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dragoon-bane: thanks! Glad I'm not slaughteringStarfire's character! (I thought I was really pushing it, to be honest, but having fun anyways!)

quite-a-shame: Wow, thanks! I have no idea what I'm doing…just kinda making this up as I go along.

Regrem Erutaerc: Thank you! At the rate these ideas are randomly popping in my head…I might be done with this by spring break. O.O…

Disclaimer (that I FINALLY remember): I don't own Teen Titans, or Monty Python.

Once my best friend takes over the world, THEN I might, along with the Netherlands, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, and Norway…I'VE SAID TOO MUCH:X

To the next chapter now…

HI-HO, SILVER! AWAAAAAAAAAAAY!

…um…always wanted to say that.

Chapter Five: Found Out

Down at the dinner table, it was strangely quiet. Not even Cyborg or Beast Boy were arguing over meat and tofu. It was as if they all had this instinct that something was about to happen.

And happen it did.

"How were your days today, friends?" asked Starfire, breaking the silence.

"Boring," came the boys' reply.

"Interesting," replied Raven. Starfire saw a very small trace of a blush come across her face, and she smiled.

There was a brief pause.

"Shall we watch a movie after dinner?" asked Starfire when nobody else spoke up.

"Yeah! We can watch Wicked Scary again!" grinned Beast Boy.

"No way! Let's get out Monty Python!" said Cyborg.

"What is the Python of Monty? Is it poisonous?" asked Starfire with wide eyes.

"No, Monty Python is a moronic movie with very little plot and that these idiots find disturbingly amusing. Let me introduce Exhibit A: Beast Boy, do your impression," ordered Raven in her monotone voice.

"Which one?" asked Beast Boy.

Raven groaned, and replied, "I don't care- WHATEVER!"

(A/N: Oh, man, this is gonna be so hard, there are so many good quotes from that movie!)

…GOT A GOOD ONE!

Beast Boy cleared his throat, then began reciting in a British accent, "It's only a flesh wound!"

"I cut your arm off!" assisted Cyborg, also in a British accent.

"And blablabla- GET BACK HERE, YOU PANSY!" shouted Beast Boy.

"I am afraid I do not understand why Beast Boy is telling a flower to return?" said a very confused Starfire.

"Um…let's move on to Exhibit B. Cyborg, tell her some of the props they use," said Raven.

"Coconuts-" started Cyborg, interrupted by Robin and Beast Boy saying "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" The boys laughed, and Cyborg continued after a bit. "The holy hand grenade, a giant weighing thing-"

"That's enough. Now, do you really want to see that movie now?" asked Raven.

"Why is it called Python of Monty?"

"Because…" started to explain Robin, but found he- along with the other fanatics of Monty Python- were at a loss for words.

"Is there a snake in it?" asked Starfire.

"No, but there's a killer bunny!" chirped Beast Boy, turning into a green bunny and hopping around the kitchen. Raven rolled her eyes.

"THERE IS A RABBIT IN THE PYTHON OF MONTY?" shouted Starfire with joy. "Let us watch that, then!"

Raven sighed. "Oh, great."

The boys cheered, and high-fived each other. "ALL RIGHT!"

Later on…

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" said Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Robin along with the movie. Starfire seemed to be enjoying it, and Raven was wondering what on earth the people who made this film were thinking.

"If they were thinking at all," thought Raven with a small smirk.

Unfortunately for her, Beast Boy saw this, and thought that she was enjoying the movie.

"YOU LIKE IT! YOU LIKE THIS MOVIE!" he shouted, pausing the movie.

Raven looked at him in horror, then quickly said, "No, I don't!"

"Yes, you do! I saw you smile!"

"What- I wasn't smiling!"

"Yes you were!"

"No I wasn't!"

"Yes you were!"

"No I wasn't!"

"Yes you were!"

"No I wasn't!"

This went on for a few minutes before Beast Boy became really frustrated.

"Fine! Just cover up your obvious appreciation for Monty Python just like you do everything else!"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"You cover up EVERYTHING! You keep away from us, you cover up your emotions-"

"I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!"

"Yeah, well, you could at LEAST trust us a little more! We're your friends!"

"I know! You've told me that! Maybe I'm hiding from you all because I don't want you to be hurt because maybe I love you!" Raven covered her mouth in shock, and everyone stared at her.

Long, awkward silence.

Beast Boy broke it. "What did you say?"

Raven's eyes started filling with tears, and she ran away. The lightbulb exploded in the kitchen area.