Tidus Has Questions

Disclaimer: I obviously don't own the final fantasy 10 franchise yada yada yada… all in good fun people. Also SPOILER WARNING if you care about that stuff.

Tidus is walking along the farplane when he notices Auron sitting down all by himself. He goes up to talk to him.

Tidus- "Ummm Auron something has been bothering me that I have been meaning to ask you"

Auron turns his head slightly head. He looks at him through the corner of his eye

Auron- "Yes" he asks suspiciously

Tidus- "Well…. Why are you old?"

Auron- "What kind of ridiculous quest…." Tidus interrupts

Tidus- "Cause you know when we fought Yunalesca, she was young, and you died a long time ago… do dead people age?"

Auron gets up and gives a deep laugh. He then points into a far off direction

Auron- "The answer your looking for is right over there"

Tidus gets up and peers in that direction, he shields his eyes from the sun

Tidus- "Auron… I…. I don't see anything what are you talking about?…..Auron?"

He turns around and to his surprise Auron is not there, he turns more and sees him running away.

Tidus- "Oh no you don't!" Tidus runs after him but he is stopped along the way by his father, Jecht.

Jecht- "Whoa son! Whats the hold up?"

Tidus- "Have you seen Auron?"

Jecht- "No, haven't seen him come this way, what is this all about?"

Tidus- "I have a question I need him to answer!…speaking of which I have one for you too!"

Jecht- "Oh?"

Tidus- "Just how did YOU get to spira? I got here from on top of you but that doesn't explain how you got here! Are you a dream, and if so whose?"

Jecht- "Haha you think too much you see…"

Jecht grasps his neck and falls to the ground chocking

Tidus- "Dad! I will go get help!" Tidus runs along for a couple seconds then he realizes… "Wait….. we are already dead!" he turns around to see Jecht running off as well. Tidus follows him but is quickly lost. Just then Lord Braska goes up to him.

Tidus- "Lord Braska, have you seen my dad or Auron around, I have some questions to ask them!"

Braska- "Speaking of questions I have one for you Tidus"

Tidus- "Oh?"

Braska- "How do you Blitzball players breathe under water?"

Tidus- "Umm well… what we do is…." Tidus runs off, "AURON, DAD, WAIT FOR ME!"