Chapter 5: Where we learn some disturbing news about pie, R. and K. are
enlightened, and tart and pudding die (but come back again)
Disclaimer! Disclaimer! Mar Mar and Quicksilver: Yay! Roae finally went home! Roae: Guess again! Mar Mar and Quicksilver: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roae: Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(Etc.)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Disclaimer: We refuse to deny our ownership to Tokyo mew mew!!! From now on we really do own it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! FEEL THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!! Lightning strikes us AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roae: mmm...mustard is good... Mar Mar: Shut up! Barbeque sauce is better! (ok, ok, we don't own anything. Happy yet?)
Hi again! Well, even though we don't have 50 reviews yet, and even though we don't know if we've posted this chapter already, we're updating anyway! We're so nice, aren't we... And now we will do review responses for the last chapter:
Quicksilver: hey! we've never really done that before. Is this fair?
MarMar: Uh... sure why not?
Well, we guess that from now on add reader responses just because. Review, and get a personalized message from yours truly.
Darkfire 180- Heres the thing: you know where we live, but not how to get to where we live. So unless you're going to overexert yourself to find us, your knowledge is useless. And if you did go through all the trouble to track us down we would feel special, and that would defeat the purpose. Bleeehhhhhh........
Sailor Silver sky: Thank you! Your appreciation makes us feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside...like a toasted marshmallow...or toast that is left outside too long...
Quicksilver: But marshmallows are warm and goopy on the inside! Hmmm...
MarMar: Yup. Oh well... (eats marshmallow) Jeez, this is so messy....
Quicksilver: Hey! you left me the warm and fuzzy toast!
Cherrydemon: Thank you! Now we feel like Quicksilver's toast! Don't worry, we don't know what's wrong with us either. Its probably either hard to pronounce or is called 'stoopedity'.
Amme Moto: Hi! No, you probably aren't related to me, cuz if you were, you would be one of my boring, conservative relatives. Ick.
Quicksilver: A big hi to all of our faithful readers like KrysofDeath, Dark Mew Angel, and Roae etc. who are out there. HI!
MarMar: And of course DF, but she doesn't count. Now we shall start the fic...
NOW, OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION's previews:
Kish: (eye twitch)
MarMar: Okay, fastforwarding... blah blah blah...
Tart was being chased around his bedroom by Pudding. By mistake, he tripped over a pillow and toppled onto the bed. Pudding followed suit. "Hey, quit!" Tart said, but without much conviction. "We're minors y'know!"
But before they could violate the law, Pudding's naughty monkey swung into the room. It was mad at Pudding for not having slept with it ever since she started going out with Tart. It leaned over and whispered into Tart's ear. Tart burst into gales of sobs. "Monkey says that you're cheating on me!" (not the brightest of bulbs over this one's head).
The monkey sniggered at the stupid alien, then whispered the same to Pudding. This caused a fresh outburst of wailing. "Monkey says you're cheating on me!" Tart said awed, "No way! Really? I didn't know that!"
"No you're not!"
"Yes I am! Wait...what are we arguing about?"
"Never mind. How about we kill each other and die in each others arms! It would be very romantic!"
"Yeah! I just saw this cool soap about that!"
"OK!"
They knifed each other in the chest (much to the monkey's delight) and appeared in the other place. Tart took one look at Pudding's new sexy devil outfit, and said "Whoa... I forgive you. So hot! Yeowza!" This was followed by some things that shouldn't go into much detail in this fanfic.
Back on earth, the monkey started getting hungry. He performed secret monkey mage magic, (SMMM for short) and brought back Pudding and Tart. Pudding said "Hey! We're alive? How did that happen?" Tart replied "Oh the poor, innocent monkey is hungry! How sad!" They fed the monkey then continued their sex.
Kish proceeded to the Tokyo café. He entered and saw Keiichiro and Ryou going at it hot n' heavy. Kish cleared his throat and said "As much as your display turns me on and I would like to join and stuff, I'm on business."
Without looking up, Ryou said "You're not blowing up Tokyo are you? Because I'm not interested." Kish rolled his eyes, and said "No. Ichigo is cheating on you guys." Silence. Simultaneously, Ryou and Keiichiro said, "No way! Ichigo wouldn't cheat on me! Hey, wait a minute." They looked at each other. "You were going out with Ichigo too? What a coincidence!" Then mad vein signs appeared on their reads. "Ichigo betrayed me? That little slut! Stop talking when I talk!"
Kish interrupted. "As cute as this is, um, I've gotta go and convince everyone else Ichigo's cheating on them."
"Ok," said Ryou and Keiichiro together. Then they went back to making out. They had forgotten everything but each other. Kish looked back longingly for a moment, then magically transported himself back to his spaceship.
He looked around, and located Pie by hearing the continuous, monotone chant of "3.14, 3.14...." in front of the master computer, watching porn.
Pie whirled around, and stammered "3.1- I mean, oh, uh., hi, I really was doing, uh, research, but this pop-up came up and wouldn't go away...3.14..."
Kish counted the number of words Pie said without saying '3.14', and exclaimed "A new record! 21 words!" Pie blushed. Kish stared at him. "What, do you have sex with the computer or something?"
Pie looked away, ashamed. "Uh...yeah." He said quietly. "Ohmygod!" Yelled Kish. "That's what happened to my computer! You owe me a new keyboard!!!!" (Quicksilver: it was all marmar's idea! I swear!)
Kish proceeded to Tart's room. "Hey, Tart, I was wondering..."
Tart looked up from fucking Pudding. "Dude, keep it short."
"Are you dating Ichigo?"
"No way! I only love my Pudding-wudding!"
Pudding nuzzled Tart. "And I only love my Tarty-warty!" The monkey sweatdropped, and Kish did an anime fall. "Oh, uh, I um, must be going." As soon as Kish got back to earth, he vomited all over an innocent bystander.
Back on the job, Kish thought to himself, 'Ive looked at all of the pairings in the summary and whatnot, and all that's left is the fat cat. I might as well go warn that sneaky son of a beeitch.'
Cliffhanger! Sort of.
REVIEW, AND WE'LL UPDATE!!!!!!!
Bye, now!
Disclaimer! Disclaimer! Mar Mar and Quicksilver: Yay! Roae finally went home! Roae: Guess again! Mar Mar and Quicksilver: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roae: Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(Etc.)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Disclaimer: We refuse to deny our ownership to Tokyo mew mew!!! From now on we really do own it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! FEEL THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!! Lightning strikes us AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roae: mmm...mustard is good... Mar Mar: Shut up! Barbeque sauce is better! (ok, ok, we don't own anything. Happy yet?)
Hi again! Well, even though we don't have 50 reviews yet, and even though we don't know if we've posted this chapter already, we're updating anyway! We're so nice, aren't we... And now we will do review responses for the last chapter:
Quicksilver: hey! we've never really done that before. Is this fair?
MarMar: Uh... sure why not?
Well, we guess that from now on add reader responses just because. Review, and get a personalized message from yours truly.
Darkfire 180- Heres the thing: you know where we live, but not how to get to where we live. So unless you're going to overexert yourself to find us, your knowledge is useless. And if you did go through all the trouble to track us down we would feel special, and that would defeat the purpose. Bleeehhhhhh........
Sailor Silver sky: Thank you! Your appreciation makes us feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside...like a toasted marshmallow...or toast that is left outside too long...
Quicksilver: But marshmallows are warm and goopy on the inside! Hmmm...
MarMar: Yup. Oh well... (eats marshmallow) Jeez, this is so messy....
Quicksilver: Hey! you left me the warm and fuzzy toast!
Cherrydemon: Thank you! Now we feel like Quicksilver's toast! Don't worry, we don't know what's wrong with us either. Its probably either hard to pronounce or is called 'stoopedity'.
Amme Moto: Hi! No, you probably aren't related to me, cuz if you were, you would be one of my boring, conservative relatives. Ick.
Quicksilver: A big hi to all of our faithful readers like KrysofDeath, Dark Mew Angel, and Roae etc. who are out there. HI!
MarMar: And of course DF, but she doesn't count. Now we shall start the fic...
NOW, OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION's previews:
Kish: (eye twitch)
MarMar: Okay, fastforwarding... blah blah blah...
Tart was being chased around his bedroom by Pudding. By mistake, he tripped over a pillow and toppled onto the bed. Pudding followed suit. "Hey, quit!" Tart said, but without much conviction. "We're minors y'know!"
But before they could violate the law, Pudding's naughty monkey swung into the room. It was mad at Pudding for not having slept with it ever since she started going out with Tart. It leaned over and whispered into Tart's ear. Tart burst into gales of sobs. "Monkey says that you're cheating on me!" (not the brightest of bulbs over this one's head).
The monkey sniggered at the stupid alien, then whispered the same to Pudding. This caused a fresh outburst of wailing. "Monkey says you're cheating on me!" Tart said awed, "No way! Really? I didn't know that!"
"No you're not!"
"Yes I am! Wait...what are we arguing about?"
"Never mind. How about we kill each other and die in each others arms! It would be very romantic!"
"Yeah! I just saw this cool soap about that!"
"OK!"
They knifed each other in the chest (much to the monkey's delight) and appeared in the other place. Tart took one look at Pudding's new sexy devil outfit, and said "Whoa... I forgive you. So hot! Yeowza!" This was followed by some things that shouldn't go into much detail in this fanfic.
Back on earth, the monkey started getting hungry. He performed secret monkey mage magic, (SMMM for short) and brought back Pudding and Tart. Pudding said "Hey! We're alive? How did that happen?" Tart replied "Oh the poor, innocent monkey is hungry! How sad!" They fed the monkey then continued their sex.
Kish proceeded to the Tokyo café. He entered and saw Keiichiro and Ryou going at it hot n' heavy. Kish cleared his throat and said "As much as your display turns me on and I would like to join and stuff, I'm on business."
Without looking up, Ryou said "You're not blowing up Tokyo are you? Because I'm not interested." Kish rolled his eyes, and said "No. Ichigo is cheating on you guys." Silence. Simultaneously, Ryou and Keiichiro said, "No way! Ichigo wouldn't cheat on me! Hey, wait a minute." They looked at each other. "You were going out with Ichigo too? What a coincidence!" Then mad vein signs appeared on their reads. "Ichigo betrayed me? That little slut! Stop talking when I talk!"
Kish interrupted. "As cute as this is, um, I've gotta go and convince everyone else Ichigo's cheating on them."
"Ok," said Ryou and Keiichiro together. Then they went back to making out. They had forgotten everything but each other. Kish looked back longingly for a moment, then magically transported himself back to his spaceship.
He looked around, and located Pie by hearing the continuous, monotone chant of "3.14, 3.14...." in front of the master computer, watching porn.
Pie whirled around, and stammered "3.1- I mean, oh, uh., hi, I really was doing, uh, research, but this pop-up came up and wouldn't go away...3.14..."
Kish counted the number of words Pie said without saying '3.14', and exclaimed "A new record! 21 words!" Pie blushed. Kish stared at him. "What, do you have sex with the computer or something?"
Pie looked away, ashamed. "Uh...yeah." He said quietly. "Ohmygod!" Yelled Kish. "That's what happened to my computer! You owe me a new keyboard!!!!" (Quicksilver: it was all marmar's idea! I swear!)
Kish proceeded to Tart's room. "Hey, Tart, I was wondering..."
Tart looked up from fucking Pudding. "Dude, keep it short."
"Are you dating Ichigo?"
"No way! I only love my Pudding-wudding!"
Pudding nuzzled Tart. "And I only love my Tarty-warty!" The monkey sweatdropped, and Kish did an anime fall. "Oh, uh, I um, must be going." As soon as Kish got back to earth, he vomited all over an innocent bystander.
Back on the job, Kish thought to himself, 'Ive looked at all of the pairings in the summary and whatnot, and all that's left is the fat cat. I might as well go warn that sneaky son of a beeitch.'
Cliffhanger! Sort of.
REVIEW, AND WE'LL UPDATE!!!!!!!
Bye, now!