The mystery of the panty thief: Pudding and Mint reveal all!

PS: Not literally, of course.

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Darkfire180: Mwee hee hee! We didn't succumb to your murderous ways and tell you at school! But, here is the conclusion anyways!!! Hope you like!

Amme Moto: Well, you'll see who the culprit is soon enough...its rather unexpected...;)

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(random ninja squirrel eats cookies)

Quicksilver: -.- Why does this always happen to me?

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MarMar: on with the story...

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Pudding paused dramatically. "The culprit is..." she repeated.

"Yes?" inquired lettuce.

"The culprit is..."

"SHUT THE HELL UP AND TELL US ALREADY OR I WILL MAKE YOUR DEATH SLOW AND PAINFUL!!!!" shrieked Zakuro.

"But if she shuts up, she won't be able to tell us!" Lettuce said.

Zakuro made a hrumphing noise, and folded her arms.

"The culprit is..." Pudding looked at Zakuro staring at her, gulped, and pulled the hood off the figure.

The characters gasped.

"ICHIGO!" Pudding yelled triumphantly. "Ichigo was a kleptomaniac and stole all sorts of stuff!"

"But...but how?" Masaya gaped.

"That's what we wondered too," Mint said smugly. "How could it be? How had her garter belt disappeared then? Remember when the authoresses told us that no mew mew had stolen the garter belt?"

Lettuce and Zakuro nodded.

"Well," continued Mint, "Ichigo had been selling her underwear on the black market to get a bunch of cash."

"I was broke," Ichigo whined miserably.

"We didn't notice, because we usually saw her wearing her clothes. But then, she ran out of underwear. If she sold her garter belt, we would surely notice it missing, and ask nosey questions. So, in a genius move, she pretended somebody stole it, collected the insurance money, then and only then, she sold it." Several heads nodded in understanding.

"After this, she stole things from other people, usually the best and the newest, the things that she liked, and the things that would get her a lot of money. You noticed a pattern in the things that were stolen? Ichigo knew that she would never be suspected, and grew more and more reckless. When ever anyone got suspicious, Ichigo directed the blame towards others. But there was still one question left to be solved."

"What?" Kish asked.

"The question was this: Since Ichigo is a complete and hopeless IDIOT..."

"Hey!" Ichigo said, insulted.

"How could she have come up with this plan on her own?" Mint said, ignoring her. "Somebody must have been behind the plot! But who? It must have been someone with crude cunning, no morals, and a twisted perverted mind. This someone is part of our gathering. He is standing here, listening now. He is...THE FAT CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The fat cat, who had been trying to sneak slowly away, was caught in the doorframe. "Help! Mommy!"

Pie and Ryou quickly grabbed him, tied him up, and put him on the floor by Ichigo.

"I knew Ichigo had to have a mastermind behind this," continued Mint. "When I heard her say that the fat cat wasn't the one stealing stuff, and her trying to protect him, I was suspicious. Also, the panties with the cat print on them were a key clue. Ichigo mainly went for pink stuff. Who would want cat panties? A cat, of course. So you see, if anyone found out about the plan, Ichigo would get all the blame, and the fat cat would go away unsuspected. But they underestimated the power of THE MIGHTY MINT!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Umm, right. Okay." Pudding said as Mint laughed her head off. "Well, anyways, Ichigo stole and sold the stuff, but she had to give some of it to the fat cat, since he controlled her, and gave her the idea. She was his servant."

Suddenly, Ichigo burst into tears. "I ha...had tooo! Boo hoo hoo! He...he hic, I ...he...I owed him money and had to pay him back for that time I hired him from Zzzzzzzzzesty Escorts to give me an erotic massage! He...he said that I could pay him back and get some money for myself too, if I, well, did what I did! I paid him back in underwear! Boo hoo hoo!"

"Shut up, slut!" the fat cat snarled. But it was too late!

A random police officer popped out of the cabinet. "You are under arrest! Anything you say can be used against you!"

"Damn, why does this always happen to me?" the fat cat muttered as he was dragged away.

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Ichigo paid back everyone for the stuff she had stolen, and lived in jail for a long, long, time (or till the next time we need her anyways). The end.

Yes...nobody got the answer right...

Quicksilover: -- It was a plan of genius If I say so myself....

MarMar: Wait! Actually, Amme Moto's friend Lynnia got the riddle right! We now award her with.....

1. Mar Mar's metaphorical cookies(chocolate chip!)

2.MarMar and Quicksilver's little non-metaphorical (unfortunately) little brothers

3. A metaphorical Evanescence CD

4.A Masaya plushie

Savor the moment, Lynnia! YOU ARE RICH!!!!!

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