The Mystery of the panty theif
Hi! Since the end of the fanfic is pretty darn close, we decided to put in some filler.
Audience: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bwahahahahaha! But yes! We can't be ending the story on you just yet. That would be boring.
Quicksilver: And anyway, we don't have 100 reviews yet. Maybe the torture will stop when we get that much.
We also have the reader responses section newly in place! It would be a pity to end before we got to use it a couple of times.
Reader Responses ....................................................................................................... DF: Geez! We were just kidding...anyways, hi!
PS: Now we feel special! And plus, what would you say to your Mom: "Oh, Mom, can you drive me to Mar Mar's house so I can kill her slowly and painfully?" Or if you don't, after your visit she'll ask "What did you do at Mar Mar's house?" and you'll say "Oh, nothing, just killed her over and over. You know, the usual."
PPS: Anyways, you don't know where quicksilver lives. Quicksilver: HAHAHAHA!
DF: Glare
Quicksilver: Eep...
Dark Mew Angel: Thanks! We thought that the part with Pie was pretty good too... Tell your friend that yes, the fucking is funny, but the story is fucking funny too! ;)
Amme Moto: Hi! Thanks for reviewing!
I guess the fat cat is blown up now...but he always comes back to life sometime or another...
Roae: Hi! You don't like mustard? How strange...ah well.
Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Hi! Yup yup, this is our fiftieth review...I guess we have to update.
Quicksilver: Darn. More work for me.
MarMar: -.- Don't be a whiney baby.
Quicksilver: Hey, this thing is saved on my account, and my computer and I have to write all the random filler stuff and disclaimers and ITS NO FAIR!! WAAAAA!
Kish: Okay......someone has p.m.s......
Anyways, thanks for reviewing!
GenkiAnimeGurl: Thank you so much for the review and the ice cream!
Quicksilver: RARR! MINE!
Roae: RARR! MINE!
MarMar: RARR! MINE!
(Big ass bitch fight for ice cream ensues)
Pie: 3.14... 3.14... 3.14... (Grabs ice cream and leaves)
Quicksilver: Hey! No fair! .................................................................................................... Disclaimer: We do not own anything in the universe except for a couple of nickels, a happy meal, and an Evanescence CD.
MarMar: That CD's mine!
Quicksilver: (sticks tongue out) Fine. Meanie. Good Charlotte's cooler anyways.
MarMar: Is not! And I have two Linkin Park CDs anyways, so the disclaimer LIED!
Ps: In the last chapter, Roae said in the disclaimer 'Mmm...mustard .' We would like to make a correction. Roae does not like mustard. She prefers ketchup.
Roae: KETCHUP RULES OVER ALL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (sprays bottle of ketchup everywhere) Goat: Maaaaah.(eats grass)
...................................................................................................... We have more than fifty reviews! This makes us feel warm and fuzzy inside. PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF OUR MINDS ACTUALLY CARE, AND REVIEW THE STORY! OF COURSE, THE PEOPLE IN OUR MINDS DON'T CARE FOR US ALL THAT MUCH EITHER, BUT YOU GET THE POINT!
Quicksilver: YES!!!!!!!!! HALFWAY TO THE CENTENNIAL MARK, BABY! LETS TRY TO MAKE 51 into 100 in a filler chapter and one real chapter!
Roae: Actually, 51 is a little past halfway... it's 51% out of 100 or... (starts a math lecture) Quicksilver: Shaddap.
Keep up the good work!
Also...
Quicksilver: GAH! SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO UPDATE! (bows on all fours) It won't happen again!
Ps: is anyone still reading this? No? ah well... ....................................................................................................
Once upon a time, long, long ago (well, not that long ago) in chibi Tokyo land, the Mew mews were having a problem. Somebody had stolen Ichigo's garter strap!
"EEEE!" shrieked lettuce, who had become strangely chibified and bubble headed for the sake of this chapter. "Oh no! There's a thief on the loose!"
Mint sweat dropped. "Well, obviously, baka. Watch out!"
"Huh?" Lettuce looked down.
Boom! Lettuce toppled over. Where she had been standing, Pudding popped up.
"EEK! PUDDING KNOCKED ME OVER WITH ONE OF HER STUPID TRICKS!"
Tears welled up in Pudding's eyes. "You...you no likey Pudding wudding's trickies?" (Roae: AAAUGH! She has been...BABIEFIED!)
"Hehe...o...oh, well, of course I do, but, just not when you knock me over..."
"WAAAA!"
Chibi Zakuro looked up from Blues Clues. "Hey! Stop being all noisy! Blues Clues just murdered the dancing salt and pepper shakers!"
Chibi Ichigo toddled over to join the group. "Huh? Who murdered who?"
Zakuro looked at Ichigo. "Didn't someone steal something from you?"
Ichigo looked surprised. "Umm, really? Err, I mean, yes they did. It was a garter strap."
Pudding was exited. "I know! I know! LET'S FIND THE THIEF!"
"But Pudding that could be dangerous!" protested Lettuce. Pudding's eyes teared up. "But...but, I read mystery stories and everything! I know what to do!"
The group had no choice but to give in. "Fine...crybaby," Mint muttered, the last part under her breath. Pudding was ecstatic. "YES! LET'S INTERVIEW ICHIGO!"
"Umm...Pudding?" Ichigo questioned. It was too late. Pudding had zoomed out of the room, brought back her detective outfit, and tied Ichigo to a chair in less time than it takes Masaya to eat a big mac with extra onions (A/N: very, very little time). Pudding popped a pipe (Roae: Try saying THAT ten times fast!) bigger than her head into her mouth. "So, Ichigo," she said, speaking around the pipe. "What was the date when your garter was stolen?"
"Date? I wasn't on a date...ow!" Mint banged Ichigo's head with her cup of tea, which kick started Ichigo's brain. "Well, um, I think it was yesterday."
"Yesterday? And what exactly were you doing yesterday?"
"Well, Kish came over, and we did stuff in my room, then Masaya came over, and we did stuff in my room, then Keicchiro and Ryou came up and we did double penetration..."
Lettuce keeled over. "Gack! Disgusting sluttiness! Cannot cope...auggh..."
"...And then the fat cat came over, and we did stuff in my room, and then the janitor came over, and we did stuff in my room, and... that's it."
"So!" said Pudding triumphantly. "Six new suspects! That narrows it down!" She noticed Mint, Zakuro, and Lettuce staring at her. "Well...not really."
A firefly briefly appeared over Ichigo's head. "Hey....," she said, "How do you know the rest of the Mew Mews didn't steal the garter?"
Pudding looked up. "THAT'S IT!" she yelled. She and her monkey did a body search on each of the mew mews (including herself: a real bright bulb) and searched their rooms. As soon as the pandemonium died down, and the janitor stopped taking pictures of the naked mew mews, the authoresses popped up.
"Hi!" said Quicksilver. Roae scratched her head and continued to worship her mini statue of yami Bakura. MarMar spotted Roae, stole the statue, and raped it. (Roae: o.O Ewwww... poor statue.)
"AUGH!," shrieked Lettuce. "SPIRITS OF THE PAST HAVE COME TO CLAIM OUR SOUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"Nah, we just want to tell you that none of the mew mews stole the garter," said MarMar, snogging the Bakura statue. "Don't waste your time," said Roae, and the threesome faded out. .................................................................................................. Quicksilver: Hey! How did Roae get in here again? I thought she was at Disney world!
Roae (large mickey mouse ears on her head): Hehehe.
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Zakuro looked odd. "That was...strange. O.o"
"Does anyone know who those weirdos are?" asked Mint.
Pudding looked upset. "I searched everyone and everywhere, but couldn't find a single thing! I was just wasting my time! WAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
................. Part Two (or not.).................... "Well, now what do we do?" Lettuce asked. Pudding was suddenly fine. "Now we interview the suspects!" she said excitedly. She waved her arms and her long sleeves caught the pipe and sent it flying. "Ryou and Keiichiro are in the kitchen. I'll call them. RYOU!!! KEIICHIRO!!!" yelled Mint. Keiichiro came out of the kitchen holding a knife to hide the fact he had just been making out with Ryou. "You called?" he said. Suddenly Pudding ran into him chasing after her pipe. Now the knife went sailingthrough the air. Everyone watched it go slow-motion through the air as the music became all dramatic. The janitor appeared out of a hallway and Lettuce quickly covered Pudding's eyes. A dull thud was heard as the knife hit the poor janitor in the chest, leading him to a bloody death. The horror... THE HORROR!!! (Quicksilver: e.e' (smacks Roae over the head) Roae: . Ahem.) Pudding fought against Lettuce, yelling, "What happened? WHAT HAPPENED?!" Zakuro said dully, "You lost a suspect." and went back to reading 'Blues Clues Salt & Pepper Murder." "Well... what do we do with him?" asked Ichigo. "You can put him in the freezerin the basement with the other two janitors." said Keiichiro cheerfully before going back in the kitchen. The Mew Mews put him downstairs with the janitor who had been lit on fire and the janitor who had learned something incriminating about Ichigo (cough- slut-cough)and died a mysterious death the next day. Pudding (who still didn't know what was going on) said cheerfully, " Okie dokie, let's interview a different suspect!" Before anyone could say anything, she disappeared and then reappeared with Kish in tow. After she searched him and Ichigo stopped drooling, he was tied to the chair. A spotlight was pointed at him and Pudding grabbed a microphone. "Where were you on the date of yesterday?" She asked through the microphone... which thankfully wasn't on. "Well, I... um..." said Kish. Keiichiro suddenly appeared out of the kitchen and plugged the mike into the speakers for Pudding. "Thank you Keiichiro!" Pudding yelled happily while the rest of the group cried and covered their ears. Kish pulled out of the chair and smashed the mike, causing the speakers to squeel loudly. (Roae: Ouchies. Gotta hate that noise.) Mint finally unplugged the stupid speakers. Pudding sat over in the corner and cried while Lettuce comforted her. "WAAAAAAAAAAAH! NOW MIKEY IS BROKEN! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO INTERVIEW THE SUSPECTS?!?" "You speak normally," Mint said sweatdropping.
"Have we confirmed that Kish and Keiichiro are innocent?" asked lettuce, who wasn't very sure what was going on. (Mar Mar: That makes two of us...)
"YEAH!" said pudding. "I talked, they said something, and none of them said that they stole the garter!"
Zakuro did an anime fall. "Well, we still have to interview Masaya, Ryou, Pie, Tart, Masha, a couple of kirama anima..."
Pudding looked disheartened. "So...basically everyone? Oh well..." She brightened. "At least we made some progress!"
............................................................................................... Who will the culprit be? What shall happen to the Mew Mews? What about the dead janitor in the basement? Why are we asking you this, considering we know and you don't?
Read and review on to find out! And leave your guess on who it is and why on your review! If you guess both the character and the reason, we'll give you a free batch of Mar Mar's metaphorical cookies, a Mar Mar and Quicksilver's little non-metaphorical (unfortunately) little brothers, a metaphorical Evanescence CD, and a Masaya plushie (we don't want it anyways)!
Ps: we won't update till we have at least 57 or more reviews! The number is subject to change without further notice! Mwahahahahahahaha!
Wow, this was really long compared to our other chapters... too bad most of it is us babbling...
Hi! Since the end of the fanfic is pretty darn close, we decided to put in some filler.
Audience: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bwahahahahaha! But yes! We can't be ending the story on you just yet. That would be boring.
Quicksilver: And anyway, we don't have 100 reviews yet. Maybe the torture will stop when we get that much.
We also have the reader responses section newly in place! It would be a pity to end before we got to use it a couple of times.
Reader Responses ....................................................................................................... DF: Geez! We were just kidding...anyways, hi!
PS: Now we feel special! And plus, what would you say to your Mom: "Oh, Mom, can you drive me to Mar Mar's house so I can kill her slowly and painfully?" Or if you don't, after your visit she'll ask "What did you do at Mar Mar's house?" and you'll say "Oh, nothing, just killed her over and over. You know, the usual."
PPS: Anyways, you don't know where quicksilver lives. Quicksilver: HAHAHAHA!
DF: Glare
Quicksilver: Eep...
Dark Mew Angel: Thanks! We thought that the part with Pie was pretty good too... Tell your friend that yes, the fucking is funny, but the story is fucking funny too! ;)
Amme Moto: Hi! Thanks for reviewing!
I guess the fat cat is blown up now...but he always comes back to life sometime or another...
Roae: Hi! You don't like mustard? How strange...ah well.
Lita Kino/Sailor Jupiter: Hi! Yup yup, this is our fiftieth review...I guess we have to update.
Quicksilver: Darn. More work for me.
MarMar: -.- Don't be a whiney baby.
Quicksilver: Hey, this thing is saved on my account, and my computer and I have to write all the random filler stuff and disclaimers and ITS NO FAIR!! WAAAAA!
Kish: Okay......someone has p.m.s......
Anyways, thanks for reviewing!
GenkiAnimeGurl: Thank you so much for the review and the ice cream!
Quicksilver: RARR! MINE!
Roae: RARR! MINE!
MarMar: RARR! MINE!
(Big ass bitch fight for ice cream ensues)
Pie: 3.14... 3.14... 3.14... (Grabs ice cream and leaves)
Quicksilver: Hey! No fair! .................................................................................................... Disclaimer: We do not own anything in the universe except for a couple of nickels, a happy meal, and an Evanescence CD.
MarMar: That CD's mine!
Quicksilver: (sticks tongue out) Fine. Meanie. Good Charlotte's cooler anyways.
MarMar: Is not! And I have two Linkin Park CDs anyways, so the disclaimer LIED!
Ps: In the last chapter, Roae said in the disclaimer 'Mmm...mustard .' We would like to make a correction. Roae does not like mustard. She prefers ketchup.
Roae: KETCHUP RULES OVER ALL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (sprays bottle of ketchup everywhere) Goat: Maaaaah.(eats grass)
...................................................................................................... We have more than fifty reviews! This makes us feel warm and fuzzy inside. PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF OUR MINDS ACTUALLY CARE, AND REVIEW THE STORY! OF COURSE, THE PEOPLE IN OUR MINDS DON'T CARE FOR US ALL THAT MUCH EITHER, BUT YOU GET THE POINT!
Quicksilver: YES!!!!!!!!! HALFWAY TO THE CENTENNIAL MARK, BABY! LETS TRY TO MAKE 51 into 100 in a filler chapter and one real chapter!
Roae: Actually, 51 is a little past halfway... it's 51% out of 100 or... (starts a math lecture) Quicksilver: Shaddap.
Keep up the good work!
Also...
Quicksilver: GAH! SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO UPDATE! (bows on all fours) It won't happen again!
Ps: is anyone still reading this? No? ah well... ....................................................................................................
Once upon a time, long, long ago (well, not that long ago) in chibi Tokyo land, the Mew mews were having a problem. Somebody had stolen Ichigo's garter strap!
"EEEE!" shrieked lettuce, who had become strangely chibified and bubble headed for the sake of this chapter. "Oh no! There's a thief on the loose!"
Mint sweat dropped. "Well, obviously, baka. Watch out!"
"Huh?" Lettuce looked down.
Boom! Lettuce toppled over. Where she had been standing, Pudding popped up.
"EEK! PUDDING KNOCKED ME OVER WITH ONE OF HER STUPID TRICKS!"
Tears welled up in Pudding's eyes. "You...you no likey Pudding wudding's trickies?" (Roae: AAAUGH! She has been...BABIEFIED!)
"Hehe...o...oh, well, of course I do, but, just not when you knock me over..."
"WAAAA!"
Chibi Zakuro looked up from Blues Clues. "Hey! Stop being all noisy! Blues Clues just murdered the dancing salt and pepper shakers!"
Chibi Ichigo toddled over to join the group. "Huh? Who murdered who?"
Zakuro looked at Ichigo. "Didn't someone steal something from you?"
Ichigo looked surprised. "Umm, really? Err, I mean, yes they did. It was a garter strap."
Pudding was exited. "I know! I know! LET'S FIND THE THIEF!"
"But Pudding that could be dangerous!" protested Lettuce. Pudding's eyes teared up. "But...but, I read mystery stories and everything! I know what to do!"
The group had no choice but to give in. "Fine...crybaby," Mint muttered, the last part under her breath. Pudding was ecstatic. "YES! LET'S INTERVIEW ICHIGO!"
"Umm...Pudding?" Ichigo questioned. It was too late. Pudding had zoomed out of the room, brought back her detective outfit, and tied Ichigo to a chair in less time than it takes Masaya to eat a big mac with extra onions (A/N: very, very little time). Pudding popped a pipe (Roae: Try saying THAT ten times fast!) bigger than her head into her mouth. "So, Ichigo," she said, speaking around the pipe. "What was the date when your garter was stolen?"
"Date? I wasn't on a date...ow!" Mint banged Ichigo's head with her cup of tea, which kick started Ichigo's brain. "Well, um, I think it was yesterday."
"Yesterday? And what exactly were you doing yesterday?"
"Well, Kish came over, and we did stuff in my room, then Masaya came over, and we did stuff in my room, then Keicchiro and Ryou came up and we did double penetration..."
Lettuce keeled over. "Gack! Disgusting sluttiness! Cannot cope...auggh..."
"...And then the fat cat came over, and we did stuff in my room, and then the janitor came over, and we did stuff in my room, and... that's it."
"So!" said Pudding triumphantly. "Six new suspects! That narrows it down!" She noticed Mint, Zakuro, and Lettuce staring at her. "Well...not really."
A firefly briefly appeared over Ichigo's head. "Hey....," she said, "How do you know the rest of the Mew Mews didn't steal the garter?"
Pudding looked up. "THAT'S IT!" she yelled. She and her monkey did a body search on each of the mew mews (including herself: a real bright bulb) and searched their rooms. As soon as the pandemonium died down, and the janitor stopped taking pictures of the naked mew mews, the authoresses popped up.
"Hi!" said Quicksilver. Roae scratched her head and continued to worship her mini statue of yami Bakura. MarMar spotted Roae, stole the statue, and raped it. (Roae: o.O Ewwww... poor statue.)
"AUGH!," shrieked Lettuce. "SPIRITS OF THE PAST HAVE COME TO CLAIM OUR SOUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"Nah, we just want to tell you that none of the mew mews stole the garter," said MarMar, snogging the Bakura statue. "Don't waste your time," said Roae, and the threesome faded out. .................................................................................................. Quicksilver: Hey! How did Roae get in here again? I thought she was at Disney world!
Roae (large mickey mouse ears on her head): Hehehe.
......................................................................................................
Zakuro looked odd. "That was...strange. O.o"
"Does anyone know who those weirdos are?" asked Mint.
Pudding looked upset. "I searched everyone and everywhere, but couldn't find a single thing! I was just wasting my time! WAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
................. Part Two (or not.).................... "Well, now what do we do?" Lettuce asked. Pudding was suddenly fine. "Now we interview the suspects!" she said excitedly. She waved her arms and her long sleeves caught the pipe and sent it flying. "Ryou and Keiichiro are in the kitchen. I'll call them. RYOU!!! KEIICHIRO!!!" yelled Mint. Keiichiro came out of the kitchen holding a knife to hide the fact he had just been making out with Ryou. "You called?" he said. Suddenly Pudding ran into him chasing after her pipe. Now the knife went sailingthrough the air. Everyone watched it go slow-motion through the air as the music became all dramatic. The janitor appeared out of a hallway and Lettuce quickly covered Pudding's eyes. A dull thud was heard as the knife hit the poor janitor in the chest, leading him to a bloody death. The horror... THE HORROR!!! (Quicksilver: e.e' (smacks Roae over the head) Roae: . Ahem.) Pudding fought against Lettuce, yelling, "What happened? WHAT HAPPENED?!" Zakuro said dully, "You lost a suspect." and went back to reading 'Blues Clues Salt & Pepper Murder." "Well... what do we do with him?" asked Ichigo. "You can put him in the freezerin the basement with the other two janitors." said Keiichiro cheerfully before going back in the kitchen. The Mew Mews put him downstairs with the janitor who had been lit on fire and the janitor who had learned something incriminating about Ichigo (cough- slut-cough)and died a mysterious death the next day. Pudding (who still didn't know what was going on) said cheerfully, " Okie dokie, let's interview a different suspect!" Before anyone could say anything, she disappeared and then reappeared with Kish in tow. After she searched him and Ichigo stopped drooling, he was tied to the chair. A spotlight was pointed at him and Pudding grabbed a microphone. "Where were you on the date of yesterday?" She asked through the microphone... which thankfully wasn't on. "Well, I... um..." said Kish. Keiichiro suddenly appeared out of the kitchen and plugged the mike into the speakers for Pudding. "Thank you Keiichiro!" Pudding yelled happily while the rest of the group cried and covered their ears. Kish pulled out of the chair and smashed the mike, causing the speakers to squeel loudly. (Roae: Ouchies. Gotta hate that noise.) Mint finally unplugged the stupid speakers. Pudding sat over in the corner and cried while Lettuce comforted her. "WAAAAAAAAAAAH! NOW MIKEY IS BROKEN! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO INTERVIEW THE SUSPECTS?!?" "You speak normally," Mint said sweatdropping.
"Have we confirmed that Kish and Keiichiro are innocent?" asked lettuce, who wasn't very sure what was going on. (Mar Mar: That makes two of us...)
"YEAH!" said pudding. "I talked, they said something, and none of them said that they stole the garter!"
Zakuro did an anime fall. "Well, we still have to interview Masaya, Ryou, Pie, Tart, Masha, a couple of kirama anima..."
Pudding looked disheartened. "So...basically everyone? Oh well..." She brightened. "At least we made some progress!"
............................................................................................... Who will the culprit be? What shall happen to the Mew Mews? What about the dead janitor in the basement? Why are we asking you this, considering we know and you don't?
Read and review on to find out! And leave your guess on who it is and why on your review! If you guess both the character and the reason, we'll give you a free batch of Mar Mar's metaphorical cookies, a Mar Mar and Quicksilver's little non-metaphorical (unfortunately) little brothers, a metaphorical Evanescence CD, and a Masaya plushie (we don't want it anyways)!
Ps: we won't update till we have at least 57 or more reviews! The number is subject to change without further notice! Mwahahahahahahaha!
Wow, this was really long compared to our other chapters... too bad most of it is us babbling...