attack of the n00b chapter 2- 'the n00btrix still has you'

hello this is son-of-snicket! hope you enjoyed the first chapter. There may of been some confusion by me calling myself revengeguy last chapter, this is my usual name in forums and MMORPG's and i simply forgot i had the name son-of-snicket on Anyway, on with the chapter!

'the land of the n00bs? where is that'
'a place not even in this universe'
'hang on, are you trying to get me to join a cult or something'
'of course not'
'well where is it'
'you will find out soon mr.anderson'
a message came up stating that the contact was offline.
Neo checked the profile of the MSN account, 'sorry this users profile could not be found, please try again later.
Neo went back to playing everquest.

His cellphone rang 'hello'
'they're coming Neo'
'who is this'
'the n00btrix'
'what, not you again'
'you will thank us Neo, they're after you'
'who is after me'
'SOE, the company that makes everquest'
'i know who SOE are, why do they want me'
'they've came to ban you from everquest'
'what, why'
'because of you scamming,missing a payment,swearing,and being a '1337 hax0r'
'COME ON! IT WAS A LEVEL 10 GNOME'
'relax neo, follow my instructions and you will be fine'
'okay'

'glad to have you abord, look out your cubicle'
Neo loked out his cubicle, a 30 year old pimply nerd was walking toward his cubicle it was a employee of SOE all right 'ok Neo, creep toward that mountain dew vending machine'
Neo did as he was told, he sure was thirsty, he removed a dollar bill and put it in the machine the machine spat it back out he tried again it spat it back out 'hey you!' the SOE guy shouted at him 'come over here'
'mabye i could just get that pitch black one' Neo thought to himself 'no! it makes your poop black'
'neo, you dont have time for this!' the n00btrix shouted down the line.
Neo kicked the machine and some mountain dew came out, neo jumped into the elevator and pressed the ground floor button