Chapter 7: Aftermath etc.

Disclaimer. Sob. Do we really need a disclaimer for this aftermath chapter?

Evil lawyers: yes.

Fine. Meh. We disclaim it and stuff. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Aftermath

It all started with a pencil. But that's boring. Let's get to the nub and gist of this already.

Everyone severed their relationships with Ichigo. Kish never looked at her again, he was so traumatized (besides the fact that he realized that she was an ugly slut.). Finally, he decided to go out with Lettuce. But it just wasn't the same. Maybe it was because of the fact that Lettuce was voted Queen of the Kitchen Utensils in high school and wore her hair in pleated braids. Urgh.

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Mint locked herself in her room, both girlfriends gone. She was desolate, alone in the night with no warm body to comfort her in her loneliness, just because of a few drunken words. She sobbed and whined, and was crankier than when she had PMS. Mint swore off all booze (even her beloved beer flavored ice cream) and never touched her mom's chardonnay again.

Finally, one stormy night, the doorbell rang (drumroll, please). A teary-eyed Mint was surprised to see Zakuro, soaking wet. She flung herself into Zakuro's open arms. "Zakuro! Baby! Boy, am I glad to see you! I missed you so much! Heyyy…you're all wet! (wink wink) Why don't you come in and change?..." So, all's well that ends well. We let Mint off too easily.

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Ryou and Keiicharo forgave each other, and tactfully fired Ichigo. They couldn't though, because her contract was still active, so they strangled her. (MarMar: Just kidding! Just Kidding! Aaaaa!is burned at the stake by rabid Ichigo fansDon't worry, Ichigo fans, we would never really kill off Ichigo-chan!) Fat cat and his mommy moved to china. Pudding and Tart lived happily ever after. Pie became a billionaire by inventing the first RoboWhore.

Masaya eventually came back to Ichigo. We told you he was stupid. For a while, the two outcasts of society lived happily enough together in Masaya's trashcan in a deserted alley next to a McDonald's store. They had an elite diet of burger grease and rotten fries. And maggoty fish.

One day, Masaya bumped into Kish on the sidewalk. The green haired alien looked up, snarling, and shook Masaya's hand off his shoulder. "What?" Masaya blushed and stammered, "Oh, uh, it's you. I, um have been wanting to apologize. For not believing,…you know. Wait! Come back!" Kish had turned around, marching back to Victoria's Secret that he had come out of. Masaya grabbed Kish's arm. "I've been wanting to tell you…um…"

"Make it quick, I have thongs to buy."

"Well…(Kish was about to kill Masaya so he would get to the point)…bad guys turn me on."

The alien looked over Masaya's evil, disgusting, Gary-Stu idiotic, yet still rather hot and muscled main character body. Kish's bisexual eyes took on an evil gleam. "Well, actually, I do like my sex slaves strong and stupid," he replied. So he went out with Masaya to get double revenge on Ichigo and get some real action (Lettuce was in reality a celibate Buddhist nun, and didn't have sex). And they all lived happily ever after.

Sooo…we guess that this sad little perverted story has a moral. We think.

The moral: Don't go out with pink haired catgirls! Unless of course said catgirls are really hot. And even then, try avoiding a relationship unless you are a kendo-worshipping idiot. And if you happen to be a kendo-worshipping idiot who likes pink haired catgirls, don't get emotional because then the catgirl will become INTOLORABLE (we learned this from the manga). This is a very important life lesson, and will no doubt be applicable in many situations.

Reviews:

Darkfire180: It wasn't THAT predictable…a mad cheese monster could have randomly come in and squashed them all or something…

Half the reviews are NOT from the same person!!! Half the reviews are from the same two people! Or three! Or four! Or five! Or…well, this could go on for a while. We have to do the other reviews.

ANonYmous: Thank you for reviewing. Your review was enlightening (and hard to read out loud. Try saying hahahahahaahahohohohohohohhehehehehewhorewhorewhore three times fast).

No, Ichigo does not get paid for this. She is stupid that way. Thanks for reviewing!

Amme Moto: Yes, maggoty fish is scary. It reminds me of Masaya. But, overcoming our fears of maggoty fish will bring us one rank farther on the ladder of enlightenment or something like that.

GAHHHH! YOU STOLE MY PERSONALITY! (this is MarMar speaking… or typing… or… whatever.) YOU SHALL PAY! Just kidding, want to be friends?

Quicksilver foxx: Right…next review!

Dark Mew Angel: Yay! Bloody pile of shaking goo! Happiness!

Thanks for reviewing!

ROAE: Haha, yeah, kill Quicksilver. Then it will be that much easier for me to take Bakura! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA-

(at this point, Quicksilver confiscates the keyboard and continues with reviewer responses)

HA! I told you that you were a bakura fangirl. I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU, AND NOW YOU HAVE ADMITTED IT!

As thanks for me helping you unleash your inner Bakura fangirliness, you have to give me him for Christmannukahquanza/new years/ the holiday in honor of white haired bishounen Marmar and Kim made up to go with their new religion, BISHOUNIZM! Hee!

LilMewBerii: Thanks! Quicksilver should really get around to emailing you…she is too forgetful…maybe sooner or later.

Lyssa-chan(friend of Dark Mew Angel) Yay! Another convert! Thanks for your happy comments!

MarMar: Evanessence RULES!

Foxx: Good Charlotte RULES!

(an epic punk rock music battle ensues)

Amme Moto(again)(we think)(did we already do a response for you?)(we forget): Yes, little brothers are certainly NOT bakura…we know from expirence…

Darkfire180: Thanks! A complimentary review…sort of! YOU FINALLY GOT CHELSEA TO REVIEW… KIND OF! THE END IS NEAR!!!!

Krysofdeath: wow…that is one of the nicest reviews we have ever received. Seriously.

Runaway Kid RK: Thanks…we think…xni to you too….What's a cheese xni?

Winged Peach: Well, at least we're passing…what made us lose the other 3.5 points? The stupidity? The pervertedness? The randomness? Nah…

Cheating is bad. Don't go yet! Bonuses coming up!