Chapter 4: Kish encounters Mint and Zakuro, and breaks them up
HEY! MARMAR AND QUICKSILVER ARE BACK IN ACTION!
MarMar: About time too. Now, I don't have to worry about quicksilver screwing up the story. (Swings purse ominously)
Quicksilver: Erp...
Yes! We are back again, and the filler shall stop! Thank you wonderful readers for bearing with us! Roae actually did a pretty good job uploading and on the blooper page. So, we let her do the disclaimer!
Roae: YES!!!!!!!! (punches air)
Oh yes, thank you Krys for the cookies. Sorry about the asterisk fiasco. And, welcome amme moto! Are you related to MarMar in any way? You sure sound like her.
Disclaimer. Yet again. Yay, Roae is here again! For the disclaimer anyway. My life on the computer is very brief. I'm dying already. Quicksilver Foxx: Move over. You're not really supposed to type much anyways...bad girl. Roae: RARRR!!!!!!!!! (bites off one of quicksilver's adorable furry fox ears (Mar Mar: Yeah right. On the adorable part, I mean)) Disclaimer(for real, this time): We don't own anything. Not a fucking thing. If you sue us, all you'll get is 2 pennies and a bit of furry cheese. Oh, and Mar Mar will give up her little brother too. Quicksilver: me too! Me too!
Kish next encountered Mint. She was (surprise!) getting drunk with Zakuro. Too bad minors aren't allowed to drink by law, because Mrs. Aizawa's collection of $2,000,000,000 wine was growing thin, and if they were allowed to drink in public, the local bar would have gone out of business.
How Kish got into the Aizawa's wine cellar is beyond us, but who really cares?
When Kish saw the two lovers, he announced his presence with a cocky "How is Ichigo doing these days, Mint?" Neither of the girls noticed or cared about the name at the end and what it could mean.
All they cared about was that the other's shirt was almost completely ruined, hanging to their beautiful shoulders by only a few feeble threads, which they were trying to bite off. Mint yelled "Ribbon Mint Echo!" and Zakuro yelled "Ribbon Zakuro Pure!"
Nothing happened.
"Hey, Mint honey, do you think these powers don't work anymore? Maybe alchohol keeps the animal genes from infesting when we transform." Zakuro tried to reason, but to no avail, because alchohol's main effect is to prevent common sense from infesting.
"Zakuro, where is your beautiful furry ears coming from your beautiful purple hair and your beautiful fluffy tail coming out of your beautiful ass?" Mint asked, not entirely in complete grammer.
Zakuro giggled. "I dunno, but my ass is right here, if y'wanna see it..."
Kish cleared his throat. Zakuro looked up. Mint had her head up Zakuro's skirt, and had better things to look at.
So Kish tried again. Zakuro forced Mint out of her skirt, hoping that as soon as Kish said whatever he was going to say he would leave and they could continue.
Mint looked up. "Yes? What do you want, Kish?"
Kish grinned evilly. (He had a score or two to settle with Mint; Here's a clue: it involved honey, itchy powder, and super glue). "I have news about Ichigo."
Zakuro raised an eyebrow. "We'll see Ichigo at work tomorrow. No need to bug us with news about the brat on our days off."
"Yes, but this is urgent. Mint, I think you will find this information fascinating."
Mint was caught between interest for what was up with Ichigo and trying to pretend she didn't care in front of Zakuro. "Um, ok...I don't really know...just tell me..."
Kish grinned at the girl's stammers. "Zakuro, you might want to hear this too..."
Zakuro, who had managed to go to sleep in the last .5 seconds, woke up.
'"Ichigo is..." Kish paused a moment for effect, which only served to make the girl's sweatdrop, "Ichigo is cheating on you, Mint."
Mint stood in shock for hallf an hour. When she regained her senses, she shouted "I don't believe you! Ichigo wouldn't do that! Ichigo is wonderful! Her strawberry hair is beautiful, her strawberry eyes are beautiful, her strawberry lips are beautiful, her pale skin is beautiful, her ice cream scoop breasts are beautiful...."
Zakuro stood in shock for about a billion years, then whapped Mint over the head with a bottle of wine. "How dare you betray me!!!!!!!???????? You swore me eternal love! I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she stormed off.
Mint took that as an excuse to scream at Kish "You lie! Its just another stupid take over the world excuse!"
Kish sighed. "What world domination? I'm pretending to be trying to take over the world so that I can peek up the mew mews' skirts and be there to see when their boobs pop out of their suits when they're fighting. One of these days..." Kish wandered away out of the Aizawa's cellar, leaving Mint crying and hugging herself and repeating "I don't believe it, I don't believe it..." until she really didn't believe.
Oh yes, before we leave, we have to announce the winner of the pokemon contest.
Quicksilver: ME! YAY!
MarMar: Shut up, baka. Actually, it was kish.
Kish: WOO HOO! (Does the happy dance)
Thank you all for reviewing. We won't update until we have at least 50 reviews! Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
HEY! MARMAR AND QUICKSILVER ARE BACK IN ACTION!
MarMar: About time too. Now, I don't have to worry about quicksilver screwing up the story. (Swings purse ominously)
Quicksilver: Erp...
Yes! We are back again, and the filler shall stop! Thank you wonderful readers for bearing with us! Roae actually did a pretty good job uploading and on the blooper page. So, we let her do the disclaimer!
Roae: YES!!!!!!!! (punches air)
Oh yes, thank you Krys for the cookies. Sorry about the asterisk fiasco. And, welcome amme moto! Are you related to MarMar in any way? You sure sound like her.
Disclaimer. Yet again. Yay, Roae is here again! For the disclaimer anyway. My life on the computer is very brief. I'm dying already. Quicksilver Foxx: Move over. You're not really supposed to type much anyways...bad girl. Roae: RARRR!!!!!!!!! (bites off one of quicksilver's adorable furry fox ears (Mar Mar: Yeah right. On the adorable part, I mean)) Disclaimer(for real, this time): We don't own anything. Not a fucking thing. If you sue us, all you'll get is 2 pennies and a bit of furry cheese. Oh, and Mar Mar will give up her little brother too. Quicksilver: me too! Me too!
Kish next encountered Mint. She was (surprise!) getting drunk with Zakuro. Too bad minors aren't allowed to drink by law, because Mrs. Aizawa's collection of $2,000,000,000 wine was growing thin, and if they were allowed to drink in public, the local bar would have gone out of business.
How Kish got into the Aizawa's wine cellar is beyond us, but who really cares?
When Kish saw the two lovers, he announced his presence with a cocky "How is Ichigo doing these days, Mint?" Neither of the girls noticed or cared about the name at the end and what it could mean.
All they cared about was that the other's shirt was almost completely ruined, hanging to their beautiful shoulders by only a few feeble threads, which they were trying to bite off. Mint yelled "Ribbon Mint Echo!" and Zakuro yelled "Ribbon Zakuro Pure!"
Nothing happened.
"Hey, Mint honey, do you think these powers don't work anymore? Maybe alchohol keeps the animal genes from infesting when we transform." Zakuro tried to reason, but to no avail, because alchohol's main effect is to prevent common sense from infesting.
"Zakuro, where is your beautiful furry ears coming from your beautiful purple hair and your beautiful fluffy tail coming out of your beautiful ass?" Mint asked, not entirely in complete grammer.
Zakuro giggled. "I dunno, but my ass is right here, if y'wanna see it..."
Kish cleared his throat. Zakuro looked up. Mint had her head up Zakuro's skirt, and had better things to look at.
So Kish tried again. Zakuro forced Mint out of her skirt, hoping that as soon as Kish said whatever he was going to say he would leave and they could continue.
Mint looked up. "Yes? What do you want, Kish?"
Kish grinned evilly. (He had a score or two to settle with Mint; Here's a clue: it involved honey, itchy powder, and super glue). "I have news about Ichigo."
Zakuro raised an eyebrow. "We'll see Ichigo at work tomorrow. No need to bug us with news about the brat on our days off."
"Yes, but this is urgent. Mint, I think you will find this information fascinating."
Mint was caught between interest for what was up with Ichigo and trying to pretend she didn't care in front of Zakuro. "Um, ok...I don't really know...just tell me..."
Kish grinned at the girl's stammers. "Zakuro, you might want to hear this too..."
Zakuro, who had managed to go to sleep in the last .5 seconds, woke up.
'"Ichigo is..." Kish paused a moment for effect, which only served to make the girl's sweatdrop, "Ichigo is cheating on you, Mint."
Mint stood in shock for hallf an hour. When she regained her senses, she shouted "I don't believe you! Ichigo wouldn't do that! Ichigo is wonderful! Her strawberry hair is beautiful, her strawberry eyes are beautiful, her strawberry lips are beautiful, her pale skin is beautiful, her ice cream scoop breasts are beautiful...."
Zakuro stood in shock for about a billion years, then whapped Mint over the head with a bottle of wine. "How dare you betray me!!!!!!!???????? You swore me eternal love! I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she stormed off.
Mint took that as an excuse to scream at Kish "You lie! Its just another stupid take over the world excuse!"
Kish sighed. "What world domination? I'm pretending to be trying to take over the world so that I can peek up the mew mews' skirts and be there to see when their boobs pop out of their suits when they're fighting. One of these days..." Kish wandered away out of the Aizawa's cellar, leaving Mint crying and hugging herself and repeating "I don't believe it, I don't believe it..." until she really didn't believe.
Oh yes, before we leave, we have to announce the winner of the pokemon contest.
Quicksilver: ME! YAY!
MarMar: Shut up, baka. Actually, it was kish.
Kish: WOO HOO! (Does the happy dance)
Thank you all for reviewing. We won't update until we have at least 50 reviews! Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahaha!