Roae: Wazzup people? This is gonna be a filler chappie written by me while we all wait for the REAL authors to get back. In other words, I have oficially taken over! AND, I have gotten rid of that ANNOYING yellow rat, so I am free to speak! HA! And sorry I'm took sooooo long to write it. The Computer God hates me so I can't stay on the computer for very long every time I get on. I end up only writing a couple of lines each time...
Okay, seeing as how I got a note saying the asterisks don't work anymore (Argh!) ACTIONS IN THIS CHAPTER WILL BE SHOWN BY ((blah,blah))! JUST SO THIS IS DRIVEN INTO YOUR HEAD! DARN IT! NOW MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK! HELP! Okay, that's better.
Now, to introduce my chapter! This shall be... dun dun dun... Tokyo Soaps Bloopers! I shall take you behind the scenes to watch the TMM cast make mistakes while acting out this fic! And now we start! VOILA!
Oh, and don't tell me how much I suck. I know my writing isn't anywhere NEAR as funny as Foxx and MarMar. But I'm trying...
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in here that you have heard of before and is copyrighted. These ideas are mine and the concept of dub fever is mine. So basically, I own very little. Yeah. Depressing. For me anyway.
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# Chapter 8, Take 3 #
Soon, everyone is poking everyone. Pie is muttering mathematical equations
to himself. Kish manages to insure quiet before clothes start coming off by
screaming and yelling obsenities.
Kish: SHUT UP, YOU IDIOTS! JERKS! Hey, what's going on? I can't cuss!
Lettuce: ((Eyes widen)) Oh no, it must mean you've been infected by... DUB FEVER!! ((shudder))
Everyone except the aliens: ((shudder))
Tart: What's dub fever?
Mint: It's where the Americans get ahold of you and make you into a complete kid role model. No blood, no violence, and no swearing.
Kish: Oh... ((shudder))
Everyone: ((shudder))
# Chapter 2, Take 2 #
Ichigo was currently on a semi-romantic date with the fat cat we forgot the name of from the latter books. They were at the fat cat's mommy's house, the mistress of the house being conveniently out on errands, meaning the fat cat had shoved her into a Ziploc bag. (If you do not like the idea of shoving a cat into a Ziploc bag, believe that she really was out on errands.)
The two feline lovers were having a wonderful dinner of maggoty fish. Because the fat cat was a good momma's-boy, he hadn't given Ichigo a good night kiss yet. He had, however, given her a good morning kiss, a good afternoon kiss and a good in-between meals kiss, and a thanks-for-sleeping- with-mee-its-better-with-you-than-with-my-mommy kiss.
Suddenly the fat cat's mommy burst in through the door. (A/N Do cat's even have doors? Oh well, think of it as a convinient plot device. ((shrug)) )
Fat cat's mommy: Fat cat! What do you think you're doing!?
Ichigo: ((whispering)) What is she doing here? She was supposed to be out on errands all night!
Fat cat: I guess the author let her out of the bag...
((A loud crashing sound is heard. Alarms go off and cat police burst through the door))
Cat Police: Fat cat, you have been charged with breakage of the fourth wall. You have the right
to remain silent...(blah blah blah, you know the drill.)
Fat cat: ((being dragged off)) WTF? What is the fourth wall?
Ichigo: Oh no, fat cat!... Oh well, now I won't be late for my date with Kish! ((skips away))
Director (Roae): CUT!! Ichigo, that date is only in the fic!
Ichigo: Oh, I thought that fourth wall thing was in the script!
Roae: Noooo......
Ichigo:... then I think we have a problem... (A/N Ya know, cause fat cat has been arrested...)
...To be continued...
# Chapter 8, Take 5 #
Pie takes out a magic wand, and waves it over Ichigo. Ichigo's clothes melt
off, and her boobs etc. pop out. Much nose bleeding occurs.
Masaya: ((rubs nose)) What the heck? This isn't blood! This is cherry sauce!
Keiichiro: ((famous dazzling smile (A/N Sure...) )) Well, we couldn't use REAL blood. But
still, looks like the machine is malfuctioning again... ((goes off to fix machine.))
Kish: I know how to get real blood! ((punches Masaya in the nose))
Masaya: Whad dah hell? You broge my node!
Kish: ((grin)) Serves you right! ((him and Masaya get in a fist fight while everyone else cheers them on))
Roae: CUT!! ((sighs and shakes head)) I don't get payed enough for this...
# Chapter --, Take -- #
Cat Judge: Fat cat, you have been sentenced to two years jail time for the breakage of the fourth wall-
Fat cat: ((stands up)) But I need to help act out Quicksilver Foxx and MarMar's fic!
((Loud crashing sound is heard as alarm is heard))
Fat cat: Shit... hey waitta minute, how come no one else around here gets in trouble?
Guard dragging him off: We have licenses.
# Chapter 1, Take 4 #
They kissed passionately for half an hour, then Ichigo burst into a fit of coughing.
Keiichiro: What's wrong Ichigo?
Ichigo: ((cough cough)) Asthma. I shouldn't be kissing for that long, but I'm getting paid a
LOT. ((Coughs and holds up a paycheck while money signs appear in her eyes))
Keiichiro: ((major sweatdrop))
Roae: ((major sweatdrop)) CUT!! Where's her stunt double? And get her an inhaler!
# Chapter 5, Take 1 #
Pudding had somehow gotten into the spaceship and was chasing Tart around with an expression on her face that suggested that
she had been fused with the DNA of a lovestruck chimp. Don't ask.
Pudding: But it's supposed to be a fuzzy streetlamp!
Roae: This makes more sense.
Pudding: But it isn't supposed to make sense!
Roae: ... Oh yeah... I forgot how twisted Foxx was... never mind then.
(A/N And, ironically enough, as I typed that I was eating toast dipped in chocolate milk. Hey, it's better than it sounds!)
# Chapter 5, Take 3 #
"You were looking for me?" Masaya asked, poking Kish on the pressure point on the back of his neck. Kish collapsed to the ground,
unconscious.
Masaya: I thought that wasn't supposed to do anything cause he has different pressure points?
Roae: Hmmm... ((stares at him, then bends down and peels off fake elf ears)) ... KISH!!! You were supposed to do this scene, not
your stunt double! Where is that stupid alien?!?
Masaya: ((thinking: Oh, I thought Kish was a fake alien... darn. I didn't get to knock him out.))
Kish: Oops.
# Chapter 5, Take 7 # (A/N Yeah, this chappie has good blooper points. I like it!)
Kish sighed again. "She did have something to do tonight. She went to go have sex with Ryou."
Once again, only one word penetrated his head.
Masaya: Oh, Ryou? I have a date with him tomorrow. I have to go get something for him. ((walks off))
Kish: ...................................WHAT?!?!
(A/N Oh my god, I actually did shounen-ai? What has happened to me? First I become a fangirl and now this... HELP ME!!)
# Chapter 6, Take 1 #
Narrator: I don't have a problem with cheerfulness in general. THE PROBLEM IS YOU! YOU ARE TOO PERFECT, ALL THE GIRLS LOVE YOU, YOU ARE TOO SMART AND TOO EARTH CONSIOUS, AND ALL WEIRD AND MUSHY! YOU ARE LIKE THE STUPID PERFECT ANNOYING EVIL ANNOYING STUPID ANNOYING THINGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masaya: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You didn't cuss. YOU HAVE DUB FEVER!
Narrator: ...... No, it was in the script. ((hands the script to Masaya so he can check for himself))
Masaya: ......THEN THE SCRIPT HAS DUB FEVER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! ((drops it and runs away))
Narrator: ((sweatdrop)) And I thought Roae was paranoid...
Roae: ((from other room)) HEY, I HEARD THAT!
.
# Chapter 6, Take 2 #
gust of wind blows by and blows off narrators invisibility cloak. Kish appears in boxers with hearts all over.
Roae and TMM people: ((burst out laughing))
Kish: ((blushes and runs to get cloak))
(A/N: I know it's an old one, but the thought of that happening... LOL!)
# Chapter --, Take --#
Fat cat: ((in jail)) God damned authors... ((...I think you know the drill))
(Somewhere else)
Foxx, MarMar, and Roae: ((sneeze))
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Okay guys, that's it for now. I know it's bad... sigh. But I couldn't make you wait any longer. I hate that stupid Computer God... I hope this is good enough for you! ((grin))
And I think someone has rearranged the chapters, so some of these may be wrong... oh well! ((sweatdrop))
Okay, seeing as how I got a note saying the asterisks don't work anymore (Argh!) ACTIONS IN THIS CHAPTER WILL BE SHOWN BY ((blah,blah))! JUST SO THIS IS DRIVEN INTO YOUR HEAD! DARN IT! NOW MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK! HELP! Okay, that's better.
Now, to introduce my chapter! This shall be... dun dun dun... Tokyo Soaps Bloopers! I shall take you behind the scenes to watch the TMM cast make mistakes while acting out this fic! And now we start! VOILA!
Oh, and don't tell me how much I suck. I know my writing isn't anywhere NEAR as funny as Foxx and MarMar. But I'm trying...
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in here that you have heard of before and is copyrighted. These ideas are mine and the concept of dub fever is mine. So basically, I own very little. Yeah. Depressing. For me anyway.
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# Chapter 8, Take 3 #
Soon, everyone is poking everyone. Pie is muttering mathematical equations
to himself. Kish manages to insure quiet before clothes start coming off by
screaming and yelling obsenities.
Kish: SHUT UP, YOU IDIOTS! JERKS! Hey, what's going on? I can't cuss!
Lettuce: ((Eyes widen)) Oh no, it must mean you've been infected by... DUB FEVER!! ((shudder))
Everyone except the aliens: ((shudder))
Tart: What's dub fever?
Mint: It's where the Americans get ahold of you and make you into a complete kid role model. No blood, no violence, and no swearing.
Kish: Oh... ((shudder))
Everyone: ((shudder))
# Chapter 2, Take 2 #
Ichigo was currently on a semi-romantic date with the fat cat we forgot the name of from the latter books. They were at the fat cat's mommy's house, the mistress of the house being conveniently out on errands, meaning the fat cat had shoved her into a Ziploc bag. (If you do not like the idea of shoving a cat into a Ziploc bag, believe that she really was out on errands.)
The two feline lovers were having a wonderful dinner of maggoty fish. Because the fat cat was a good momma's-boy, he hadn't given Ichigo a good night kiss yet. He had, however, given her a good morning kiss, a good afternoon kiss and a good in-between meals kiss, and a thanks-for-sleeping- with-mee-its-better-with-you-than-with-my-mommy kiss.
Suddenly the fat cat's mommy burst in through the door. (A/N Do cat's even have doors? Oh well, think of it as a convinient plot device. ((shrug)) )
Fat cat's mommy: Fat cat! What do you think you're doing!?
Ichigo: ((whispering)) What is she doing here? She was supposed to be out on errands all night!
Fat cat: I guess the author let her out of the bag...
((A loud crashing sound is heard. Alarms go off and cat police burst through the door))
Cat Police: Fat cat, you have been charged with breakage of the fourth wall. You have the right
to remain silent...(blah blah blah, you know the drill.)
Fat cat: ((being dragged off)) WTF? What is the fourth wall?
Ichigo: Oh no, fat cat!... Oh well, now I won't be late for my date with Kish! ((skips away))
Director (Roae): CUT!! Ichigo, that date is only in the fic!
Ichigo: Oh, I thought that fourth wall thing was in the script!
Roae: Noooo......
Ichigo:... then I think we have a problem... (A/N Ya know, cause fat cat has been arrested...)
...To be continued...
# Chapter 8, Take 5 #
Pie takes out a magic wand, and waves it over Ichigo. Ichigo's clothes melt
off, and her boobs etc. pop out. Much nose bleeding occurs.
Masaya: ((rubs nose)) What the heck? This isn't blood! This is cherry sauce!
Keiichiro: ((famous dazzling smile (A/N Sure...) )) Well, we couldn't use REAL blood. But
still, looks like the machine is malfuctioning again... ((goes off to fix machine.))
Kish: I know how to get real blood! ((punches Masaya in the nose))
Masaya: Whad dah hell? You broge my node!
Kish: ((grin)) Serves you right! ((him and Masaya get in a fist fight while everyone else cheers them on))
Roae: CUT!! ((sighs and shakes head)) I don't get payed enough for this...
# Chapter --, Take -- #
Cat Judge: Fat cat, you have been sentenced to two years jail time for the breakage of the fourth wall-
Fat cat: ((stands up)) But I need to help act out Quicksilver Foxx and MarMar's fic!
((Loud crashing sound is heard as alarm is heard))
Fat cat: Shit... hey waitta minute, how come no one else around here gets in trouble?
Guard dragging him off: We have licenses.
# Chapter 1, Take 4 #
They kissed passionately for half an hour, then Ichigo burst into a fit of coughing.
Keiichiro: What's wrong Ichigo?
Ichigo: ((cough cough)) Asthma. I shouldn't be kissing for that long, but I'm getting paid a
LOT. ((Coughs and holds up a paycheck while money signs appear in her eyes))
Keiichiro: ((major sweatdrop))
Roae: ((major sweatdrop)) CUT!! Where's her stunt double? And get her an inhaler!
# Chapter 5, Take 1 #
Pudding had somehow gotten into the spaceship and was chasing Tart around with an expression on her face that suggested that
she had been fused with the DNA of a lovestruck chimp. Don't ask.
Pudding: But it's supposed to be a fuzzy streetlamp!
Roae: This makes more sense.
Pudding: But it isn't supposed to make sense!
Roae: ... Oh yeah... I forgot how twisted Foxx was... never mind then.
(A/N And, ironically enough, as I typed that I was eating toast dipped in chocolate milk. Hey, it's better than it sounds!)
# Chapter 5, Take 3 #
"You were looking for me?" Masaya asked, poking Kish on the pressure point on the back of his neck. Kish collapsed to the ground,
unconscious.
Masaya: I thought that wasn't supposed to do anything cause he has different pressure points?
Roae: Hmmm... ((stares at him, then bends down and peels off fake elf ears)) ... KISH!!! You were supposed to do this scene, not
your stunt double! Where is that stupid alien?!?
Masaya: ((thinking: Oh, I thought Kish was a fake alien... darn. I didn't get to knock him out.))
Kish: Oops.
# Chapter 5, Take 7 # (A/N Yeah, this chappie has good blooper points. I like it!)
Kish sighed again. "She did have something to do tonight. She went to go have sex with Ryou."
Once again, only one word penetrated his head.
Masaya: Oh, Ryou? I have a date with him tomorrow. I have to go get something for him. ((walks off))
Kish: ...................................WHAT?!?!
(A/N Oh my god, I actually did shounen-ai? What has happened to me? First I become a fangirl and now this... HELP ME!!)
# Chapter 6, Take 1 #
Narrator: I don't have a problem with cheerfulness in general. THE PROBLEM IS YOU! YOU ARE TOO PERFECT, ALL THE GIRLS LOVE YOU, YOU ARE TOO SMART AND TOO EARTH CONSIOUS, AND ALL WEIRD AND MUSHY! YOU ARE LIKE THE STUPID PERFECT ANNOYING EVIL ANNOYING STUPID ANNOYING THINGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masaya: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You didn't cuss. YOU HAVE DUB FEVER!
Narrator: ...... No, it was in the script. ((hands the script to Masaya so he can check for himself))
Masaya: ......THEN THE SCRIPT HAS DUB FEVER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! ((drops it and runs away))
Narrator: ((sweatdrop)) And I thought Roae was paranoid...
Roae: ((from other room)) HEY, I HEARD THAT!
.
# Chapter 6, Take 2 #
gust of wind blows by and blows off narrators invisibility cloak. Kish appears in boxers with hearts all over.
Roae and TMM people: ((burst out laughing))
Kish: ((blushes and runs to get cloak))
(A/N: I know it's an old one, but the thought of that happening... LOL!)
# Chapter --, Take --#
Fat cat: ((in jail)) God damned authors... ((...I think you know the drill))
(Somewhere else)
Foxx, MarMar, and Roae: ((sneeze))
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Okay guys, that's it for now. I know it's bad... sigh. But I couldn't make you wait any longer. I hate that stupid Computer God... I hope this is good enough for you! ((grin))
And I think someone has rearranged the chapters, so some of these may be wrong... oh well! ((sweatdrop))