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WHOO! I'm back! with more slash! more anger and more cinomony dark slash raping ballroom rock french sock and purple pill hugging action! Shout out to Icantthinkofaffnick cause they're my hoomie, so I hope ya'll like it.

Chapter: 10 British Hotties

Chris paced around in a circle, licking his lips.

" Will you sit down already I want to see this show even if I am TiVoing it" Amy said impaitently.

Chris sat down,"What if he hurts him? What if he rapes him?"

"Even better" Amy snorted.

Chris frowned." Hey, since you don't want to just go up to him and confess your undying love you better just shut the hell up"

"You're just pissed because Wyatt didn't choose you" Chris snapped.

"Well, you're just jealous because you're not Wyatt as usual" Amy snapped back.

Chris sighed and fell back into the couch," Let's drink away our sorrows"

Amy groweled and took up a bottle of beer," Good idea"

Meanwhile...

"Wyatt...I...amm...hh...eehhe...ppee..ppp-...pppllleea...sse...stt..toooppp...I whhaanntt...mm..mmmyyy..." Brandon wailed out.

"God Damnit" Wyat grunted out," Lets talking more moving"

"You''re...killliinnngg mmeee..." Brandon goraned out, holding the knife in his stomach.

" It's not that bad" Wyatt said soothingly." I just want Chris to see us here, you dying, me looking fine as fucking hell and ...well...maybe I shouldn't kill you, you are pretty damn hot"

"Chr-"

"And you did work the pole pretty well...heh...6 times..."

"Ch- "

"Stop calling his name, he won't hear you unless he love-"

Chris orbed in with a bottle of beer in his hand, landing ontop to a knife." Oh shit, he's drunk" Wyatt laughed.

"Wyatt...why are you...mol- molesting my best friend? Let go of him plleaseee...I doon't want ooouu to oou "that" Chris slurred.

"Do you not want me to do this too?" Brandon asked, plunging his mouth over Brandon's.

"No, not really." Chris replied.

"Or this" Wyatt said unbuttoning Brandon's shirt.

"Na..."

"Or this..." Wyatt said, holding the knife right next to the zipper of Branndon's jeans and shoving it in almost fully, Brandon wincing but didn't really feel anything.

"Look...mister...I don't like you harming my best friend...I'll kill you you know..." Chris threatened.

"Chris, just go please...get help." Brandon pleeded.

"No, I can save you" Chris said, sobering up just a little." Gimme a second."

Wyatt let go of Brandon adn kicked him to the floor," He'll be my new slave, the old one I had was kidn of faulty."

10 Boys in the back of the room climbed out from under the tables, each oen wearing British UK speedos.

"Try again next time" Wyatt said sadly.

There were a montage of "Cheers, Pip pips and oys" as the walkied or shimmer or limped out the room.

"Okay, if there's going to be anyone kissing Brandon it will be me alright?" Chris asked, as he walked towards Wyatt." You were always stealing my boyfriends and girlfriends..."

"Bi sexual" Wyatt murmered.

"Fuck off, I'm not...I'm...I'm..." Chris trailed off

Brandon rolled his eyes," He's Chris"

"Exactly" Wyatt said as he leane dover and licked Chris," Maybe I should give this incest a good try..."

"Oh hell no..." Chris said. Wait...rewind...didn't Chris just semi- confess his undyling love for Brandon?.

"Wait, did you say you were going to kiss me?" Brandon asked.

The room got quiet.

"No" Chris lied badly as Brandon smiled," Oh..."

Wyatt grabbed Chris ass as he smacked his hand away," Go with Amy..."

"She's a girl" Wyatt said tiredly," Look, I'm not playing good guy here, I fuck, rape and kill people. Just like how leo taught me. And right now I just kicked out my 10 cutest british hotties so if you dont; mind..."

Chris looked at Brandon and closed his eyes, telelkenetically throwingWyatt across the room, he grabbed Brandon's hand and dragged him away and orbing out he asked." Are you okay, did he hurt you?"

Back at the mannor Amy was dancing to Drop It Like It's Hot." I keep a red flag hanging out my backside, only on my right side, yeah that's the cr-" She stopped as Brandon landed first on the couch followed by Chris conveiently landing body fist ontop of him." I see you finally did something about it" She smiled.

"Shut up Amy" Brandon said, shoving Chris off of him," You're going to the past tonight Chris, I'm not risking anything else for you"