRD AND MUSHY! YOU ARE LIKE THE STUPID PERFECT ANNOYING EVIL ANNOYING STUPID ANNOYING THINGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masaya: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mommy! Help!
Narrator: Reaches out and grabs Masaya HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I have you now, my pretty!
Masaya: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Narrator: Now I shall skewer you and butcher you and make you be raped by clones of yourself, then decapitate you and roll you up into balls of dung! Skewers him and butchers him and makes him raped by clones of himself and decapitates him and rolls him up into balls of dung
Narrator: Boy that felt good! : )
gust of wind blows by and blows off narrators invisibility cloak. Kish appears
Kish: AAAAHHH! I'm naked! Kish fans: Drool...so hot...
Fat cat: Did somebody say mommy?
Ok! That felt good. If you are a fan of Masaya, please note that I do not have anything against him personally. Bashing him is so fun. I could do it with anyone really.
Roae: Really?
Quicksilver: yes. Hey, what are you doing here?
Roae: Prove it. That you can bash anyone, I mean.
Quicksilver: OK! heads towards roae
Roae: uh oh...RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boy! I feel happy. Bashing is a good way to blow off steam. I feel kinda weird...actually... Its like I'm all warm and glowy... I feel like I am growing....
Roae: AAAA!!! She is shiney and all mutating! SHE MUST BE EVOLVING!
Evolution music starts playing in backround
Roae: AAAA! She is...she is...she evolved into a...FOXXGODDESS!
Quicksilver: Foxx! Goddess! FoxxGoddess!
Roae: -.- I guess all the stress and insanity and bashing finally got to her...
Quicksilver: Muahahahahahahahaha! I am no longer Quicksilver Foxx! I am the FOXXGODDESS! All bow before my mighty form!
Roae: look at who's on sugar high...