The Baka Series
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Summary: Idiot means Baka. Baka means idiot. Baka and idiot mean the same thing. Now Inuyasha cast bakas. So, Inuyasha cast idiots. Therefore, Inuyasha cast idiotic bakas. Are you seeing a pattern here? Join two crazy authors known as Genki Hyper Hikari and silverwings (not on site) on the most idiotic pathetically humorous story on the net! (with the weirdest pairings!) Rated M for coauthor silverwings's sleazy sexual innuendo and humor, second coauthor Genki Hyper Hikari's profanity fountain and both authors need for violence just for the heck of it.
A/N: Genki Hyper Hikari here! My penname takes so long to type, during these author's notes, I will be GHH. Anyways, these chapters will be done in colon form, like in a script! Enjoy!
Chapter 1:
Sesshoumaru: MORNING EVERYONE!
Everybody else: -bored sounding- Hello...
Sesshoumaru: PUT SOME ENTHUSIASM INTO IT! -thumbs up-
Inuyasha: Why are you here? If you want the Tetsusaiga, you're not getting it you bastard!
Sesshoumaru: -sigh- You underestimate me...
Sesshoumaru: C'mon Jaken…..let's go.
Jaken: No! I snapped a nail!
Sesshoumaru: I'll be snapping your ass off if you don't come
Rin: Inu-chan!
Kagome: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE PINT SIZED GIRL!
Rin: -vein pop- I am not a little girl! -watches as vein bleeds and keeps going on-
Inuyasha: Rin! Hang on there! -Rin is losing consciousness-
Inuyasha: -plasters on bandage ransacked from Kagome- Here. You're all better!
Jaken: Oh my God! Like, where did you get your nails done Sesshoumaru:sparkles:
Sesshoumaru: Haha! Of course it's cause of MY NATURAL beauty!
Sango: Natural:scoffs: Don't make me laugh
Miroku: Hey! Aren't I a natural beauty!
Sango: Pshaw, hell no. More like a natural pervert.
Shippo: EEEEEEP!
Kikyou: What the fuck is going on here!
Kagome: Nothing!
Naraku: Kukukukukuku! I see you!
Inuyasha: Get out of here Naraku! It's not your part of the script yet!
Naraku: Wups. Okay, sorry -leaves-
Kikyou: Inuyasha! Come to hell with me!
Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLANNING!
Kikyou: me? I'm plannin' to drag you off to hell like hell you bastard!
Rin: Uuum...no you're not...since Inuyasha's MINE!
Kikyou+nods head+ true, true.
Kagome: -gawks- No he isn't! He's mine!
Rin: -growls- Mine!
Kikyou: Mine!
Miroku: If you can't choose, Inuyasha can do it.
Everyone but Kagome and Rin+nods+ Yup.
Sango: Houshi-saaama….no hentai suggestions….
Miroku: I can tell you how to resolve this….
Inuyasha: -sighs in relief- Please, just tell me!
Miroku: Have sex with all three of them and see who is the best!
Sango: Houuushi-saaaaamaaaa…..SHI NE! –BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!-
Miroku: Aaah……
Inuyasha: I think I'll just let them duke it out….I'm going to go take a bath, tell them where I went….
TWO HOURS LATER
Inuyasha: -In hot spring taking bath. Licks wound.- Ouch. –Grabs soap from Kagome's time.- Honestly, I don't get it. There's not much to fight about anyway. –snorts-
Kikyou, Rin, and Kagome: -Drooling and peeking at Inuyasha…learning from Miroku?-
A/N: We would greatly appreciate it if we get a review…. By the way, Shi ne (shee nay) means die in Japanese.