Chapter 6: Fin

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Story ho!

Back in the alley, Ichigo was giving the fat cat a Welcome-back-from-china party (only she and the cat were invited. We'll leave it to you to imagine what that is . Hint: what do you in x-rated porno movies? Yup, you got it.) They were getting it on in a dumpster, rolling around in maggoty fish (it's more fun to eat it like that). "Oh Ichigo," sighed the fat cat romantically, "Life isn't the same without you."

"Oh, fat cat," sighed Ichigo, "My dating scene hasn't been the same with out you either."

"What?"

"Never mind."

With magic powers, Kish had located fat cat. "Oh God!" he moaned. "Ichigo couldn't sink that low." But she could! So Kish went over to give her what-ho (an emphasis on the ho part). Silently, he popped up beside the feline lovers, a hurt look on his face. An hour later, he whined, "It's getting damn hard to hold this pose!" Neko-Ichigo came up for air, and did a double take when she saw Kish. "Oh, uh, Kish honeybuns, I was just...er..."

Kish cut her off. His eyes remained cold. "It's over, bitch." The cat popped up. In catspeak, he asked, "Honey, who's that?" Snarling, Kish replied, "Well, before I knew that this whore had sunk so low, it was my girlfriend." (ouch.)

The fat cat turned to Ichigo, anime tears in his eyes. "But...but...I thought you were mine!" Ryou and Keiichiro popped up, and said "Me Too!" and continued making out.

Masaya followed. Soon after, mint. Soon, the alley was echoing with cries of Me Too! etc. Ichigo sank to the ground, alone, friendless, naked, surrounded by her enemies that all pointed at her pitiful, quivering form (this is the climax of the story peeps) and yelled to high heaven

"Slut!" Then everyone flung monkey poo at her. She ran away, crying. In the background, Pie popped up, muttering "3.14, 3.14, 3.14..."

That was pretty pathetic....

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