Inuyasha; Baka Series
Chapter 2
While shooting for the new Inuyashs movie…
1…2…3…ACTION!
Inuyasha: It is time for you to die Naraku! -watches as left dog ear falls off-
CUT 1!
Inuyasha: It is time for you to die Naraku! –swings tesusaiga-
Naraku: Uhhhhhh…what was my line again? -is hit by big-ass sword-
CUT 2!
Inuyasha: -sigh not again- It is time for you to die Naraku…-monotone-
Naraku: Put some enthusiasm into it would ya?
Inuyasha: Don't tell me what to do or I'll really blast you into pieces!
Naraku: Ah-herm…1) You can't, you're an actor. 2) The director was going to call a cut anyways but he's uhhh…he's a bit busy –director is actually drooling at a women's bust-. 3) If you do…my sould will haunt you .
Director: WHA! CUT!
CUT 3!
Inuyasha: It is time for you to die Naraku!
Naraku: Not so fast Inuyasha!
Director: Finally! That's a wrap. 10 min break everyone.
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Now, during the break…
Sesshomaru: SERVANTS! YOU MISSED A SPOT ON MY MAKEUP!
Servants: No we didn't, your just blind.
Sesshomaru: How dare you! I will blast you, no RIP you into pieces.
Servants: Are you sure you're not really related to the actor of Inuyasha? You two are sure full of yourselves. I mean, with the blasting thing. Btw, you can't do anything bad to me…you're an actor oO
Rin: Sesshy, you don't need makeup, your natural beauty shows.
Kagura: I second that!
Sesshomaru: ''
Sango: Dude…how DO you lose so much weight Kagome?
Kagome: -whispes in ear…don't let anyone know, not even…plushei shippo-
Sango: OMGOSH!
Shippo: WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A PLUSHIE?
Miroku: Wow, those chicks are really digging meh!
Inuyasha: Look behind you ;
Miroku: -looks behind and fins a mega hot guy- TT They…weren't looking at ME?
Inuyasha: Apparently so HAHAHAH!
Naraku: I hate playing the bad guy –sobs-.
Jaken" But…you got a cool sword and a lot of makeup for your demon face!
Naraku: WHA? Sesshomaru's over there.
Jaken: -looks up- EEEEEK! BAD GUY! –hits-
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Now this is what happens when the actors of Inuyasha tei their part in the movie to REAL life duties.
You will see Inuyasha caught by the police because he was threatening people with his REALLY big sword.
Your walking by a beauty salon and you see Sesshomaru there making a big fuss about him being a demon and the hair dressers being…"mortals"
"Kirara! Transform already!" You hear Sango shout at her kitty. Kirara mearly growls but does not transform. "Ohhh! Kirara, did Naraku poison you again?" oO
Miroku is walking peacefully, but then spots a bar with many girls. The rest explains itself.
And you see Shippo being the lead dancer of the Oompa Doompa song
And for Kagome, she's at her house studying for exams and being jealous of Kikyou (see, she has multiple personalities. She's in her Kagome personality but she also has her Kikyou personality since she plays both roles)
Kagome: Inuyasha…WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP?
Inuyasha:
As the Inu-gumi keeps walking on, they see a man dressed in a demon constume shaking hands with a woman.
Miroku: Seize demon! HOW DARE YOU MOLEST A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN LIKE HER!
"Demon": Ehhhh…(no comment) –is hit by Miroku-
Miroku: Will you, m'lady bear my child?
Women: Eeeeeek! Who are you! What have you done to my husband? Sure he's in a demon constume advertising for an anime but you don't have to make fun of him like that!
Meanwhile at the beauty salon…
Sesshomaru: Hmph…stupid humans. You think you can send ME to the 'police'. Besides I don't like the things you did to my hair!
Kouga is applying for the highschool that Kagome is in --; and inuyasha, being the jealous type tells the admission office that…he #$&(&$# and #$&(&.
(Kouga is dragged off to prison, and Inuyasha gets in because eh sneakily read all of Kagome's textbooks)