Note from Quicksilver Foxx:
Yowza! This is the next chapter. It is a very short thingy about what the
Tokyo mew mew characters would be if they were pokemon. Roae is updating it,
so we can't put in any special requests. It is just filler until we all get
back from vacation.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. HA! I crossed my fingers!
Muahahahahahahaha! I own everything! La la la la…
Pikachu: PIKA! PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quicksilver gets fried
Quicksilver: oww…fine…
Roae: FOXX AND MARMAR HAVE GONE SO I HAVE NOW TAKEN OVER THE WORLD OF THE TOKYO SOAPS! MWAHAHAHAHA! I SHALL NOW BEND THE FIC TO MY WILL!
Pikachu: narrows eyes Pika…
Roae: O.o Okay, okay… I'm shutting up…
Ichigo: HIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: SHUT UP, SLUTWHOREBITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ichigo: fine. Meanies.
Lettuce: Wazzup, dawg, today, we'll all be a'seein' what type of these here
pokies we're all a'gonna be. (Lettuces' weird voice yami has taken over)
Kish: -.-U Its not a 'pokie,' it's a pokemon.
Tart: Pokie! Pokie! (He is poking and tickling Pudding)
Soon, everyone is poking everyone. Pie is muttering mathematical equations
to himself. Kish manages to insure quiet before clothes start coming off by
screaming and yelling obsenities.
Kish: SHUT UP, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! SHITHEADS!
A farmer far away looks at the sky. He uses a turkey feather to clean out
his ears.
When everyone is quiet, kish starts to talk.
Kish: OK. This is a contest to see who is the best pokemon. We will all be
transmogrified into pokemon, and the cutest wins.
Ichigo: OOH! OOH! ME FIRST!!
Kish: Fine. Pie…
Pie takes out a magic wand, and waves it over Ichigo. Ichigo's clothes melt
off, and her boobs etc. pop out. Much nose bleeding occurs. When it clears
up, sitting in the middle of the field is a…
Ichigo: SKITTY! SKITTY!
Masaya: Awww…it's like a little pink cat with a weird tail! So cute!
Kish: Who's next?
Masha: Beep!
Kish: no, you don't count. Anyone else?
Masaya: I guess…I'll go…maybe…
Pie waves his wand over Masaya.
Masaya: MOMMY!
Masaya has turned into a…
Masaya: Mudkip?
Kish: Masaya is now a mudkip! He is like this blue fishy frog thingy!
Pie: Awww…
Everyone else: ORO? NANI? O.o
Kish: okay…um, so, who's next?
Lettuce: I guess I'll go.
Pie waves his magic wand over her. All her clothes fall off. Many nose
bleeds occur.
Kish: Ub, okay, lebs see here, Ib thik Ledduce turned indo a…
Lettuce: Spheal!
Kish: (nosebleed mysteriously clears) A spheal! This is a round, cute, ball
shaped seal pokemon.
Mint: Awww…
Zakuro slaps mint.
Kish: Who's next?
Mint: ME! I bet I'll be a Beautifly or a Gardevoir or a Goldeen, or…
Pie waves wand over Mint.
Kish: And what shall mint be? Aah! Her clothes are coming off! Avert your
eyes!
Mint: Or I might be a luvdisc…hey, whats going on?
Kish: Mint has turned into a…Minun!
Zakuro: Awww…
Mint: Minun! Minun! (In English: Oh, well…)
Kish: Zakuro, would you like to go next?
Zakuro: Fine. Hmph.
Pie waves wand over Zakuro.
Kish: What will Zakuro be?
Zakuro: Mightyena!
Kish: I thought so! All wolfy!
Pudding's monkey: Awww…
Pudding: Hey Kish! Me and tart want to go together!
Tart: . Er…we do?
Pie waves his magic wand over the two.
Kish: I guess you know the routine by now…
Pudding: Mankey!
Tart: Slakoth!
Kish: Pudding has turned into a monkey-like thing with a weird tail! Tart
has turned into a sloth! Hee hee…sniggers
Ryou: I want to go! I'll probably be a big, macho pokemon like Absol or
Armaldo! Hee hee…
Pie waves his wand over Ryou.
Kish: Hey you notice how the girls are all naked, but the boys aren't?
Pie: Er, um..well…
Kish: Anyways, what will Ryou evolve into…I think he is…
Ryou: SPOINK!? (English: WHAT THE FUCK! I'M A SPOINK!)
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kish: Ryou has evolved into a little piglet with a pink sit on it's head
that bounces around on it's tail! Keicciro, you up?
Keicciro: I guess…
Pie waves his…blah blah blah…
Keicciro: MUK!
Pie: Oops. Sorry.
Keicciro: Swalot…-.-U
Kish: Keicciro is a big purple lump with wiskers! It's really cute,
actually…
Keicciro: SWALOT? O.o
Kish: Guess it's my turn…
Later
Kish: Vulpix! . (English: I am a really cute brown fox thing with nine
little curly tails).
Pie: My turn…
Later
Pie: Feebas…-.-U
Kish: Vulpix! (HAHAHAHA! PIE IS AN UGLY FISH!)
Quicksilver: I guess I'm the only one left. I'm a FoxxGoddess. HAHA! I WIN!
No, really, vote on the cutest pokemon! The cutest one wins!Note from Roae:
Okay, you heard her, vote on the cutest pokie!
Okay, I don't want this fic to die while the original authors are on vacation so the next chappie will be written by yours truly! ! And in that chapter I'll put up how far the voting has gone. I'll wait till Foxx gets back so she can declare winners. Agreed? See, I have really taken over the fic! MUHAHAHAHA!
Pikachu: cheeks start to spark Chu…
Roae: O.O' Ahem. I mean I'm BORROWING the fic…