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"Gibbs! What the bloody hell are you talking about!" Jack screamed.
"That woman who came aboard is a witch Captain!" said Gibbs fearfully.
"I can assure you she is not."
"Then what is she doing in your cabin?"
"MY CABIN! MY RUM IS IN ME CABIN" Jack yelled, and ran as fast as he could to see what damage had been done.
As Jack neared his cabin he began to think that maybe Norah was a witch. There seemed to be a group of musicians playing some sort of music that Jack had never heard before, if you could even consider it music. It seemed to be blasting from the cabin as well. Jack quickly opened the door and stood there dumbfounded for a minute before regaining he composure.
Norah was dancing around like she was insane as music blasted from somewhere that Jack couldn't see.
Well a young man ain't got nothing in the world these days...
I said a young man ain't got nothing in the world these days...
In between each line there seemed to be an explosion of drums and guitar.
"MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!" Jack yelled.
"WHAT?" yelled Norah back. She obviously couldn't hear him.
"MAKE IT STOP WOMAN!" Yelled Jack again.
Norah seemed to understand because she crosses the room to a small blue device. She pressed part of it and the music abruptly came to a stop.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THAT!" Norah looked shocked for a second, and then remembered that she was in the 1600's and people were not exposed to the wonderful world of the iPod.
"Oh! Right! It's an iPod. It allows me to carry around my entire music library. Lucky for me I brought the extra battery pack and the portable speakers. I do not know what I would do without it."
"Luv, what were you listening to? It was definitely not music." Jack said confidently.
"HOW DARE YOU! That was The Who man! They are one of the greatest bands that ever lived! Now if you'll excuse me, my music calls."
"NO!" Yelled Jack. Please don' turn it on again! At least make it softer or something!"
Norah pondered this deal for a moment.
"...ok, I'll change the song too. I think you'll like this one better."
She pressed more buttons on her iPod, and in a second, a new type of music was playing. This one seemed to be all piano except for one man singing.
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...
"I kinda like this one," Said Jack. "It's calming."
"You better like it. Its freaking John Lennon! I think if you didn't like it I would have to personally kick your ass."
"I don't think you'd be able to luv."
"OH really! What because I'm a woman I'm to weak to beat up a man! Well I am not from here! It is part of my job to be able to defend myself if I have to. You know what? Try to punch me and we'll see what happens."
"I'm not going to hit you."Said Jack smugly "It wouldn't be fair."
That broke the barrier holding Norah back. She swiftly crossed the room and stood directly in front of Jack.
"Shovanistic pig." she said. Then she punched him in the nose and went back to her music.