Gandalf The Hall Monitor in Restroom Duty
Yes Timmy what is it? said the teacher. I have to pee! replied Timmy. Fine then, just don't forget your hall pass, we have a new hall monitor and he is very weird. As Timmy was walking down the hall he noticed that the new hall monitor was really old. How old are you? asked Timmy. That dosen't matter just protect the RING, said Gandalf. Whatever replied Timmy. Why are you following me? said Timmy curiously.
HaHaHaHaHa, screamed Gandalf. Timmy just stared at him and finally said, Are you related to Micheal Jackson?
Join the dark side! bellowed Gandalf. What are you talking about! screamed Timmy.
When Timmy finally reached the bathroom Gandalf pulled out his staff & blocked the door. Let me through! said Timmy.
Suddenly a red light surrounded Gandalf and he said in a loud tone YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Why can't I pass?
said Timmy really pissed now. You have no hall pass replied Gandalf. Yes I do screamed Timmy showing him hall pass.
Gandalf stared at it for a moment and tore it apart. Why did you do that? shouted Timmy at the top of his lungs.
This pass means nothing to me! Hall passes are pure EVIL! They are not evil said Timmy. EVIL! screamed Gandalf.
For the last time hall passes are not evil. They are pieces of paper that let students use the frickin restroom! said Timmy.
Now can I please use the restroom? Gandalf stared at Timmy with red eyes. You must be evil! said Gandalf.
No i'm not evil I...I'm a good little boy. said Timmy very scared now. EVIL! screamed Gandalf. Then Gandalf chased Timmy out of the school and into a pickle slicer. ( Timmy was never seen again.)