Chapter 8: Bonus story wiff R. and K. (and yami bakura)

Sad and sorry disclaimer: This is it. The last one. Oh boy. We don't own Tokyo mew mew. La di da. If we did, everyone would go out with each other and everyone would be a communist nudist Buddhist (lots of ists) and curse a lot. But they don't. See our point?

Roae: Fun. Yes, I'm being sarcastic for those idiots out there.

Bonuses! (Or you-thought-we-were-dead-but-we-aren't page. We shall reign supreme forever! Mwuahahahahahahahahaha!)

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One day, Keiicharo said "Yay! Today is a happy day. I will make some yummy muffins for Ryou and me! " Ryou kissed him on the cheek. "Yay! Muffins! Yummy! I love you so much Kee-chan!" They snogged. Then Ryou pulled away. "I have to go to work. Bye!"

"Bye!" Keiicharo sang. Ryou left to go smell pig bottom soap pills or whatever he does that makes him rich. His boyfriend (Ryou's that is) smiled and sighed contentedly. He took out the ingredients to make a wonderful batch of oatmeal muffins. "Ryou is so hot," he said to himself, as he added the oatmeal and sugar to the mix. "I'm so glad that that Ichigo incident is over. Now he's all miney! Miney mine mine mine! I'm the only one that gets to see him slooowly slide off his boxers…" Keiicharo added egg after egg into the mix as he fantasized about Ryou's boxer shorts on his head. Keiicharo stirred the mix happily. "Yay!" He made it into a tune. "I'm-dating-a-sex…GOD! I'm-dating-a-sex…GOD! (sung to the cha-cha tune)"

But all happiness was not complete. There was an explosion as Keiicharo started to bake the muffins. As the mist and smoke cleared, a form appeared in the haze. A form like none other. The form of ultimate bad-boy godliness. The form of…YAMI BAKURA! (Mar Mar: YAMI BAKURA! YAY! Quicksilver: YAMI BAKURA! YAaaaa…sees look on Mar Mar's face Uh oh. Mar Mar: YAMI BAKURA IS MINE! YAAAAAAAAA! hits quicksilver repeatedly over her adorable fuzzy fox ears (Mar Mar: They are sooo not! Adorable I mean!) with the black Goth leather purse of doom Roae: Good thing she doesn't know I like him too… Did I just say that out loud? Uh oh…runs away yelling)

(Extra disclaimer just to torture 2 ½ tourtured souls (Roae is the half because she's not supposed to be writing this. Roae: Hey!) We don't own yugioh either. If we did, it would not be appropriate for the tender souls of likkle kids out in the world. Hint: Yaoi. And lots of it. But since it is our sworn duty to soil the minds of the innocent children of the world, I think I (Mar Mar) will write yaoi doujinshi and make a zillion copies and 'accidently' get it blown all over the daycare center…Sound like a plan to you? doesn't wait for answer Good, me too… evil smirk)

Yami Bakura walked up to Keiicharo and slapped him across the nose. Keiicharo stared at him in amazement. "What the hell was that for? Who the fuck is (Hey, Microsoft Word said it was proper grammar) you anyways? This story was not supposed to be a crossover!" Yami B. looked grouchy. "I'm on break. So sue me. Anyways…back on subject! RYOU IS MINE!" Keiicharo stared in amazement. "Nani?"

"You heard me…Ryou is mine! Ooh! Look! Muffins!" Yami B. grabbed one. Kee-chan started to cry. "My muffin! Mine! Big meanie! WAAAAA!"

Ryou walked in. "Hi Kee-chan! Guess who got let out early from work…Hey! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE HOUSE! But more importantly…WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? You are cheating on me again! It was bad enough with Ichigo! Waaa!" Now everyone was crying except for Yami B. who was chewing on his toes (Mar Mar: Meh? Quicksilver: Feh.). Keiicharo spoke up. "I have no clue who this guy is! I swear! I was just making muffins when he randomly popped up! Honest, Ryou!"

Bakura looked up. "Ryouuuuu… Uh oh." He sweatdropped. He nodded towards Ryou (the Tokyo mew mew one) "So you're Ryou?" Ryou nodded. "Um…oops. Ha ha ha. Uh, as much fun as this is, um…I gotta go. Bye!" Bakura disappeared.

Keiicharo started crying again. Ryou looked at him tenderly. "Kee-chan darling, what's wrong?" Kee-chan screamed, "He took the MUFFIN! WAAAAAAAAA!" Ryou smiled. "It's ok. We have plenty more."

"R…really?"

"Yee-up!" Grinning happily, Ryou bit into one. "Yum!...YUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!" He spit it back out. "Honestly, Ryou, you should have scrambled these instead of baking them!"

And they lived happily ever after.

So…

This is the last chapter…

Forever. Me and MarMar and Roae will never update this fic ever…

Reading back on it, I realized what utter, badly written shit it is. We're all much better authors now.

We'll always have fond memories of this fic as our first! We never knew it would be so popular! Thanks for supporting us, guys!

Don't worry, we won't let the Tokyo mew mew part of ff. net go to the stupid losers who write about this random girl named Zoey…who is that bitch, anyways? (rhetorical question). We won't let the 'new mews' take over either! Look out for our next fic, Team Mew Mew!

BYE-CHAN!

(Quicksilver, MarMar, and Roae fly to a land far, far away on a purple cloud).