Because you all asked for it, no you demanded it actually. If I were Harry you'd be in so much trouble right now.

Chapter Two: Snape's Daughter

"Severus?"

"What do you want?" snapped the Potions Master from his chair in front of his fire. He was holding an almost empty bottle of fire whiskey and it appeared that two others were lying on the floor at his feet, completely drained.

The Headmaster took a seat in the other chair in front of Snape's fire and quietly explained. "I've just been to see Poppy and she tells me that she can perform a paternity charm on you and our young Harry to verify the information I was given about his parentage."

"Why didn't you suggest this before?"

Professor Dumbledore sighed, "Severus, I suppose it is the failing of old age, I honestly thought that since the two of you seemed so lonely that you might actually welcome the chance to have a family with one another. I simply wanted you both to be happy."

Snape arched his greasy eye brow and sarcastically said, "If this is happiness, I wonder what misery feels like?"

"Well, if you want to take the test, come to the infirmary and Poppy will perform it for you both," the Headmaster said as he stood and then began to leave the dungeons.

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As Severus Snape entered the infirmary he found the Headmaster and the school nurse discussing something in the corner and Harry Potter, or was it Harry Snape now, he shuddered at the thought, was standing in between his two friends chewing on his finger nails nervously.

"What if it's true?" Harry said to Hermione Granger.

"Harry, I'm sure it's not," she replied. "If it would make you feel any better Ron and I can take the test also. We could be like control subjects, so that would verify your results wouldn't it."

Harry nodded his head and gratitude as Ron slapped his best mate on the back.

"Alright then," Madame Pomfrey said as she walked towards the assembled group. "Are we all ready for this test?"

"Yes, we are," Hermione answered and continued in her bossy manner. "However, Harry wants all three of us tested to make sure the charm is working properly since there is no way that Professor Snape could be our fathers as well."

"An excellent idea Ms. Granger, five points to Gryffindor," the Headmaster praised while Snape sneered at her with dislike etched in his face.

"Very well then, I want you children to stand over by the beds while I cast the charm first on Severus," Madam Pomfrey commanded. "Then I will cast the second part on all three of you in turn. The charm is completely painless and will only show up in the colors that you will be projecting while you are being tested."

Everyone nodded and moved away from the nurse and Snape, while cast the paternity charm on him. For a moment his whole body was covered in a putrid yellow color and then it vanished again.

Turning to the three Gryffindors, she then asked, "Who's going first?"

Hermione looked to the other two and said, "I will."

The school nurse muttered under her breath and Hermione turned a bright emerald green color. She went to Harry next and then he two turned a bright emerald green. Lastly Ron was tested and he was a dull shimmering orange color.

Satisfied that the charm was accurately performed the school nurse smiled and turned to the waiting Potions Master. "Well Severus, I think congratulations are in order."

Snape groaned and pulled out a brand new bottle of fire whiskey. He pulled the cork out and flung his head back taking in a great gulp of it, while Dumbledore stood there with his eyes twinkling in merriment.

"You have two fine children whom anyone would be proud of."

"TWO?" everyone cried at once.

"Yes, Mr. Potter and Miss Granger are both your children."

Snape fell to the floor and took the bottle and up ended it and poured a good quarter of it into this mouth. Apparently trying to get as drunk as he could.

"Oh Harry, you're my brother," cried Hermione in outrage. "Do you know what that means?"

Taking the girl into his arms, Harry cradled her to his chest and cooed, "Its okay, I will love you no matter what. It doesn't matter at all, we can still be together."

Breaking away from Harry, Hermione screams, "NO IT'S NOT ALRIGHT! Don't you understand what we've done? We've committed incest."

"INCEST?" snapped Snape in outrage. "No children of mine will commit incest."

"Does that mean you want to be our daddy?" Harry asked hopefully.

"ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!" howled Snape and he bolted from the room with his whiskey bottle in hand.

Laughing the Headmaster hands Harry another small bag of galleons. "It seems, I've underestimated you once again Harry."

Smiling, Harry pocketed the small bag and said, "Next time, I say we convince him that McGonagall is his mother."

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