The scene unfolds and behold! The bridge of the one and only Enterprise. Spock is at his station, as his Kirk. Spock though is wearing an ear-piece and bopping his head. Now he is-holy crap! Is he singing?
"Crazy…stone cold crazy, you know? Hmm? Hmm, hmmm…" Spock mumbled under his breath.
"Spock?" Kirk questioned.
Before he could get a reply though, Uhura interrupted, "Sir, there is something on communications frequency!"
Kirk gave a nod, Uhura reached to hit play, and Spock snapped to attention, "No Wait!"
(To late…)
The audio speakers then began to sing,
"Walking down the street
Shooting people that I meet
With my Robert Tony water gun
Here come the deputy
Try getting me
Gotta get me up and run
They got the sirens loose
I ran right outa juice
They're gonna put me in a cell
If I can't go to heaven
Will they let me go to hell?
Crazy stone cold crazy you know"
"No, I don't know, "Kirk mumbled, "Spock are you blushing?"
Spock, who was obviously blushing, replied, "No sir. That is, ahem, for your information, a band called 'Queen.'"
Then the audio speaker's again sang, "Stone cold law, stone cold crazzzy…"
Reluctantly, with a gesture, Uhura turned off the music. She had been enjoying it a lot.
Turning around Chekov decided it would be nescarry to inform them all that Queen was Russian. Spock glared at him and snapped back, "If looks could kill you would be a black spot on the deck right now."
Kirk called the medical team to be safe, then Chekov was screaming, "THE EYEBROW! THE EYEBROW!"
The crew was mystified by this, except for Spock who used the time to escape to the turbo lift. In his room he continued listening to his music. The computer began, "Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality,"
Spock paused here to add, "Except for logic."
The computer continued, "Open your eyes, look up to the skies to see…"
"I'm in the sky you fool," he stated.
Again the computer continued, "Thunder and lightning very, very frightening me!"
Spock stared.
"Not the eyebrow! The EYEBROW!"
"FasCINating," Spock remarked.
None of the characters ae mine, please review!
THE END