Act II –Castle Lololo

(The Castle Lololo theme is heard)

(Enter Kirby. She begins to explore the huge building.)

Kirby: I thought I could take a shortcut by going through here instead of around… but I could be wrong. There are so many doors here.

(She enters one and finds-)

Kirby: Aaaaah! Mumbies!

(Backing out of the doorway, Kirby comes into contact with what appears to be a mask with a calm face etched into it. As she touches it, however, the mask's expression becomes a maniacal one, and it starts to bounce off the walls and into Kirby, exploding as it hits. More Mumbies appear, and she bumps into a couple of invincible Gordos in her haste.)

Kirby: This place is CRAWLING with baddies of the worst type! Waaaaah!

(Kirby leaves off exploring and just runs down one hallway as fast as she can go until the stubborn undead quit chasing her. Catching her breath, she goes into the next room.)

Kirby: Oh, wow! There's food here.

(She eats the plate of curry she just saw and immediately starts to fan her mouth, her eyes streaming tears.)

Kirby: Aaaaargh! It's spicy! And I don't have any water!

(Kirby turns into another room, but instead of water there is a multitude of baddies waiting for her, including more of the dreaded Mumbies.)

Kirby: AAAAAAAH!

(Song: A Painful Snack)

(Spoken) Oh, this is not good. This is not good at all.

I'm heating up!

I'm really heating up!

Hunger has overriden caution

And now I'm hot! So hot!

Hot hot hot hot hot!

(She manages to push her way through the group of baddies, taking a bit of damage as she does but only slowing for a second or two.)

They're still chasing me!

They're quite persistent and still chasing me!

I'd better not let them catch me

Because that would be bad! Very bad!

Bad bad bad bad bad!

(Still going, she enters the next room only to find it full of spikey, invincible Gordos. Of course she's got to move around them while the baddies keep chasing her.)

(Spoken) Could it be that it just isn't my day?

(Any and all movement immediately ceases. So does the music.)

(Spoken) No way!

(Now she's running full-tilt through the castle, occasionally stopping to breathe fire on the persistent undead.)

I'm in trouble

I'm currently in a lot of trouble

I want to cool down but I can't stop at all

And so I'm hot!

Hot hot hot hot

Hot hot hot hot

Hot hot hot hot hot!

So hot!

(End song, yay)

(Kirby finally escapes for good, taking huge gasps of air both from the running and in an attempt to cool her poor mouth. Enter Lololo and Lalala, standing above Kirby's head on ledges that lead to several doors; each is carrying a box. Being twins, of course they look alike, other than the fact that one is clad in blue while the other wears pink and a yellow bow, but are also as closely mentally linked to one another as is possible. They always speak –but not sing –in unison.)

Kirby: Er, hello there. I don't mean to interrupt anything important, it's just that this castle is jam-packed with Mumbies and Gordos, and somebody could seriously get hurt. In fact, I almost did. Do you know where I can find the owner-

(She is cut off as two boxes slam into her.)

Lololo, Lalala: We are the owners.

Kirby: (Recovering) Well, I'll just leave and walk around the castle then…

Lololo, Lalala: You must not be allowed to interfere with Great King Dedede.

Kirby: Even if he's going to starve me and my friends out? And everyone else?

Lololo, Lalala: You're quite unwelcome here, Dreamlander.

(Lololo and Lalala disappear into two of the doors and reappear a second later with two more boxes, which they throw at Kirby. She manages to dodge these, but it doesn't mean a thing as they go back for more.)

(Song: Gemini Palace)

Lololo: Someone entering our castle without permission

And on a fool's errand –brave, but unwise

Lalala: Our "welcome" gift to uninvited guests

Is a face full of packing materials!

(Two boxes are hurled; Kirby dodges one and is hit by the other as she jumps up to one of the ledges in the room.)

Kirby: This sure isn't the right way to treat visitors!

But I should've seen this coming and I know what to do

All: Isn't it strange? A person multiplied by a person

Always together and always apart, in a castle filled with danger

Today we battle the math problem:

Three combatants, two viewpoints, one victory

(Kirby manages to send a box flying back at each of the twins.)

Lololo: It's good to have someone with you

Together you talk, work, think, fight

Lalala: Together we fight you –don't complain about two against one

Because you should've asked for permission to come in!

(From different ledges this time, more boxes come at Kirby.)

Kirby: This sure isn't the right way to treat visitors!

But I should've seen this coming and I know what to do

All: Isn't it strange? A person multiplied by a person

Always together and always apart, in a castle filled with danger

Today we've got a math problem on our hands:

Three combatants, two viewpoints, one victory

(More boxes, more dodging, more hitting. Eventually Kirby drives the twins off.)

Lololo: Isn't it strange? A person multiplied by a person

Always together and always apart, in a castle filled with danger

Lalala: Today we battle the math problem:

Lololo: Three combatants-

Lalala: Two viewpoints-

Both: One escape! We'll see you again, Dreamlander!

(Exit Lololo and Lalala.)

(End song, yay)

Kirby: That wasn't a pleasant fight at all. I'm not looking forward to seeing them again.

(Kirby looks around the castle some more, and finds tomatoes to eat and Mumbies to run from in the process, an instrumental version of the twins' image song playing all the while. Eventually she reaches the roof.)

Kirby: What a great view. I think I can see my house from here!

(That reminds her of why she left home in the first place, and she turns toward the final door in the castle. Enter Lololo and Lalala, with a vengeance and twice as many doors this time.)

(Song: Gemini Palace Reprise)

(And the song is the same and the fighting techniques are the same, so no more details here. Just know that Kirby eventually wins. Exit Lololo and Lalala... or they pass out, whichever.)

Kirby: Isn't it strange? A person multiplied by a person

Always together and always apart, in a castle filled with danger

Today we've got a math problem on our hands:

Three combatants, two viewpoints,

And one Dreamlander off to find the King again.

(End song, yay)

(Kirby takes hold of the Warpstar that has appeared. Exit Kirby.)