Roae's last chapter was so popular, and she has been on good behaivior, so we decided to let her write another one...god, Quicksilver has just realized that she has been practically breaking every rule on ...
Quicksilver: 'No bloopers...' yup, broke that...'have to be 13 to register'...yup, broke that...I am sure that this should be a higher rating...'no review responses' yup, broke that...'no script format' yup, am currently breaking that...
Ah well.
Roae: MY TURN!!!!!!!!!! XD
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Roae: ((finishes writing on notepad)) Aha! I have completed and perfected my evil plot to take over the Tokyo Soaps! Muahahahaha!!! Now, to start my evil scheme...
(5 minutes later in the Yu-Gi-Oh realm)
Roae: ((appears in Marik's underground... house... place)) Heheheh... ((steals the Millennium Rod from Marik and disappears))
Marik: Hey, that's mine... ;.;
Roae: ((appears in Bakura's apartment)) Hey Bakura.
Bakura: What do you want?
Roae: ((hugs him, then disappears))
Bakura: O.o I'm never going to get used to that...
(5 minutes later in Fanficland)
Roae: Muahahahahaha! The Tokyo Soaps is now mine! You shall give the fanfic to me without any complaint! ((takes control of Foxx and MarMar's minds with the Rod))
Foxx and MarMar: . Yes master...
Roae: And now, read-and-reviewers! (hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge) Time to start the show! I present to you... BLOOPERS PART TWO!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... (etc.)
Wait! Since Foxx and MarMar are... occupied... at the moment, I'll do review responses!
To DarkFire 180: Yes, they are predictable, aren't they? But it's still good, right? For you guys anyway. O.o Well, here's your update!
To ANonYmous: Yes, we kinda established that... um, I dunno. Ask Foxx and MarMar when they get back. I don't run this show. ((sweat drop))
To Amme Moto: Yeah, that's REALLY gross. ((shakes head)) They are SO twisted... anywho... I think they're gonna drag this out as long as possible. It's just the next to last of the actual fanfic chappies... right? O.O
To Dark Mew Angel: Yup! I kinda feel sorry for her, but what the heck! MUAHAHA!! Thanks for the MULTIPLE reviews!
To Roae: ((reads the review)) Oh wait, I wrote this... never mind... ((sweatdrop)) Heheh.
To LilMewBerii: Why thanks! :D Your comment is greatly appreciated!
To Lyssa-chan: Yup, have to agree! And Dark Mew Angel, yeah, we got it.
To Me and No one cares: Well I (Quicksilver randomly bursts in)
Roae: Hey! I was writing this!
Quicksilver: phbthb...XP
I am soooo sorry! ;.; I do not know how I possibly forgot to reply to your review...(sniffles) please forgive me!!! :(
Roae: MY TURN!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (glomps bakura)
Okay, now I'm REALLY starting the chapter!
Really!
You're still reading this?
I feel sorry for you.
ON WITH THE CHAPTER!!!
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# Chapter --, Take -- #
Fat cat: (in jail) Oh, I'll get them... I'll get them.
Roae: ((randomly appears, Rod in tow)) Hello Monsieur Fat Cat, how are you doing? Mind if I mess with your mind? ((lifts the Rod))
Fat cat: No-I-didn't-mean-it-really- ((gets taken control of and dances around the cell, bouncing off the walls))
Roae: Bwahaha... okay, that's enough. I need to get to real bloopers now.
Fat cat: Please get me out of here! I'll work for the fic willingly again! ((sirens blare))
Roae: One, you broke the fourth wall again. Ha! Two, sorry, it's almost done. I don't think you're needed anymore. ((disappears))
Fat cat: ((getting dragged away)) Damn you all to hell and back.
# Chapter 9, Take 1 #
Kish next encountered Mint. She was (surprise!) getting drunk with Zakuro. Too bad minors aren't allowed to drink by law, because Mrs. Aizawa's collection of $2,000,000,000 wine was growing thin, and if they were allowed to drink in public, the local bar would have gone out of business.
Mint: ((drunk)) Dink we dwink toooo muck?
Zakuro: ((splashes water on herself and Mint)) Yes. We need to stop, otherwise we'll run out of wine.
((They leave))
Roae: CUT! Hey, just because I've taken control doesn't mean you can screw up the fic!
Kish: You do.
Roae: I'm supposed to... well, not really... shaddup. ((glare))
# Chapter 9, Take 4 #
"Ichigo is..." Kish paused a moment for effect, which only served to make the girl's sweatdrop, "Ichigo is cheating on you, Mint."
Zakuro: W-wait... she's cheating on Mint... that means she's going out with Mint... No! She's cheating on meeeeee! ((runs out crying))
Kish and Mint: ....... Huh? O.o
(A/N There Magic-chan, I put in a little Zakuro/Ichigo for you. ((sigh)) )
# Chapter 10, Take 2 #
But before they could violate the law, Pudding's naughty monkey swung into the room. It was mad at Pudding for not having slept with it ever since she started going out with Tart. It leaned over and whispered into Tart's ear. Tart burst into gales of laughter. "That monkey says that you're cheating on me!"
Tart and Pudding: burst out laughing
Monkey: But it's true...
Tart and Pudding: ... Wait a minute, you talk? ((look at each other)) $.$ Cha ching!
Monkey: ... Uh oh.
# Chapter 10, Take 5 #
Pie whirled around, and stammered "3.1- I 3.14 mean, 3.14 oh, 3.14 uh., 3.14 hi, 3.14 I 3.14 really 3.14 was 3.14 doing, 3.14 uh, 3.14 research, 3.14 but 3.14 this 3.14 pop-up 3.14 came 3.14 up 3.14 and 3.14 wouldn't 3.14 go 3.14 away...3.14..."
Kish: Oh, okay... ((suddenly notices something)) Oh, wow, you said two words in a row. Pop-up! And every other thing you said was a word! A NEW RECORD! ((claps loudly))
Pie: -.-' 3.14 Thank 3.14 you, 3.14 I 3.14 think 3.14.
# Chapter 10, During Take 6 #
Pie looked away, ashamed. "Uh...yeah." He said quietly. "Ohmygod!" Yelled Kish. "That's what happened to my computer! You owe me a new keyboard!!!!" (Quicksilver: it was all Mar Mar's idea! I swear! Roae: Oh yeah, I'm sure... hentai. (( walks away, shaking head)) Hentai, hentai, hentai, (etc.))
# Chapter 11, Take 1 #
"EEK! PUDDING KNOCKED ME OVER WITH ONE OF HER STUPID TRICKS!"
Pudding: Why thank you. ((walks away calmly))
Everyone: ((sweat drop))
Lettuce: ((still knocked over)) Ooookay... a little help here, people?
# Chapter 11, Take 4 #
"Umm...Pudding?" Ichigo questioned. It was too late. Pudding had zoomed out of the room, brought back her detective outfit, and tied Ichigo to a chair in less time than it takes Masaya to eat a big mac with extra onions .
Roae: Hmmm... Masaya, come here. ((hands him a big mac with extra onions)) Eat this as fast as you can.
Masaya: ... Okay. ((eats really fast, but halfway through starts choking)) Ggggh! Ughh!
Roae: O.O Yikes! ((calls an ambulance))
(Two days later, after he gets out of the hospital)
Masaya: ((finishes the big mac))
Roae: ((checks watch)) So the total time is... 2 days, 3 hours and 7 minutes. Hn. ((goes to watch Pudding))
Pudding: ((tying Ichigo to the chair in veeeeeerrrryyyyy slow motion))
Ichigo: -.-' Help... me...
# Chapter 11, Take 8 #
"Yesterday? And what exactly were you doing yesterday?"
Ichigo: Yesterday? I did nothing. It was so boring... I didn't have a single date with anyone!
All of Ichigo's boy/girlfriends in the room: ... WHAT?!?
Ichigo: Ummm... heheh...
# Chapter 11, Take 12 #
Now the knife went sailing through the air. Everyone watched it go slow-motion through the air as the music became all dramatic. The janitor appeared out of a hallway and Lettuce quickly covered Pudding's eyes. A dull thud was heard as the knife hit the poor janitor in the chest, leading him to a bloody death. The horror... THE HORROR!!!
Mint: Um, Roae?
Roae: WHAT?! I'm trying to be dramatic here!
Mint: ((points))
Janitor: ((pokes the knife a couple of times, then walks away, not caring in the least.))
Everyone: O.o' ...Huh?
Roae: -.- Oh come on, you ruined my moment. Grrr.
# Chapter 12, Take 1 #
A night after the first interviews, long after everyone was asleep, Lettuce heard someone creeping into her room. "I hate you all... Damn you... Die off..." she mumbled.
Intruder: O.O ((creeps right back out))
# Chapter 12, Take 4 #
Zakuro rolled her eyes. "542, dimwit." Lettuce paled, and breathed harder. "Pudding? What color were these?"
Pudding: Lots of pink. And some cat-print ones. Wait a minute, that sounds like Ichigo's stuff. What were you doing in Ichigo's room?
Everyone: O.O ((stares at Lettuce))
Lettuce: I... um...
# Chapter 12, Take 8 #
Tart however, was furious. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT THING COST ME? IT COSTED 5 HUNDRED DOLLARS!"
Everyone: Oh no!
Pudding: It's the return of... DUB FEVER! AHHHH!
Everyone except Roae: ((run around randomly screaming))
Roae: -.-' I really shouldn't have made that up...
# Chapter 12, Take 9 #
Zakuro was furious. "MINT'S ALREADY BETRAYED ME ONCE IN THIS STORY, SHE WON'T DO IT AGAIN!" She stormed upstairs.
(Sirens blare, police come in)
Roae: O.o No! You've got it wrong! That was just an... ECHO! That's right! An echo from the fat cat!
Police dudes: -.- ... Okay! ((leave))
Ichigo: Hey! Why did you stand up for Zakuro and not the fat cat?
Roae: ... I like her.
# Chapter 13, Take 1 #
Pudding paused dramatically. "The culprit is..." she repeated.
"Yes?" inquired lettuce.
"The culprit is..."
"SHUT THE HELL UP AND TELL US ALREADY OR I WILL MAKE YOUR DEATH SLOW AND PAINFUL!!!!" shrieked Zakuro.
"But if she shuts up, she won't be able to tell us!" Lettuce said.
Zakuro made a hrumphing noise, and folded her arms.
"The culprit is..."
Ichigo: Argh! ((shoots Pudding in annoyance)) Me!
Everyone: ((blink blink)) O.o Uhhh...
Ichigo: Ummm... you didn't hear or see anything! ((runs))
# Chapter 13, Take 3 #
"I was broke," Ichigo whined miserably.
Roae: I thought the authoresses were paying you!
Ichigo: Pay cuts. They suck. ((goes on strike))
Roae: ((slump)) This job is harder than I thought...
# Chapter 13, Take 4 #
"We didn't notice, because we usually saw her wearing her clothes. But then, she ran out of underwear. If she sold her garter belt, we would surely notice it missing, and ask nosey questions. So, in a genius move, she pretended somebody stole it, collected the insurance money, then and only then, she sold it." Several heads nodded in understanding.
Roae: You can get INSURANCE on a GARTER BELT? O.o
Ichigo: ((back from strike)) No duh.
Roae: O.O That was a short strike.
Mint: ((whispers to Pudding)) Roae's got a short attention span, doesn't she?
Pudding: ((playing a random video game)) Huh?
# Chapter 13, Take 8 #
"Damn, why does this always happen to me?" the fat cat muttered as he was dragged away.
Roae: As I mentioned before, I don't like you. :P
# Chapter 14, Take -- #
Roae: I can't think of any good ones for this chapter... ((watches Ichigo go running past)) It's perfect how it is... OH GOD, WHAT AM I SAYING?!?! O.O ((throws up))
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Roae: Muahahahahaha! This is so awesome! ((forcing Foxx and MarMar to do random stuff))
(Bakura randomly appears from Yu-Gi-Oh)
Bakura: I knew you were up to something. ((stops the mind control stuff))
Roae: Hey! You ruined my fun... ;.;
Bakura: ((smirks and disappears, taking the Rod))
Foxx and MarMar: Huh? What's going on?
Roae: Heheh... um, bye! ((runs))